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Send me a 🔗 for our muses to be handcuffed to each other.
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Send me 'Squishy!' For my muse's reaction to yours grabbing/fondling their chest.
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Send "Rumor Has It..." And a rumor about my muse and see how they respond.
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Send me one (or more) of the following for my muses reaction!
“Shit. I think they heard us! Hurry and get your clothes back on!”
“Take off your clothes.”
“You little shit. Learn to swallow.”
“Suck my dick, please?”
“You really are naughty.”
“I just want to take you and love you till you don’t want anyone else.”
“Tell all those other guys you don’t want them ‘cause you got me.”
“Tell all those other girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”
“Such a good slut for master.”
“Such a good slut for mistress.”
“On your knees, face down and ass up.”
“Aw, look at you, all tied up with legs spread and panting. I love it.”
“Are you ready to beg to be fucked?”
“Just beg and I’ll satisfy you, I promise.”
“C’mon, just beg baby, just beg.”
“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”
“You know better then to cum without my permission, so I’ll have to punish you! Now let’s see…”
“As punishment for misbehaving, your gonna help me run errands with that vibrator in you, on it’s lowest setting.”
“If you really can’t handle it, then I’ll fuck you, but against the window that way you still get punished.”
“Heh. So you like being watched, huh?”
“I want you to let my friend have their fun with you, so be a good little pet and make sure they enjoy themselves.”
“What a cute squeak, how about I bite there again?”
“Are you really that sensitive here?”
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Random Smut Starters
“Fuck me harder.”
“Spank me.”
“Slow down…”
“You should spank me.”
“I wanna be choked.”
“A little faster…”
“Choke me, (name).”
“Keep counting with me – four… five…”
“You remember your safe word, right?”
“Okay… you can move now.”
“Please? I know I can take it.”
“Fill me up, (name).”
“I feel so full…”
“I can taste myself on your kisses…”
“Beg for my cock.”
“Play with my nipples.”
“You’re so hard~”
“Fuck me like you hate me.”
“Pull my hair.”
“You’re so fucking tight.”
“Dripping wet and I haven’t even touched you yet…”
“I need you inside me. Now.”
“I can’t wait that long. I wanna take you right here.”
“I wanna watch you ride me.”
“You’re taking my cock so well, (name).”
“I love your cock/pussy, (name).”
“More… I need more.”
“You’re so full already, do you think you can take more?”
“Bad boys/girls don’t get to make the rules.”
“You’re being punished – no coming until I say so.”
“I’m so close…”
“Fuck! Right there!”
“I’m not sure if you can take all of me…”
“I don’t know if that’s going to fit…”
“Do you wanna use the toys tonight?”
“On your knees. Just like we practiced.”
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One of the Greats starters
❛ So many trials and tribulations have brought me to this point. ❜
❛ I did countless hour specials where I looked like a damn fool. ❜
❛ Ladies, who’s a whore ? We all are, we just need to own it ! ❜
❛ I’m ugly but I’m a whore. ❜
❛ I’m an ugly whore, I don’t care. ❜
❛ Sometimes I feel like everybody trippin’ but me ! ❜
❛ It’s go time ! ❜
❛ I’m still tired and I got 12 hours of sleep last night. I’m still tired. ❜
❛ Who’s sleepy ? I am. ❜
❛ In all seriousness though, who cares about anything ? ❜
❛ We’ll all be dead soon. ❜
❛ Did you fuck my wife ? ❜
❛ An icon within an already iconic city, so it’s like a double whammy of iconography ! ❜
❛ This is interesting. This is interesting. ❜
❛ It’s hitting my eye a little like ‘ ow ! ’ ❜
