#Not an ask

[ask-walter-and-vince]

Underwear

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#booghowart #not an ask #booghow short comic #short comic #walter and vince #wav #vince #walter #gay #lgbt #comic #werewolf #vampire #furry art #jock #nerd #alright everyone's here hawld awn #willy #winston #wesley #boone #wallace #mandy #moody #demonica #coach max #detention

[transmasc-advice-blog]

Queer-Trans Project Build a Queer Kits

Build a Queer kits are a free kit where you can get binders, tape, packing supplies, and other fun queer things, all for free. It comes in discreet packages so if you aren't out to your family its a good option. BIPOC get early access to restock. They do have GC2B binders which have a bad reputation, so do research to make sure its a safe choice for you.

Restock date: April 26th, 8pm EST, 7pm CST, 6pm MST, 5pm PST

please reblog!

not sponsored lol just a resource

#mod arlo #not an ask #i wouldve posted abt this sooner but i forgot about it until i got an email today :/

[ask-donkey-in-trouble]

Yippie 👴🎉

#I’m gettin ooollllddd #I’m thankful for it tho ofc fr fr #not be posting this after being absent for a million years #not an ask #lupis #birthday

[ask-dress-up-galaco]

lemon

#galaco #not an ask

[genshingorlsrevengeance]

(Genshin Impact) Who would be best in a zombie apocalypse?

Zero Powers, Zero Archon abilities, just pure skill, training, technical know-how, knowledge, etc.

This is my hot take of who'd be the best for surviving the End Times.

Personally, the person I'd want with me is Shenhe because she'd just go full Doomguy on everyone, but a friend of mine wants Childe with him which is respectable.

Who would you take with you if you could only take one?

#not an ask #chris does a dumb #chris does a tier

[that-one-paintbrush]

im so sorry about this one chat

#mod kit #not an ask #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #ii paintbrush #paintbrush ii #ab animatic #animatic ab #animatic battle #k1t's art #Spotify

[badlydrawnmanic]

#not an ask #ooc #manic asks

[local-diavolo-anon]

so help wanted 2 is out

and i would die for jack-o-moon

look at them

they look so cool

i love the colors, they feel like a reference to how the fandom drew eclipse before Ruin! (which makes sense since jack-o-moon kinda looks like the bb minigame eclipse)

Edit: thinking about it, why is this guy's name jack o Moon?

Like this is Sun's model repainted, it doesn't have a nightcap, why would this guy be named "Moon" then?

Edit 2: please not again, please stop liking this

#not an ask #fnaf moon #fnaf #me ranting #fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf jack-o-moon #jack o moon #like i am sure it is a reference to the bb minigame eclipse #and how the fandom drew them #it even has red hands and rays #the pic comes from jack o moon's wikia page #help wanted 2 spoilers #fnaf help wanted 2 spoilers #forgot to tag that #mea culpa #why are my most noted posts just pics of characters from the wikia #i draw and write i make art and writing requests #please #why are my most like posts just these #i post fnaf and genshin and mxtx novel art #i take commissions #please this is agony T-T

[deadangelos]

obligatory nico birthday post

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #not an ask #ooc #event will be back soon! im working on panels i promise

[ink-inmersion-au]

Hi hello I come here to bring you a Porter design for this au yes, he has hooves

#batim #bendy and the ink machine #bendy au #bendy art #batim art #batim au #batim fanart #batdr fanart #batdr #batdr trailer #batim fandom #bendy and the dark revival #ask blog #not an ask #digital art #ink inmersion #ink inmersion au #batim ink inmersion au #my art tag #batdr art #batim ask blog #bendy #porter #batim porter #batdr porter

[ask-shirley-bennett]

me and my gay son 💗 be nice he is gay

#my outfit was cute in this 💖 #what a handsome little guy #disclaimer that this man isnt actually my son! hes my friend from school 😊 #he is actually gay though #community nbc #not an ask #shirley bennett #community #community roleplay #greendale #troy barnes #troy barnes is gay

[askkurofai]

This is late AND unfinished but… hey, happy CLAMP day to the boys and Sakura!!!

#CLAMP #kurofai #syaosaku #my two OTPs #tsubasa chronicle #also this is the end of the trip as I imagine it so uhhh Syao and Saku are prolly like 23+ish here? #Kuro does the big protecc as always #I’ll clean this and finish this and probably print it eventually stay tuned on my twitter #not an ask

[mousy-nona]

Chronicles of Cursed Cat Alastor

One day, the hotel woke up to see Alastor’s perpetual “on air” sign had been turned off. His room was empty, his coffee ice cold. 

And in the middle of the lobby was a cat. Or what seemed to be the approximate shape and size of a cat, but with the strangest, most evil face any of them had ever seen. It grinned up at them and wagged its little stump of a tail, which made Charlie melt into a puddle of happy tears.

“Isn’t he adorable?” She squealed.

And that was that. The cat joined their weird little family – and Lucifer secretly resolved to get his daughter to an eye doctor. Stat. 

—-----------------

“Charlie, are you sure about this one? There’s something weird about that cat.” Lucifer eyed the red thing warily. “It’s looking at Keekee like it wants to eat it!” 

“Don’t be silly! Mr. Montgomery is probably trying to be her friend!” She frowned. “It’s so strange. Keekee’s never been this skittish around other cats before.” 

A thin line of drool was falling from the edge of Mr. Montgomery’s mouth. When he noticed Lucifer watching, he sucked it back up and graced him with a freakish, utterly too human grin.  

—-----------------

Lucifer’s wedding anniversary hit him like a truck. That is, he didn’t handle it very well. He got up, fully intending to make a show of his utterly fantastic mood – haha, look how great I feel! Your mother didn’t crush my heart and set it on fire with a flamethrower after all! – but found it was all too much of a bother, and sat promptly back down. He laid his head on his desk. Just a few more minutes. Then I’ll leave. 

