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My brain hurts from reading brandon sanderson books (words of radiance), so I'll take a break and read a brandon sanderson book (skyward)

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And before you ask, no, spren do not qualify as dependents.

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Am I the only one who has plans in place for getting stuck in a time loop?

I have a secret phrase only I know that I would tell someone if they're stuck in a time loop so that next loop they could prove to me that they're in a time loop. I could also use it to authenticate a message from my future self.

#time loop #time travel

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one might imagine sisyphus learning by playing, winning by learning, and begin by beginning

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With how the game changer episodes have been going lately, I wouldn't be surprised if the next Game Changer episode will be The Most Dangerous Game Changer in which Sam hunts the contestants for sport.

#dropout #game changer #sam reich #college humor #the most dangerous game

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My dumbass brain visualizing The Stormfather whenever he talks to Dalinar in Oathbringer

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If you read Warbreaker before Way of Kings there’s also the “Wow, Nightblood is really weird and dangerous” to “Oh, he’s like a shardblade” to “Wow, Nightblood is really weird and dangerous”

The Stormlight Archive experience of "wow there's something weird about Kaladin" to "oh nvm he's just a radiant" to "yeah no there's something weird about Kaladin"

#cosmere #stormlight archive #warbreaker #nightblood #kaladin stormblessed #sylphrena

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adolin half teasing kaladin while out for drinks sometime in Urithiru: you know your feats on the shattered plains aren't quite as impressive now that I've seen more of your magic glowing powers thing.

Kalidan: hm

Adolin: knew there was something weird about you. Ha. I mean i was amazed at the time, but surviving the fall from that bridge sabotage isn't really anything now that I've seen-

Kalidan: actually I didn't have my powers for that part

Adolin: what

Shallan: it's true he didn't

Kalidan: Lost syl right after prison, I got maybe a chip of stormlight while falling , just enough to not die, no powers the rest of the time

Adolin: how

Kalidan: I already explained the whole - with elhokar and moash -

Adolin: no, i mean, the highstorm -

Kaladin: yeah that was shallan

Shallan: shardblade cubby cut out part way up the wall

Adolin: and the chasm fiend? It really was already dead -

Shallan: no very much alive, very much tried to kill us

Adolin: and you-

Shallan: no that was kaladin

Adolin: what

Kaladin: I mean you did distract it, and I wouldn't have been able to do anything without your pattern blade

Adolin: you killed a chasm fiend. Without special powers.

Kaladin: I mean shallan-

Shallan: he jumped right in its mouth!

Adolin: i - you killed a chasm fiend. Without any other fighters. By yourself. Without radiant powers. You're - you're sure? No special abilities?

Kaladin: it was a pretty painful time, yes I'm sure. Did some spear katas. Noticeable difference without the bond with syl.

Adolin: you fought the chasm fiend. handicapped.

Kaladin: I guess? I dont know if it's handicapped considering, you know, most people don't ever breathe stormlight.

Adolin: you killed a chasm fiend singlehandedly. Without shardplate. And without any powers.

Kaladin: you're repeating yourself

Shallan: ...it was pretty impressive

Kaladin: you saw how messed up my leg got!

Adolin:

Adolin: I hate you so much.

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If Gavilar Had Survived a Little Longer

Gavilar: Tell Thaidakar he's too late!

Szeth: I don't know who that is

Gavilar: Restares? Sadeas?

Szeth: My masters are...

Gavilar: Don't tell me, I want to guess. Was it Nale?

Szeth: You mean Nin? No.

Gavilar: Taln is mad that I want to take his place?

Szeth: Stop guessing Heralds

Gavilar: I've got it! The stormfather! I knew he was lying!

Szeth: You're insane.

Gavilar: Elhokar or Dalinar making a play for the throne?

Szeth: No

Gavilar: Navani's really mad that I yelled at her?

Szeth: Is there anyone in your family you don't suspect of killing you? It wasn't them.

Gavilar: I don't suspect Jasnah. Was it Taravingian? He seems to be up to more than he lets on.

Szeth: Don't be silly, I would never work for him.

Gavilar: Is the king of Jah Keved so scared of our alliance with the Parshendi that he’d have me killed?

Szeth: How do you have so many enemies but still have more than you think? My masters are the Parshendi.

Gavilar: That doesn't make any sense!?

Szeth: RAFO

Gavilar: ...Take this sphere and tell my brother he must find the most important words a man can say.

Szeth: Dying requests are sacred in my culture, I will do as you ask.

Gavilar: Wait! As my dying request can you instead kill everyone else I guessed except my family members?

Szeth: ...Okay not that sacred.

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #stormlight #gavilar kholin #szeth son son vallano #stormlight spoilers #stormlight archive