❛ But that wasn’t all, I also had to do a sound check. ❜
❛ All that was left was for me to hit my knees and pray to god, to thank him for all the humility he bestowed upon. ❜
❛ I guess you could say I’m a direct vessel of God. ❜
❛ I’m like a loaded weapon, and my brain is the bullet. ❜
❛ Do not approach the stage with gifts. ❜
❛ I’m also a huge fan of my work. ❜
❛ I am one of the Greats. ❜
❛ You’re a clown. ❜
❛ Looks like this comedian’s probably gonna be telling it like it is. ❜
❛ I don’t know, I just wish I was someone else. ❜
❛ I wish I was a guy. I just want to feel what it feels like to have male confidence. ❜
❛ My fantasy of what it’s like to be a guy is you just wake up in the morning and your eyes open and you’re like ‘ I’M AWESOME ! People probably wanna hear what I have to say ! ’ ❜
❛ I’m probably gonna do something great today ! ❜
❛ I’m always just so blown away by their creativity. ❜
❛ And that’s my take on a classic. ❜
❛ I hate small talk. I hate getting to know people. ❜
❛ If I’m making a new friend, I just want to already be best friends. ❜
❛ Oh where abouts do ya hail from ? ❜
❛ I need answers ! ❜
❛ Oh ! you guys were a cat family ? we were a dog family ! ❜
❛ Oh my god ! You still exist ! ❜
❛ We should do lunch ! You know, that thing that people who hate each other do. ❜
❛ We should rent a car and drive up the coast ! ❜
❛ Let’s buy some lumber and learn how to build. ❜
❛ I just want to get to know you through task-based projects. ❜
❛ I’ll hug my lover while he’s inside me. For the duration. ❜
❛ I’m not a big stranger hugger. I don’t really want your sweaty armpits on top of my shoulders. ❜
❛ I’ve already hugged someone today, thank you. ❜
❛ I fucking hate parties. ❜
❛ Is that too reductive ? ❜
❛ How much money does everyone make ? ❜
❛ Who’s adopted ? Let’s find your parents. ❜
❛ Why not go big ? Why not walk into the party just dragging a dead dog ? ❜
❛ That will get lips a flappin’ ! ❜
❛ Who is that girl ? How’d she get in here ? How’d the dog die ? Why’s she wearing a cape ? ❜
❛ I just got a dog. ❜
❛ I feel like people who rescue dogs are very mouthy about it. ❜
❛ He would’ve been dead in a ditch ! Then I came along. I’m his savior. ❜
❛ I feel like you’re kind of taking advantage of the fact that your pet can’t talk. ❜
❛ I wish I could text my dog. ❜
❛ It is so irritating to me that I can text everyone in my life that I love except my dog. ❜
❛ What are you doing little cutie ? ❜
❛ Sniff peoples butts ! ❜
❛ Dude, that’s more your thing, that’s not something I do. ❜
❛ Oh, sorry ! I can’t read your mind at all times ! I’m just trying to help out. ❜
❛ You’re looking at my life through the prism of your own experience ! that’s like fucked up. ❜
❛ Try to go outside, it’s so fucking cool out there ! ❜
❛ There is shit you can see that no one else can see (name). ❜
❛ Dude, fuck you ! ❜
❛ We trained him to always sit but on the fifteenth command. I think he’s able to count it out in his head. ❜
❛ Yes, it’s everything I’ve ever wanted. ❜
❛ You learn a lot about people from how they are with their dogs. ❜
❛ Please reconsider all your friendships, that’s not what friendly looks like ! ❜
❛ I’m so insecure I will just start to accept whatever they say. ❜
❛ I once was on the freeway and I saw an old man driving on the shoulder of the road, but he was going like 80 miles per hour and driving so confidently that I was just like ‘ that’s a lane ! ’ ❜
❛ Have you been crying ? ❜
❛ I’m hot, this is my world. ❜
❛ One year, as a child, for Halloween I was an old man. ❜
❛ Let’s do this ! I am the shit ! ❜
❛ Super hot girls don’t understand regular girl’s lives. ❜
❛ Alright well I haven’t heard from him in five months. ❜
❛ Thanks for the hot tip. ❜
