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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

#wjy do i do this to myself Every Time

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#genuinely would use

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メシくれよなのです

Give me dinner💢

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how?? just how?

#this guy

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this is by far my favourite bongo image. the slurperrrr

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i am doing well

#positive #healing

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6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

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It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers

#interior crocodile alligator

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#LMAO

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I haven’t posted here in years BUT if yall like Baldurs Gate 3, here are some shots from my recent Wyll Cosplay shoot with Dan (@/toodaneasy on Instagram)

For more of my cosplays and WIP progress updates (currently working on Wyll’s horns) follow me on my more used socials! All links here⬇️

#GORGEOUS OH MY GOD #wyll ravengard #bg3

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"low-carb pizza" what if I killed myself

#the carbs are the point 😭 why would they de-carb pizzaaaaaa

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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#Konrad #Keela #i will now proceed to weep

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#gimme fangs

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trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

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Wholesomeness lvl 100