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A useful guide for how NOT to be the world's sluttiest absent father /j

This was inspired by that one Do's and Don'ts of Parenting book

#hope he doesn't murder you...

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oh! check out this thing I drew a bit ago! it’s him!!! he started as just a grian and he turned into @asknpcgrian fanart!!!

#npc grian #this is so nice! #its been a long while since anyones sent in specific fanart

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The robot man taking his roomba to a walk

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NPG: "Neopronouns are made up!!" Ah yes, made up pronouns, as opposed to the organic, 100% natural he/she/they pronouns, handpicked from the trees.

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i got terrorised into making a NPC Grian design by my friends

so uh here u are, he’s nicknamed Rynn (cause u cant have all four of our designs going “IM NPC” “nO IM NPC”)

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Some spare NPG? 👉👈

May have gone a little extra on this one but it’s worth it for him

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NPC Grian? Little rustic houses loving freak

NPG my beloved...

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Imagine how is touch the sky

HE WAS RIGHT HES AWLAYS RIGHT, ILL ALWAYS JUST BE A MOSNTER I DESERVE THIS FOR WHAT I DID, HE WAS RIGHT HESALWAYSRIGHT ILLNEVERGETOUTOFHERE,IDONTDESERVETO.

#npcgrian #npc grian #grian #Anonymous #oh look what you've done

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NPG ( / ): hey can I have your pronouns?

Badtimes (he/him): uh, sure. he/him

NPG (he/him): thanks :)

Badtimes ( / ):

Badtimes ( / ): what the fuck just happened

#he would do that if he could

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Welp there goes that Anon's hand and arm. Note: Do not touch NPC Grian's teeth.

I’M SO SORRY, I DIDN’T MEAN TO

#npcgrian #npc grian #grian #halloweenmew

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*Pokes the teeth without any regard for my own safety*

BAD IDEA!

#npcgrian #npc grian #grian #blood tw #bright colours cw #eye strain #Anonymous #implied injury

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New icon and its poor NPC waiting for Grian to come home

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W-where's your mouth?

RIGHT HERE.

#npcgrian #npc grian #grian #it just sorta tears open his face then 'heals' back up afterwards #Anonymous

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Grian Minecraft and the android he made that kinda looks like him

#what a lovely boy

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What would you do if Grian wanted to come back but couldn’t currently?

ITS A BIT LATE FOR AN APOLOGY

#npcgrian #npc grian #grian #poor boy isn't in any place to forgive #Anonymous

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Would it hurt if were to kick down this door? (I physically can, I have swat training.)

YES, VERY MUCH SO! CONSIDERING YOU DONT HAVE A PHYSICAL FORM THE MAGICAL LOCK WOULD PROBABLY KILL YOU INSTANTLY. DON’T TRY THAT!

#npcgrian #npc grian #grian #Anonymous