❛ I’m just saying when I get super dolled up the best I can hope for is someone thinking ‘ oh, maybe she’s a philanthropist ! ’ ❜
❛ You don’t have to do this. ❜
❛ You don’t have to turn yourself into a punchline. ❜
❛ You don’t have to turn all of your feeling into jokes. ❜
❛ That’s cool, you’re beautiful, great. ❜
❛ I’m always just so floored by their realness. ❜
❛ It’s so inspiring, to be so vulnerable with society. ❜
❛ Some brave women are mustering up all their courage and they will post a photo onto the internet in which they are wearing no makeup whatsoever. ❜
❛ Your bravery is unparalleled ! ❜
❛ Please check your DMs. ❜
❛ Partial credit. ❜
❛ It’s a thirst trap, it’s a trick. ❜
❛ I actually think you look better without makeup. ❜
❛ Thank you, thank you. mission accomplished, thank you. ❜
❛ If you really want to piss off a like a model-hot girl, just go into her social media and find a photo where she just looks smoking hot and you’re just a regular girl, go into her comments and be like ‘ people say I look just like you ! ’ ❜
❛ You know that women botox their armpits ? ❜
❛ Because why would you, you know, as a human ? ❜
❛ Is that a good trade ? Kind of a deal with the devil. ❜
❛ She is so fucking hot. Her armpits are bone-fucking-dry ! just like I always dreamed of ! ❜
❛ I’m so drawn to you but I can’t get near you. ❜
❛ This is a whole new kind of juicy booty ! ❜
❛ He’s a surfer. That’s his profession. ❜
❛ Why just because you go onto the ocean on a thingy do you have a dialect ? ❜
❛ I don’t know, I’m old ! ❜
❛ Huh. My god. I haven’t been here in 128 years. Ain’t nothing changed. My god. ❜
❛ Do you think it’s worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people ? be honest. ❜
❛ When you guys stomp, do your balls wiggle ? ❜
❛ Why not just unzip your pants, pull your balls out and walk around town banging pots and pans. That’s a DIY motorcycle. ❜
❛ I’ve sat next to multiple guys in Daniel Day-Lewis movies where they’re just crying silently the whole time. ❜
❛ It’s like I’m watching a poem for men. ❜
❛ What if I was that masculine ? What if I had greasy black hair and was incoherent. ❜
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“I’m not stupid, I know I’m hard to love. I know I am jealous and sensitive, cruel and vengeful. But you love me like it’s the easiest thing you’ve ever done.”
— “That’s Because It Is” (#692: October 8, 2014)
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MPGIS Sentence Meme
I searched and couldn’t find a sentence meme for quotes from The Most Popular Girls in School, so naturally, I had to make one. Feel free to add more.
Send one to see how my character reacts!
“God I want to fucking murder you.”
“Who the fuck said my handjobs were second rate?!"
"What the fuck did you say?”
“You’re the handjob girl, right?"
"Have fun smelling my poop, bitches!"
"Walk away… like a bitch.”
“I swear to god if this blows up in your face, you better believe it I’ll take this megaphone and shove it up your ass.”
“The only person that likes Gossip Girl more than you is fucking _________.”
“La la la, I love Gossip Girl so much.”
“Why don’t you go eat a roly poly like you did in the goddamn third grade?"
"You look like a tampon that was dipped in skittles and vomit.”
“YOU’RE GAY!"
“Don’t you ever fucking cut me off again. Do you understand me?”
"Alright, well. I’m gonna go now.”
“IT’S A FUCKING FRENCH WORD YOU LITTLE BITCH!”
“I’m sorry, was I not just in the middle of a story?"
"Fuck you and your entire family.”
“You stupid. Fucking. Abortion.”
“Hit the bricks, bitch.”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP, _________!”
“Did someone say ‘crepe’?"
"How do you say…”
“This is me telling you that you need to learn your place.”
“I swear to god, I’m this close… this fucking close…”
“I feel indifferent towards you.”
