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imagine Martin walking back after seeing some good cows all excited to tell Jon about them and then that happens

#the magnus archives #tma #jonmartin #martin blackwood #jon sims

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I am a simple ace who loves seeing her other aces be able to have relationships that are cannon 

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Who needs a T-shirt like that?

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bill hader is not lowkey hot or kinda hot or strangely hot........bill hader IS hot you guys are just cowards

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I think I got the most I possibly could without getting a bingo, it's homophobia really

Why not....

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*slams gavel*

worm court is now in session

all writhe

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lmao i lost at least 7 followers after reblogging that…. anyway if you exclude nonbinary people you’re ignoring the white stripe of the trans flag; aces and aros are not straight and thus lgbt+ because theyre literally not attracted to the opposite sex, trans women are real women, and physical dysphoria is not required to be considered trans

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happy pride @danielhowell ♡

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Australia right now:

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zeus: you are condemned to carry the weight of the sky.

atlas: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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today’s tea is

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Sissix: I did meet some insufferable people.

Sissix: But, they also met me.

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sammy, to everyone, when no one asked: i can't stand lily. we're not friends. i barely tolerate her living with us. my life would improve greatly if i never had to see her again.

sammy, to katie: what are your intentions with my sister

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Taking a break from that Lovelace comic to draw some premium memes

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I’ve decided I’m going to go dig up mike crew’s body and then hold a funeral in which he gets thrown out of a plane. it’s what he would’ve wanted.

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Emily: Benny…

Ben: It’s B e n.

Everyone listening: