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[aroadamparrish]

studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

#dungeon meshi #undescribed #her <333

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I am honestly deeply curious about people's preferences from this list. Mostly as I just made one of these and brought it to a potluck and it is gone. Leave your distaste for Midwest cuisine at the door please. Yes, all of it will fluff you up for winter, that's like 63% of the point.

But for real? Which one do you just... almost hate yourself for loving the most?

#every time i make hashbrown casserole i make double #bag of hashbrowns can of soup sour cream cheddar onion… with that buttery crushed corn flake topping <33333

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in guarani there's a standard greeting that literally translates to "are you happy" (ndevy'apa) and the natural reply is "i'm happy" (avy'a) and as americans learning the language we were so distressed like "but what if we're not happy....." and our teachers were like "that's so not the fucking point"

we kept trying to think of any other way to reply but our teachers kept trying to get it into our brains that it's an idiomatic greeting, it literally is not the time or place to traumadump, and as usamerican english speakers we are not some special exception for saying "what's up" with the reply being "not much" instead of "the ceiling"

but anyway while i was working in paraguay -- the country with the largest population of guarani speakers -- i got sent an article by some friends back home like "look! they're saying that paraguay is the happiest country in the world!"

and the methodology was "we went around and asked paraguayans if they're happy and recorded their responses" and i was like. oh. of course you did. and of course you got a 100% positive response rate.

#🤦

[aroadamparrish]

we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

#rip to y’all but aftg fandom is different #the first tag i saw in the notes was thanking nora sakavic #yes ma’am thank you for all the literal canon torture 🙏

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[ID: Handwriting that says, “I wish I had more energy” in all caps. Accompanied by abstract art of a horizontal purple blob, with a smaller dark red horizontal blob inside of it, where the heart might have been if the larger blob were more humanoid. /end ID)

hhh

#like it’s absolutely abstract #but it’s basically like if a person turned into a pancake and then melted #art tag

[aroadamparrish]

[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine

[aroadamparrish]

dungeon meshi modern au laios is an avid furaffinity transformation fetish artist. falin is a tumblr girl. marcille is twitter cancelled. senshi and chilchuck are exactly the same

#dungeon meshi

[aroadamparrish]

please listen to albums someitmes youll be amazed at what an artists songs do when theyree in an order they made. for you to listen to. etc

#boy of the year…

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when you get an email from ao3 and you’re like. oh yeah. that’s why i’m alive

#pro tip: leaving good and insightful comments increases the chances of starting a meaningful #conversation with the author and even red #even fellow readers. #nat.txt

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i know canonically that margaret saved an injured travis so that post would theoretically be more changelily but her intent was never to kill him, and even though the huntress’s supposed intent was to kill the changeling, she had too much respect for him to insult him. gable on the other hand has an endless well of contempt for travis. jsyk i take my tumblr shitposts seriously.

#nat.txt

[aroadamparrish]

me, a fox and/or other woodland creature: oh noooooo my leg, it is caught in a bear trap, oh nooooooooo I am helplessly immobilized and weakened for any predator nearby to take advantage of oh nooooooooo (flicks my tail whorishly)

the hunter who is going to kill me and skin me for my pelt: can I fucking help you?

#trable moodboard

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"Me when I lie" is such a funny pseudo-diplomatic response to anything. Like just going "see I'm not saying that you would ever lie, but I tend to be a liar, and that would be the exact kind of thing that would come out of my mouth when I'm lying" sounds like the exact kind of quip that someone who was just described as 'too clever for their own good' would get stabbed over.

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high in dungeon thursday

#undescribed #dungeon meshi

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#nat.txt #music #medusa #gorgang #Spotify

[aroadamparrish]

happy sleeping like damocles saturday

#the body keeps the score #nat.txt #this is a medusa reference please see yesterdays posts

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[aroadamparrish]

90% of ruminators stop agonizing just before they reach the right conclusion!