Sorry, as much as I love dumping on the flaming pile of head crab shit that is G-Man, I also realize that he be a petty bitch who’d hurt people because he got huffy over what a rando said.
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I am getting very pissed at Gman, so here's a message for the Intergalactic Business Bitch if he's listening, and I'm sure he is because of the cryptic comments in the tags. If you keep this shit up, I will personally hint you down, tear you apart, joint from joint, and feed you to the Nihilanth.
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I’m honestly confused on how this place hasn’t fallen apart yet. OSHA would not approve—
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Let’s just focus on finding everyone for now. Rings are good but husbands are better
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Worst case scenario you guys have to buy new ones. Sure they’re expensive but you can just rob a bank or something
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Was the ring stolen?
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Maybe... maybe your ring is missing because... Okay so the Garry's Man sent you guys back to Black Mesa. Maybe it's like starting up a game after you forgot to save your progress, and all your progress is gone? Or maybe he sent you guys back in time, like Bubby did to Gordon that one time. But Gordon still had his gun arm, so why is the ring gone?
"Probably just to fuck with us really..." -benrey
"Ggghh I hope we find it i just...can't-" -bubby
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Yo wait hol’up—weren’t you wearing a ring Bubby? I could of swore you were, Coomer, too.
"I always have it on!! I fucking RGRG WHERE IS IT I HAD IT ON"
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You Gucci Bubby?
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Shit. We need to find the others and figure out what in all the circles of hell that G-fuckstick did to you guys.
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Where’d he go? What about Crime BoysTM? Fucking—can’t have shit in [REDACTED]
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Okay let’s find the others, crimes aren’t fun without others watching—
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Make it a hug then—hugs are great and today’s been stressful af so far
"That and I'm bad at comforting..." -bubby
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I- you know what I have seen weirder things and this is not as weird and unpredictable as the cursed shit I send people,still don't know what the hell is going on tho
"We still gotta find the others" -bubby
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crime boys break out???
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Professor Bubby Joins The Party!
"Missed me?"
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You guys alright?
"You need to stop charging at things bro" -benrey
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