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[askbrett]

Have you ever used an ouija board?

No, I'm white, but not that white. Also... Kurt confiscated it before Sam and I could use it... We were just trying to check if my pos of a dad was still alive and kicking.

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[askbrett]

Do you consider yourself a decent kisser?

I've never once gotten a complaint. It probably helped that I had practice before my first kiss with Dottie and that was... really really good. Actually, okay, sometimes, but that's only because I had like weed/tobacco or alcohol on my breath so I started carrying around gum or Altoids. Then there were no more complaints.

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[askbrett]

Have you ever been cheated on/cheated on someone?

No, Dottie said she never did and I believe her. I've also never cheated on her. I might not have been the best boyfriend sometimes, but that's something that I wouldn't ever do. Cheating is like... all kinds of fucked up. I don't know why anyone would do shit like that to someone else, especially if you care about them even a little. If I'm with someone, I'm with them. I can still appreciate other people's hotness, but like, I'm basically a Ken Doll when it comes to anyone that's not who I'm with.

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[askbrett]

Private: Seriously? Sugar… Well I'm not going to put you in the back and you don't have to buy your way in either. I don't think your voice is that bad, maybe you're like me though and just haven't found your niche. How opposed are you to screaming? Haven't you ever wanted to go ape shit before? I'm going to send you some bands with female leads Sam showed me. Think Bikini Kill or Destroy Boys. Not completely, he just said we couldn't do this anymore and that I should be with Dottie. I think he was expecting another ultimatum from her and for us to have to stop being friends again. Yeah, I think our lawyer called him. Oh, I uh... wrong place, wrong time? I was at that dive bar, Strummers and this cop that absolutely hates me decided I was being a little too loud and drunk in public. There might've also been a small rendition of Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff.

Private: Yes, I can relate. If we're being totally real then the only reason I'm in the Troubletones is because I bought them enough costumes and paid for enough competition fees and transport that they let me be in the back. Did he tell you why he didn't want to be your friend anymore? Wait, bailed you out of jail? Why were you in jail?

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[askbrett]

( private )

I feel like I should be offended, but also grateful? I don't know which is better. True, I try to live and let live. I mean, I don't think so. Plus, the last time I saw you and JBI together, you two looked... cozy. So. My matchmaking skills should never be doubted. Yeah, that makes sense and probably, definitely... I... Kinda sorta know what I'm doing though. Exactly!

Where did you think I got my drugs? I'm no Walter White, well, I could be, but that's way too much effort. He's... Okay. He keeps me out of jail at least. No and no, but if she was a rival boss that wouldn't surprise me either. Sins of the father, to put it lightly. That's what I figured.

( private )

Sometimes you do kind of resemble a kicked puppy but also there's simply no reason to be mean to you. Okay, so maybe you were a bit offputting in the beginning, but I was valid for that. But you've... grown on me. Fire, you are a bit explosive in your emotions and seemingly a bit reckless and impulsive. I say a bit. I think they're just concerned you would actually saw someone in half. Personally I think being a magicians assistant would be terrifying for that reason, but I guess they also know how all the tricks are done, so maybe it wouldn't be.

I don't know why, but the concept of you having a boss just did not cross my mind, but I guess that makes sense. Is your boss scary? Id your boss Mr. Schue? Is you boss Coach Sue? She's always doing something she's not suppose to, so it wouldn't surprise me. Why is this what you have to do? You should be worried about that, she's impressively agile for a 70 something.

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[askbrett]

BRETT: FUCK YEAH !

BREE: ACAB !!

#askbree #tx: bree. #texts. #/listen........ we're valid

[askbrett]

Yeah, but he wasn't the best anyways. Or at least maybe he was once, but I don't remember it and I actually have a super good memory. Yeah, man, what do you want? I can get you pretty much anything.

Oh, shit. That's rough. Actually speaking of, can I grab some for Halloween? I'm trying to have a good time at this party and with the costume I'm being forced to wear, I'm going to need it.

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[askbrett]

I'm afraid to ask what that even means.

Showchoir, no. Changing lives through the breathtaking magic of performance on the White Way? Absolutely.

