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the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are

the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs

the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years

the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and

humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower

like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry

#star trek

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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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Gale slipped on his own ice and fell down like this. He looks so defeated lol

#baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #this is my life now

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he’s been on his best behavior. they all know it.

#astarion #baldur’s gate 3

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Astarion walking into the fight with Cazador, skin glowy and moisturized, recently fed off of thinking blood, hair freshly curly girl-routined, surrounded by friends who love him whether he likes it or not (one of them on fire... several of the others in possession of at least 2 different "disentigrate that old man" spells), dressed to the nines in the finest clothes the world has to offer, pockets jangling with the 30k gold and the copious amounts of jewelry we have given him throughout the journey, chapstick: on, four ghouls he summoned with his newly acquired Necromancy of Thay knowledge b-boying along beside of him, big wet kiss mark on his forehead: fuck you!

Cazador, with 2 bucks and cobwebs in his bank account, no steeze, no friends, no real plan of attack except the 8 dudes he found on craigslist, and yet all the audacity in the world: I got this... He has NOTHING ON ME!!!

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #cazador szarr

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beach episode?

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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This mans got me in a chokehold ahahahaaa 🫠

don't tell him I said that

#pretty bisexual traumatized elf men #thats my type #thats my man #bg3 #astarion

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I'm literally only on Twitter to follow Bg3 stuff and artists but this has me HOWLING.

I love me a good Elon Musk burn

#Bg3 #halsin may be horny but hes not that horny

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I was watching The Good Place and I instantly thought of Astarion when this scene came up

#bg3 #bg3 astarion #baldur's gate 3

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"You starve Tara? You leave her to starve like lowly stray? Jail! Jail for one thousand years!"

Not pictured: the rest of camp waking up and all hell breaks loose.

Welp, this game has unexpectedly taken over and lives in my head rent free to the point it actually jump started the will to art lmao.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #cats

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#BG3 #Baldur's Gate 3 #Astarion

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I’m so sorry

Ref:

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 shitpost

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Astarion: “No one ever cared about me >:\”

Karlach, standing 10ft away: “ME I CARE I CARE SO MUCH”

#Bg3 #astarion #karlach #baldur’s gate 3

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Rand really is The protagonist ever. He’s so chill and wants to be cozy and domestic on a farm somewhere. Instead he’s out here being forced to fight Forsaken.

Forsaken are all like “Grrr Lews Therin I’ll kill you” and Rand is like crying all like “bestie I don’t know you”.

#wheel of time #rand al’thor

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Now all of Steam knows I'm a whore

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion reawakened my vampire kink