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To the people who have anxiety while ordering food or something.

I used to work at a cafeteria and now I work at Bubble tea. As a worker i can say i really don care what weird order you take, how long you make your decision or if you stutter. I don't get paid enough to care.

I am minding my own bussines thinking about a song, a netflix show, make plans, then I see someone, I come to the order spot. If the customer says thay haven't decided what they want yet or even just resises a hand in the "stop" gesture, I come back to what i was thinking about. I stay at the spot but I zoon out and think about what I will order for dinner, so take your time, I don't rush you.

If I make a face at your order, it's not bc I find it weird,it's bc I don't like the process of making it. Frappe for example. It requires crushing ice cubes in a blender, it's loud, hurts my ears and i don't like doing it.

If I ask you to repeat your order it's not bc I find it weird, it's because I couldn't hear you. The work place is loud usually and it's hard to understand somebody who talks very softly or is shy. It's also very awkward to ask "what?" for the third time like an idiot so just pleas repet loud and clear.

I'm not here to judge you, just to make you your drink. I swear nothing you order will shock me more then a guy who took a carmel & melon milk shake. I can't recover from that one. That was the only time I had to mask a laugh snore with a fake sneez.

If you feel the pressure to buy something after looking at the menu, chill. You don't have to order anything, you can just go away. The job requires a lot of stanfing and legs get tired after 8 hours so I appreciate the time when I can sit. If you order, i need to stend up and take your order. If you go away I can sit some more.

#Now to crush your selfestime I have autism and a wonderful memory for names and faces #so if i saw u once ordering something #i remember you #that usually freaks out customers a bit #but if i saw you once #i remember your face #i give you a nickname in my head bc i dont know your name #it's inspired by your look or your order #the carmel&melon weirdo #the little sad girl who had a headache once #the strawberry girl (clothes all in strawberry patterns #lil patricia (looks like a young version of my friemd patricia) #gym buddies #girl with an ugly boyfriend #short&shorter #matcha man #i like seeing faces that i recognise so im always very happy to see all of those customers :D #i spit to the drinks of those who are rude #always be nice to those who preper something you are about to eat

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So I was checking what "posh" neans since it's often used to describe Sherlock.

I used diki dictionary bc it's a nice app. I foumd out it means upper-class, luxurious but ALSO coke.

It's a word in Scottish slang for coke.

Y'all

So yeah. Sherlock Holmes, a posh boy indeed.

#sherlock holmes #sherlock a posh boy #sherlockian #sherlock memes #i fimd it very funny #junkie posh boy #lmao

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You know the best kind of ships?

The blonde and their dumbass dark-haired lover

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Love triangles—overused and boring trope, right?

Wrong, you just need to get more creative. So buckle up fandom members and tired writers, let’s talk love triangle alternatives.

The Classic Love Triangle, aka the Love V

This is your Bella/Edward/Jacob, your Katniss/Peeta/Gale. It’s been done and overdone. Person A has two people interested in them, and they have to pick which one they like best. Boring!! Let’s spice it up.

The True Love Triangle

To make a REAL love triangle, we need to close the last side. Now all 3 people involved are part of their own classic love triangle. If two people end up together, the third will be double crushed because they just lost both of their potential love interests to each other. Now we’re talking.

This is like Harry/Cedric/Cho, Luna/Neville/Ginny (although not quite since it’s not all at the same time)

The Rivalry Turned Romance

Person A is just minding their own business, uninterested in both person B and person C. Person B and C both like person A though, and somewhere along the way, their rivalry turns into a romance. Think about when Alya and Nino got trapped in the panther cage and fell for each other because they had so much (their mutual crush on Marinette) in common. This is the superior love triangle, tbh.

The Double Love Triangle

We’re back to classic love triangle land, but we’re spicing it up by adding another one!! One of the people in the classic love triangle is in another classic love triangle. Percy has to choose between Annabeth and Rachel, Annabeth has to choose between Percy and Luke (*gags at mention of luke*). This can end in two couples or in one couple and two lonely people.

The True Double Love Triangle

Ooh what’s this? It’s Miraculous Ladybug, of course. Person A (Marinette) likes Person C (Adrien), but she also likes Person B (Luka). Person C (Adrien) likes Person A (Marinette) and D (Kagami). BUT!! If we add in Marigami and Lukadrien, there’s our true love triangles coming out. Of course this chaos is in Miraculous because not a single character in this show this love triangle is straight.

The Bachelor

I honestly can’t think of a good example in any fandoms I’m in for this scenario, but it’s pretty simple: person A has a plethora of potential love interests to choose between.

The Bachelor With Internal Love Triangles

The love interests got tired of waiting for person A to choose one of them and started showing interest in each other.

The Bi Panic/Irene Adler/I am just overall frustrated that these two people are dating or into each other

Person B and C are into each other, maybe already in a relationship, and person A likes both of them (unreciprocated). This is kind of like Irene Adler having an affair with both people in a marriage, except they would have both been into her too. A better example is when my crush in 7th grade started dating the girl that I didn’t know I had a crush on because I still thought I was straight.

The Plus One, aka the Johnlock

Person A and B are in a confirmed and committed relationship (John & Mary Watson), but one of them is not so secretly in love with Person C (Sherlock).

The Awkward Plus One

This is a similar situation to the plus one, but it’s just person C having an unrequited crush on someone in a relationship. For example, Nico having a crush on Percy, who is with Annabeth. Briseis loving Patroclus who is with his soulmate Achilles.

I was going to include the Marinette/Adrien/Ladybug/Chat Noir love square but honestly wtf is that mess and how did those fools manage to have a love triangle between two people?