He didn’t even notice Mr. Montgomery had waltzed in until the abomination jumped up onto his desk. The cat loomed over him, his razor teeth inches from Lucifer’s nose. 

“Can I help you?” He sniffled. Couldn’t a man mourn the end of his marriage in peace? 

Mr. Montgomery tilted his head with a sickening crack, his neck nearly bending into a right angle as he studied Lucifer’s red eyes, the mountain of used tissues accumulating by the desk, the ring he was clutching in his hand.

Stretching leisurely (in the exact same way he learned from Keekee, Lucifer noted), Mr. Montgomery strolled over to a picture of Lilith he had on his desk – and smacked it off. He stared at him the entire time, as if daring him to do something about it.

“Are you…are you power playing me right now?” 

“Meow,” Mr. Montgomery sneered. 

“That’s it, you little freak! Come to Daddy!”

When Charlie got home, she found Lucifer with his six wings fully spread and the hotel half destroyed by angelic bolts, panting and wheezing as he tore a couch apart. 

“Dad, what are you doing?” 

He whirled around, his eyes wild as he zapped a vaguely cat-shaped shadow into oblivion. “It’s that monster! That cat! I can hear him in the walls!”

“Isn’t he behind you…?” Vaggie asked.

And he was. Mr. Montgomery was sitting on a shelf over the reception, licking his paw and yawning. 

Lucifer deflated. “Ah. I guess he is.”

“Dad, isn’t today…?” Charlie trailed off, blushing a little.

“Oh! Right. Yes, it is,” Lucifer said. He’d been so busy chasing Mr. Montgomery around, he’d completely forgotten about his anniversary. 

“Are you doing okay?”

He sighed and pulled her into a hug. “Yes, I’m fine. I was a little sad at first, but then I got distracted.”

“Burning down the hotel?” Vaggie asked. Mr. Montgomery meowed and started purring, looking as pleased as a cat that had gotten the cream.

—-----------------

“That cat is trying to kill me!” Lucifer roared, pointing at the wholly unrepentant Mr. Montgomery.

The accused murderer jumped onto Charlie’s lap and started kneading her lap. Everyone let out a collective awww! Charlie nearly teared up, and Angel Dust snapped a picture for his Voxstagram. Even Vaggie, the sole voice of reason, was making what the kids called heart eyes at the monster. 

Lucifer nearly tore out his hair in frustration. “He’s tricking you, don’t you see? That cat has it out for me! This is the third time he’s tried to kick rat poison into my food!” 

“Don’t be silly, Dad! He’s just a cat. Cats knock stuff over all the time!” 

“Rat poison? Three times?” 

Charlie looked around, frowning. “Who keeps putting rat poison on the shelves?” 

No one fessed up. Mr. Montgomery let out a loud purr and fixed Lucifer with the most hair-raising, devilishly smug grin Lucifer had ever seen. 

“Did no one see that? Seriously, did no one else see that?”

—-----------------

A few weeks passed before someone finally broached the question that was on everyone’s mind.

“Has anyone seen Alastor?” Charlie tapped her nose with her pencil, frowning a bit. “It’s strange for him to be gone this long.” 

“Oh, oh! I’ve seen him!” Niffty raised her hand and waved it frantically. “He’s right over there!”

Everyone turned – but all they saw was a furry red blob warming himself near the fire. 

“Niffty, doll, have you been sniffing the toilet cleaner again?” Angel Dust asked gently.

“Nooo, silly. The cat is Alastor!” Niffty chirped, clapping her little hands with delight. Mr. Montgomery – no, scratch that – Alastor blinked his left eye, then his right eye, and smiled blandly up at all of them.

“But…but…how?” Angel Dust stuttered.

She shrugged, her shoulders going all the way up to her ears. “Dunno. He’s got a few weird friends who like to play tricks on him. Isn’t it great? He showed up all fluffy and cuddly! Perfect for hugs!” 

Alastor the Cat looked remotely nervous for the first time since he’d appeared. 

“How do we turn him back?” Lucifer demanded. He would rather die than admit it, but he sort-of-kind-of missed the sadistic demon that made his life Hell. It was getting kind of boring without him around. 

“Dunno! Ask him!”

Once again, they all turned to the cat, who opened his mouth – “Meeeeow.”

#hazbin hotel #alastor #cursed cat alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #crack fic #not an ask #but god i love cursed cat alastor so much #radioapple #well light hints of radioapple

[ask-walter-and-vince]

Joke (part 1)

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#booghowart #not an ask #booghow short comic #short comic #walter and vince #wav #vince #willy #walter #gay #lgbt #comic #werewolf #vampire #witch #furry art #jock #nerd #the vampire was too stunned to speak #sad werewolf noises #ur doing great sweetie

[inspectorabed]

The asscrack bandit was evil troy and evil abed. They entered our timeline to put quarters in people butts.

#abed nadir #community #trobed #timeline mr.pee #troy barnes #troy and abed are tumblr girlies #community tv #not an ask

[party-time]

@anonymous-paperbag Home when- when- Home when Wally

Did i spent too much time on making a animation again? Yes. Is it shitpost? Yes. Do i regret doing this? No, and i will do it again.

I really like this au, is one of my top 3 WH au's out of the massive amount of au's that i've seen so far; so i wanted to do something funny and also nice for it. (I also really like angst so- djbfkfjkd)

#not an ask #animation #Welcome Home #Welcome Home AU #welcome home julie #welcome home eddie #Welcome Home Wally #welcome home barnaby #Welcome Home Sally #eddie dear #barnaby b beagle #julie joyful #sally starlet #Wally Darling