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that episode was PERSONAL and you KNOW IT

alexander jagnusprotocol newall wrote an episode about mr bonzo the meat clown, made it about him giving a man his FINAL most GRUESOME lap dance, and then totled the episode "getting off". they've finally perfected the most unfuckable monster, and they're daring us to do something about it

#tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #bonzo #mr bonzo

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dyhard fans we lost this episode no gwen and alice interaction today 😔😔

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #gwen bouchard #alice dyer #i love these two lesbians with all my heart <3 #gwendolyn bouchard

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oh my god im about to cry WHAT????

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year!  This one is called THE KING’S FOREST.  cw: blood, violence

PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!

#24 hour comic day #cw: blood #cw: violence #comics #the king's forest #lesbians #lesbian

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

#yeahhhhhh #kinda really sucks #makes getting away from toxic/abusive parents hard or near impossible if youre under 18

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I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

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EP12

17:50- end of episode

EP13

8:23-9:52

all gwen appearances

EP1

the entire first scene

20:00-24:23 but she only starts really being in the scene at 20:23 and this covers two scenes with her in them

26:43-28:11

37:06-37:57 but there’s a little more of the actual scene afterwards but she stops really being apart of it at that point

EP2

Beginning (4:42)-8:03

24:45-26:40

EP3

24:10-the rest of the ep

EP4

26:53-the rest of the ep

EP5

20:35-the rest of the ep

EP6

6:30-6:53

13:58-18:07 although i’m being generous including this scene

EP7

21:18-the rest of the ep

EP8

19:42-21:46

EP9

19:19-20:50

EP10

17:38-19:51

#all gwen appearances #all times gwen speaks #gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard #the magnus protocol #tmagp

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tmagp ep 13

oh god not another sound nightmare

at least i can understand them…

Sam is so cute tbh

damn, just ‘get it all out of the way’

SHE HAS A BABY???? ITS JACK!!!

WHAT STARTED????

incident? mag related?

ARE THEY REAL?

OH CELIA GOING DARK

AHAHAHAHA YES!!!!

BONZO!

AHHHHHHHHHH GWEN ARE TOU OKAY???

…gwen no…

LENA FUCK YOU

OH FUCK YOU LENA STFU GWEN NEEDS HELP

DO YOU HEAR HER???

SHE SOUND SO FUCKING SAD

THIS IS OFFICIALLY A LENA HATE BLOG

CASE! CASE! CASE!

oh

wait this is all about a cripto guy…?

tbh i read the suicidal ideation cw and got SO scared it was gonna be gwen, thank god it’s just whoever the fuck this is

uh is this related to the dice guy? life gamblers?

bro literally said yolo

WAIT IS HE LITERALLY SAYING YOLO???

WHAT???????

BRO LITERALLY SAID YOLO!!!!

50mil? -50MIL???? uh oh

“you can’t blame me for playing the system”

[ERROR] MY BELOVED? OH YOU JUST REALLY FUCKING KILLED THAT GUY

ALICE!!!!!!

“professional”?

sam kill yourself

sam is officially my second least favorite

“bussin and fire” love her

ehhhhhh kinda don’t agree with her

HAHAHA YES LOVE YOU ALICE

awwwe no more gwen :(

#tmagp #the magnus protocol

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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ugh whatever 🙄 [drinks your blood with one of these]

#vampire mumbo jumbo #mumbo jumbo #he’d choose the purple one

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Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Always

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this is all true, and i would like to add some of my own

she has a million and ten random obscure facts she is dying to tell everyone and anyone at any given moment

she reads scientific articles because she can (mostly about plants, animals, sociology, and drugs)

she wasn’t allowed to have pets growing up (for practical reasons, her parents weren’t home often, and also since her mom hated animals and her dad was allergic to cats) so the first thing she did when she left their house was get mr. bonzo (name now in the process of being changed)

she went CRAZY for the og strawberry shortcake, but didn’t like the one of her time (og was 80 and im pretty sure she’s a 90s kid)

her mom was so disappointed she dyes her hair (she has ginger) and tells her as much everytime gwen visits

had a phase in middle school where she said she like horror but the first time she watched it (she was sheltered af as a kid) she nearly ran out of the theater screaming and decided to never watch horror again

she punched a kid in elementary school (or whatever the british equivalent, same with middle school, forgot that’s not british)

she was one of those weird kids, sadly warriors were before her time, but she would’ve gone crazy for them

is weirdly good at all board games, like she doesn’t play them often but wins almost every time (alice hates her for it, they once went out to a pub with board games and after several drinks and a lot of convincing gwen finally joined a game of sorry… she was not sorry.)

Gwendolyn bouchard headcannons?

She spent her whole life doing what her parents told her to and hence when she went to uni she realised she didn't really know who she was

She grew up badly anxious, obviously neurodivergent and never really had many friends. when she finished uni she had a few "friends" who weren't really friends but meet up every couple months for a mildly awkward dinner

Was born deaf in one ear

Bleach blonde hair.(She's a natural ginger)

Actually loves children just doesn't want any of her own

Does not do well with jumpscares

Exclusively watches nature documentaries

Owns a really scruffy rescue cat who she dotes on she named it mr bonzo, afterbthe incident she tends to refer to him as mr kitty

Pro at monopoly

Hates snakes, fine with apiders but cannot stand snakes

Did debate in school

Was actually pretty good at tennis in uni but doesn't really ahve the energy to play anymore

Very much a winter/autumn person

Has lost a not inconsiderable amount of umbrellas

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp headcanons #gwendolyn bouchard tmagp #tmagp gwendolyn #tmagp gwen #gwen tmagp #gwen bouchard

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me: haha bonzo lap dance go brrrrrr

me five seconds later: oh… oh god… oh god his arm— him— his friends— her hand— oh god… oh god

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #mr bonzo

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for a second i was a bit sad that Gwen wasn’t the favorite (it’s understandable, and i love that Alice is winning by almost a landslide, plus Gwen is fighting hard) but then my day got 10x better now that Lena has 0%

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #samama khalid #gwendolyn bouchard #lena kelley #celia ripley

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does anyone have any songs about sexy sexy werewolves?

asking for a friend

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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Dear professor this assignment did nourish my fundamental creativity for about .5 seconds before my brain decided there are a thousand other just as good if not better and more exciting projects so i only have it about half complete Yes i would be happy to give you a link to the project im working on although i have to warn you it’s only half way complete and i think im gonna abandon it soon

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!