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the mayor’s son and the vigilante

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NO CAUSE WE ALL LNOW SHERLOCK IS A SHOW-OFF

Don't argue with me on that one. He loves to brag. Now imagin if only the love of hes life John Watson proposed to him. Dear god, could you imagin? It's not all John adoring how amaizing Sherlock is, it goes both ways and i think Sherlock would be the more openly braging one. This man would be wearing hes ring 24/7 everywhere and flex on people

Especially Donavan.

The woman who has been calling him a "freak", a "weirdo" and a "psychopath". The woman who used tp say that he has no friends and he never will have any, that nobody likes him, and he is in fact unlikable. Sherlocks new hobby would be shaving hes engagement ring into her face like "You see that, Sally? U SEE THAT?" He would be so happy and proud to find love and be loved. Because she was WRONG, and Sherlock now knows, that he is lovable and loved and fuck Donavan.

"Now I have a Husband and you don't, Sally. Still scrubbing Andresons floor every Weekedn, huh? Thats what i thought"

He used to call John "My Blogger", "My Doctor" but after that... Sherlock would only call him "My Husband" with insane amout of pleasure. Just walking around the crime scene with hes ring and hes husband like

💅in your face bitch💅

No, seriously, i this man's a show-off, he would brag about hes lovely husband for sure.

#johnlock #john loves sherlock #sherlock is a braging kind #i would be lost without my husband #sherlock drinking tea and casually looking at the ring on hes hand #the proof of love #the proof that he is loved and nobody can tell him hes a freak who will be alone for ever #the ca happienes in hes eyes #hes speach at the wedding #the story of how he and john meet #and how john out off all the people never tried to put him down and was amazed and supportive #he even wrote a blog #trying to show other people the side of sherlock holmes he saw #the side nobody bothered to discover #he saw a lovely and amaizimg side of sherlock and instead of crushing it he decided to make effort to show it to the world #something that sherlock has struggeled to archieve for ages #sherlock would be so happy and john would be so proud of them both

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*Playing house with Jin Ling*

Jin Guangyao: *holding a doll* I was thinking about going back to school and start a career!

Jiang Cheng: *holding a teddy bear* nonsense, you are staying at home and having my kids.

Nie Mingjue: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Jiang Cheng: playing systematic oppression.

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Nie-gongzi continues to bring chaos upon his acquaintances

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Jiang Cheng: A-Ling, what is OnlyFans, and why do my disciples keep telling me to make one?

Jiang Cheng after he makes one: A-Ling, why does FirstJade69 keep asking me to show my feet?

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Road signs into Kyiv displaying the already legendary quote “Russian Warship - Go fuck yourself” from the 13 men who died defending Snake Island when asked to surrender.

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• people in Kyiv steal and vandalize plates with street names so russians won't know where are they currently located

• a professor in KPI faculty of chemistry messaged her students that their only homework is to make molotov cocktails

• in Kharkiv people fucking stole a tank piece by piece while russian troops looked for diesel fuel

• in Dnipro a civilian shitted on a russian mark that helps to navigate their shellings

• obolonian gopniks assaulted russian armored carrier with a piece of asphalt & when a soldier came out they beated him up too

• a video where a man noticed russian troops in disguise & exposed them by demanding to say "паляниця" (a word which russians are struggling to pronounce). also a video where a man shouts after the sounds of explosions 'FUCK YOU I DIDN'T FINISH MY SOUP YET'

• and don't forget the sunflower seeds babushka

I fucking love our people

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Many thanks to @the-nonchalance-blogs for the tags on this brainrot and the subsequent brainstorming of ideas 💖

POV: you are Young Master Jin Zixuan and you have a HUGE FAT CRUSH on a Yunmeng sibling. Which one? Could it be all of them? You go for it.

There are three levels.

EASY LEVEL: JZX courts Yanli. You start with a bonus because the respective mothers have betrothed the two to each other.

You get a malus every time you do or say something that will make WWX and JC hate you because their shijie is Suffering™️.

Good ending: JZX marries Yanli - bonus scene of the couple with a newborn JL, they all are happy.

Bad ending: Yanli morally and spiritually tears JZX apart, while WWX and JC beat the crap out of him.

MEDIUM LEVEL: JZX courts WWX. You start with a malus because WWX hates your guts. If you can get shijie to be on your side, JC will follow.

Good ending: congrats, JZX marries the Yiling Laozu and no one is ever allowed to say anything bad about him - bonus scene with JZX and WWX riding off into the sunset on Little Apple.

Bad ending: WWX rides off into the sunset with Hanguang-jun, while JC beats the crap out of JZX and shijie prepares his funeral.

DIFFICULT LEVEL: JZX courts JC. Here you have to be EXTRA motivated, cos JC, having the same self esteem as a boiled courgette and the rage of a thousand suns, WILL turn you down at every step. You must have all of your stats above level 50 to manage to break through 100 layers of trauma. Yes, you start with 2 malus, cos JC and WWX hate JZX.

Good ending: JZX marries JC - congrats, you obtained the impossible! Bonus scene of JZX kissing JC's hand whilst making full eye contact with him. It is a beautiful sunset in Lotus Pier.

Bad ending: WWX and Yanli prepare JZX's funeral. JC takes it VERY personally and it will end in blood.

You can improve your stats by talking to the npcs:

Zewu-Jun for wisdom

Jin Guangyao for skills

Nie Mingjue for stamina

Nie Huaisang for horniness

Every time you talk, you lose 1 heart of energy. The energy hearts recover 1 every 30 mins.

That is about everything.

Now I can die in peace lol.