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[Mun Speak-]

Holy shit? Mun is back?! Yes. Yes I am. Wanna know why I was gone?

Tumblr is

A BIG SHITHOLE.

It reset my password ONCE AGAIN. NOTHING SHOWED UP SO I THOUGHT EVERYTHING HAD BEEN DELETED AND IT HADN'T. WHEN I FINALLY REALIZED IT, IT CHANGED MY FUCKING PASSWORD AGAIN.

I ha t e this place so much.

But now I'm back

And I'm fucking angrier than ever

#mun speaks #rant #sorta #lmao tumblr thought it could kill me. nope bastard #im ALIVE.

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[Mun Speaks]

//sorry yall i fucking fell asleep while I was asnwering an ask (no joke) give me a few minutes to wake up completely so I can amswer these asks

#mun speaks #mun needs to sleep healthily but wont because their a dumb dumb

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oh my god just do it already

"So, Kazuichi.. Are you willing to go through with this?"

[If you thought Kazuichi was going to hesitate, honey you thought wrong. He had been waiting for this, even way before they were dating (Yes, Kazuichi was gay and in love with someone he thought had hated him, of course he had weird dreams, sue him). There was no way he'd say no. And of course, the moment Kazuichi said yes, Gundham wrapped his arms around him and pulled him close.]

"A-ah... Oh.."

[Kazuichi had felt a strange sense of euphoria when Gundham pulled him close. It's not as if this was the first time Gundham jad ever pulled him this close, hell, they did it all the time!, so Kazuichi was really at a loss for why he was so excited. Then, well, he realized.]

#yall know whats next son #not gonna explain it in detail #but yall know #soudam in the highest degree #soudam #sdr2 kazuichi souda #danganronpa kazuichi souda #sdr2 kazuichi #danganronpa gundham #sdr2 gundham #gundham tanaka

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Okay I've heard the term lemon but never heard of the citrus scale

//God I wish i were you

#the word lemon gives me flashbacks #mun speaks

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GIVE US SOME LIME AND LEMONS BOI

//anon i will find you and shoot your apple tree

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Spicy scale Bell = Citrus Cherry = Orange Jalepeño = Lime Habenero = Lemon Ghost = Grapefruit you’re welcome^^

//im crying this is both great and cursed oh god

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Gundham, remember your servant is new to all of this. Dont get too rough, or else you may hurt him. Also, I know you're his master and he is supposed to do as you please, but I've seen stuff like this, if not okay'd by the servant, can lead to alot of trauma, meaning they wont work as affectivly, and can even go into shock. Make sure the servant is really okay with this, and if so, then everything should be fine.

"Of course. I'm not a heartless monster. No matter what Kazuichi's consent is always the first thing I'd require. Even if he is only a servant."

#gundham says consent is key #soudam #they gonna do the do #i refuse the citrus scale so god damnit #yall bein spicy today #danganronpa gundham #sdr2 gundham #gundham tanaka #m!a: despair gundham

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I'm sorry for asking but what is the citrus scale????

// dont know how to explain it so heres a picture

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Citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale, citrus scale... At least place it under a cut.

//I refuse anon. I refuse. You all are great and i love yall, but i will not use that damn scale-

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Give us the spicy pls

//omg yall

//give me a few minutes yall will get yall spice

#mun speaks

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GIVE US THAT GRAPEFRUIT DADDY^^^^

//imma shoot u

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THE CITRUS SCALE COMPELS YOU

//NO

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uh what the hell is going on?? is every day "yall being spicy today" day

//i put that just in case any one wanted to see the "nsfw" posts. I refuse the citrus scale, i left that back on 2010 and I am not using it ever again-

//also yes. Everyday is "yall bein spicy today" day. I dont make the rules.

#mun speaks

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[Mun Speaking]

//we got some thirsty hoes in the chat

#i love yall oh my god #mun speaks

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Kyuhuhu! How exciting! We've got a special punishment for Kazuichi Souda, the Ultimate Mechanic! Let's give it everything we've got! It's punishment time! This one's called "Hope You Like Anal!"

//aehelvrmalah i cant even answer this properly i have no idea how to why is this so fucninfunnybdyskbsnu

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Maid! Bondage! Kazuichi!!!!!

"My life is at the point where I'm accepting things like this and I hate that fact."

[Kazuichi makes his way back to the front room, dragging his feet and moving as slow as he possibly could.]

"Ah... That's better. You don't smell like shit anymore."

"Wh-fuck you!"

[Kazuichi covered his mouth quickly, instant regret come crashing like a wave. However, to his surprise, Gundham just laughed.]

"That's funny... Last time I checked, it's going to be the other way around."

[Kazuichi coughed, having caught off gaurd for a moment.]

#m!a: despair gundham #sdr2 kazuichi souda #danganronpa kazuichi souda #danganronpa kazuichi #danganronpa gundham #sdr2 gundham #gundham tanaka #rip kazuichi #yall bein spicy today

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//IM CACKLING HOLY SHIT

hey mister master, do you top?

“Why is this even a question?”

“Of course I do, you idiot.”

#ooc #im fucking dying yo