"Glenn close behavior"
Her?
i was fucking WAITING for the day that my tagging things as glenn close would be misinterpreted.
anyways it's about this loser. fun fact i didn't actually know that glenn close was the name of a real life human being when i started the show so i had no idea what the crew was laughing about when he was introduced. anyways. this is not about real life actress glenn close this is about rock and roll christmas cover band glenn close. who is married to morgan freeman. and was cucked by jodie foster. jodies mother is dee snider. jodie/morgan/glenns grandson is named taylor swift. his grandfather is named meryl streep. don't worry about it.
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Round 2
Note 1: Have no idea what an entity is? Neither do I, I was just told to do this this. If you don't know them vote Reigen instead.
Note 2: I only had 11 spaces so I randomly selected a few of them to share spots.
Propaganda Under The Cut
Gerry Keay:
That one person who sent the ask in was absolutely right Gerry should be in the Gerrymandering competition. He’s also a goth icon with a very nice voice.
he tries so hard yet nothing goes right for him man… bro’s entire life is entangled in supernatural forces he can’t do shit about. his aesthetic is to die for. This is the Gerrymandering competition - what on earth is it for if not for a guy named Gerry? funnily enough, I went through entire seasons of the podcast thinking his (full) name was Jar-ed, not Ger-ald, because Jon Sims (both the character and the man playing the character who said the name) pronounces them very similarly. Fortunately for the sake of Gerry in the Gerrymandered blorbo competition, his name is actually Gerry.
gerrymandering + he makes me very emotional and i love him
Reigen Arataka:
its reigen. internet sex symbol
Look, this is a blorbo-in-law. I find people's reactions to him fascinating.
He's such a loser :)
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questerpest
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Just had the biggest himbo moment ever.
I tried to open a new carton of protein milk. For some reason I could NOT get it done with my hands. Had to get a knife and cut it.
I figured it's just a weird carton, right? Well then it happens AGAIN next week.
This goes on for about a month. At this point I'm starting to worry if my hands are bad, should I go to a doctor, maybe all those years of popping my knuckles caught up to me, etc. Then I came home from the grocery store and opened the carton easy peasy the way it's intended.
I was twisting the cap the wrong way.
Fuck my life man
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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust
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Back on my bullshit
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sometimes m/f ships are gay. this is often the case actually
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Merlin: Arthur? He doesn't even like me
Arthur, who gave Merlin his mother's seal, which isn't a proposal because you're supposed to give it to your spouse at the wedding: where the hell is my f*cking husband?!?!
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HWAOIGHAOIGUAOIGYAUOWHWHAI. WOMEN.
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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
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