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Which Kingdom is in the worst state?

Hollyberry: (!)Oh, right I have a kingdom! I need to check on everyone!

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🧀

Golden Cheese: ...Not funny.

#Golden Cheese #Pure Vanilla's castle #Dark Skies #Ask #Mod Purrshadow

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Wait, Golden Cheese why are you in Pure Vanilla's Kingdom?

Golden Cheese: ...None of your business.

#Golden Cheese #Pure Vanilla's castle #Dark Skies #Ask #Mod Purrshadow

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What is Golden Cheese's perspective?

Golden Cheese: Everything is fine and my kingdom is VERY prosperous! I...I just need a break with my friends for a while!

#Golden Cheese #Pure Vanilla's castle #Dark Skies #Ask #Mod Purrshadow

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What are the states of each of the kingdoms?

Timekeeper: Sorry you'll have to be more specific about which kingdom! Each one is its own chapter!

#Timekeeper #Ask #TBD #Corrupted #Dark Skies #Mod Purrshadow

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Do any of the characters have crushes?

Moonlight: Me and Sea Fairy are dating.

#Moonlight #Ask #City of Wizards #Dark Skies #Mod Purrshadow #Corrupted

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Who is scarred the most? The least?

Most:

Least:

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What is each Ancient's perspective on the event?

Well...

Pure Vanilla is just a complete wreck from it and thinks it's all his fault.

Hollyberry is kind of stressed about it too but is in denial.

Dark Cacao is just trying to forget the event and protect his kingdom. Because with all the corrupted cookies he knows the kingdom needs it.

Golden Cheese...well...just ask her :)

#Pure Vanilla #Hollyberry #Dark Cacao #Golden Cheese #Dark Skies #Ask #Mod Ask #Mod Purrshadow

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Pffffft wow everyone's depressed and/or evil!

(...Not everyone.)

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Hey Pure Vanilla. You suck.

Pure Vanilla: ...What...?

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Hey dark cacao, remember that spell pomegranate put on you in stage 14-30?

What if i said you’re still cursed with that form its just still manifesting, so maybe best to keep calm

Dark Cacao: ...what curse?

(lemme explain: any events AFTER 12-31 are not canon in this AU. Caramel Arrow is still in the Dark Cacao kingdom tho due to them needing a lot of extra help. So Affogato is there too. -Purrshadow)

#Dark Cacao #Dark Skies #Ask #Mod Purrshadow #Dark Cacao Kingdom

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pee pee poo poo

Pure Vanilla: ...Um...what...?

(He seems somewhat stable now. Wanna ruin it? :) -Purrshadow)

(DO IT- -Kylie)

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So, how is Dark Cacao handling this?

Dark Cacao: …It does not matter. I need to focus on keeping the kingdom protected against those corrupted monsters.

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How is Poison Mushroom and Dark Choco handling this?

Dark Choco: ...I’d rather not talk about it...

Poison Mushroom: Well Licorice and Pomegranate are always arguing...and Red Velvet is always in his “scheme room”...so no one plays with me...where’s Dark Enchantress?

Dark Choco: ...She’s trapped, Poison Mushroom.

Poison Mushroom: Dark Enchantress is trapped?!

Dark Choco: ...Yes.

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The L is real 😦

Timekeeper: You might be in the wrong timeline, anon! That plumber brother, Luigi isn't here. So the L is not real in this timeline.

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"When life gives you lemons, poison the lemonade. Then offer it back to life."

-Moonlight

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Dark Skies Incorrect Quotes Part 1

Croissant: Timekeeper, is that legal?

Timekeeper: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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Moonlight: Just took a personality test and got an A+.

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Lotus: You want some leftovers?

Black Pearl: What are those?

Lotus: You've never had leftovers before?

Black Pearl: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

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Sea Fairy: Moonlight, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Moonlight: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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Hollyberry: How are you today?

Pure Vanilla: Please don’t make me think about my life.

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Clotted Cream: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Financier: Anyone d-

Oyster: Depressed?

Captain Caviar: Drained?

Clotted Cream: Dumb?

Custard: Disliked?

Financier: -done with their work... What is wrong with you people…

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Espresso: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Madeleine: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Espresso: But you’re always acting stupid?

Madeleine: ...

Madeleine: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Moonlight, grinning: I have a knife!

Hollyberry: Put it down, Moonlight.

Moonlight: Make me! *sprints away*

#Incorrect Quotes #Croissant #Timekeeper #Moonlight #Lotus #Black Pearl #Sea Fairy #Hollyberry #Pure Vanilla #Clotted Cream #Financier #Oyster #Capain Caviar #Custard #Espresso #Madeleine #Not an ask #Mod Purrshadow