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Private: True, plus it's probably good karma or something. I just know what it feels like to try out and not get in, it sucks. Seriously? Man, fuck that. If you want to perform, you go for it. Don't let anyone hold you back and if you want to be a part of my band, I'm not going to say no. He said he didn't want to be my friend anymore at Homecoming, but then he tried to help me out later and we fought a little. We ended up giving back each other's stuff that we each had at our houses, even the spare keys. But even after all that, he still bailed me out of jail so maybe it's not completely hopeless? Got it, I didn't think about that.

Private: Well I have to live up to my name sometimes. Well that's very nice of you. Other people tend to have an "everyone except Sugar" rule for things like karaoke nights, glee club auditions and open mics. Can I ask why you lost him? Like it must have been something major if you were that close. Okay good, though a scene doesn't always ruin a party, people need stuff to talk about afterwards.

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[askbrett]

BRETT: i'm callin 911. BRETT: jk i cant even joke about t hat BRETT: fuck da police fr BRETT: but FINE !

BREE: omw 🚕

BREE: b ready 👀

#askbree #tx: bree. #texts.

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Private: I wish I could say I haven't hurt myself doing stupid shit, but there is video evidence proving otherwise. After hearing about the toothbrush Barbie, this isn't as surprising. That's actually kind of hilarious. She didn't try to have you exorcised though, right? I feel like that would be traumatic. Yes! A blanket and a cozie for my bong. Don't worry about it, I know my stuff hits, it's why I used to smoke it. It fucks with my memory and helps me forget shit I'd rather not think about. You're right, thanks, Kitty. Maybe you're not so terrible at the comfort thing after all.

That's what Sam says, but I'll keep dodging that road for as long as I can.

Private: Yeah, it was not my best move. Oh, I totally had a pyro phase too, but it was more with candles and burning paper and stuff like that. My mom's head almost exploded because she thought I was obsessed with witchcraft. Oh, I remember... like, something crocheted? Honestly, it's a blur, I'm sorry, I'm sure it was great though. Oh, shit, I've seen that mural. I mean, that's... something you've got going for you, right?

That's usually the solution, isn't it?

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[askbrett]

Some things can always use more cowbell, man. Yeah, no, that might be something you should bring your own of.

Damn, you're right. Maybe the harmonica too, though I don't know whose mouth has touched that so maybe I'll give it a swerve.

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[askbrett]

Damn, I hope you can figure out something before your next gig. Thanks, man! You're right and seriously, but I can't lie, I did try out for like every show choir around the area first, multiple times even. I just wanted to be a part of something big, you know? But now I am, so. Joke on them, I guess. Hell yeah, dude. That's the vibe I want for my band. What kind of music do you guys play? What are you called?

Yeah, you're totally right on that one. He def already bailed, but I'm working on a few things. Hope it works out for you though! It's gotta for someone eventually. But right? Never thought I'd live in a world where being in a band wasn't the most badass thing you could do, or wanna be part of? I blame pop music. And musicals... Nothing beats the sounds of a song so raw you can feel the emotions the singer is singing. It's a total vibe.

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[askbrett]

BRETT: 😠😠😠

BRETT: SO U R DRUNK !

BRETT: DRUNK??? DOTTIE??? ARE YOU S URE?

BRETT: WAIT NO ✋️ how are u even gettin here u better not be drivin

BREE: 🙄🙄🙄

BREE: ...nooooooooo yes

BREE: idk drunk probs

BREE: im coming don movee

#texts. #tx: bree. #askbree #/brett looking at his half drunk bottle like oh shit

[askbrett]

BRETT: sounds like dr unk know ledge to me ! BRETT: at home............ y BRETT: are u at dottie's ? how is she??

BREE: u can't answer a q with a q every1 noes rhat

BREE: where r u???

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Private: That's oddly sweet, Sugar. Thanks? I want everyone to be able to try out. I don't know. I just miss my best friend. I love Sam and Kurt, but it's not the same. And losing him then losing Dottie, even if I did that myself, it sucks. I mean, maybe not kick us out if we end up causing a scene at your party? But I will attempt not to because you're being really cool right now.

Private: Usually I wouldn't offer but you are letting me audition for your band when most people wouldn't give me the chance... so, do you want to talk about it? Or is there anything I can do to help?

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[askbrett]

BRETT: i think the real question is ARE YOU SOBER?

BREE: sober? U sobes?

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