“I AM THE QUEEN OF BITCH, YOU LOOK UP BITCH IN THE DICTIONARY AND YOU’RE GOING TO SEE MY FUCKING FACE!”
“I heard your fourth abortion was free. Gotta love those punch cards.”
“Listen, bitch. I dunno who the fuck you think you are.”
“Did that come with balls and a dick or did you buy that separately?"
"You smell like maple syrup and meat.”
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NSFW things to say to submissive muses
“I want you on your knees.”
“You look so good. I could just eat you up.”
“Don’t cover your face. You’re so pretty when you blush.”
“What’s wrong? Cat got your tongue? I know you can be louder than that.”
“I think… you deserve a treat.”
“Do you want to see the new toys I bought for you?”
“Have you ever thought about wearing a collar… with my name on it?”
“If you don’t behave, I’ll have to spank you.”
“You need to learn patience. Be good and I’ll give you what you want later.”
“Have you been a good boy/girl today?”
“You’re beautiful with my marks all over you.”
“I want you on top of me tonight.”
“What was that? Did I just hear a whimper?”
“Use your words ~ what do you want from me?”
“Are you being a brat again?”
“Do you *want* me to punish you?”
“Good boys/girls get special treatment.”
“Bad boys/girls don’t get what they want.”
“I wanna hear you. Scream it again.”
“Why are you biting your pillow? Don’t want me to hear you?”
“Shhhh. You don’t want us to get caught, do you?”
“Make sure you wear that dress/suit/outfit I bought you.”
“Be on your best behavior and I’ll let you pick what you get tonight.”
“Do you want puppy ears or kitty ears? I have matching tails to go with them.”
“Tell me if it’s too hard.”
“This isn’t too much, is it?”
“I want to treat you like a prince/princess.”
“Lie back and let me take care of you, honey/love/sweetheart/etc.”
“If you want my tongue/cock/pussy/ass/etc, you’re going to have to beg for it.”
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If you’re open to writing with ocs, then you’re open to writing with canon muses you don’t know. At least, you should be. Canons can be treated as ocs if you don’t know them or their world. So many fandoms are dead or super small. People (especially multi muse muns) have lots of muses they would love to use, and don’t get to, because people don’t know them. Well if the argument can be made that ‘all canons were once ocs,’ I say it’s time they were accepted as such. Because what is a canon muse you don’t know but an oc you’ve yet to meet????
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Reblog if it's okay to send you lots of memes even if we have threads already.
I’m just wondering who it’s okay with and who it’s not.
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Drunk meme
Random drunk quote found on google.
“Don’t tell ___ that I’m drinking.”
“See? I’m not too drunk. I can still take my clothes off.”
“I lost my pants. Where are my pants?”
“Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, liquor, liquor, liquor.”
“A straw is just a test tube, with a hole at the bottom.”
“Dude, try this.”
"I feel like a pickle torpedo… In a sea of graham cracker crumbs.”
“I may or may not also be drunk.”
“I’ll protect you! I’m (superhero name)!”
“If I had 50 ____, I’d give you one but only one.”
“I’m surrounded by an idiot.”
“I would punch a baby for a burrito right now.”
“This is the most I’ve ever been. Ever.”
“I’m so mad I could punch Superman in the face.”
“Is there a better way to do this?”
“Sorry about your shoes.”
“Don’t worry, when I’m in charge you can still be deputy of fire truck planet.”
“If drunk was a fruit, I’d be a ___.”
“I’m hungry. And I’m horny. I’m horngry.”
“I can’t look up, cause then I see your face and can’t stop staring.”
“Who put this wall here?”
“Stop screwing with my brain movies.”
“It’s YELLOW.”
“This is my song!”
“I’m not drunk.”
“I’m not THAT drunk.”
“I think I’m drunk.”
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( texts from last night ✉ send one for my muse's reaction )
( text ) : uh, do you have my pants because i have yours
( text ) : let’s play another game of whose boxers are hanging on my fence
( text ) : update. a gay guy just told me that i’m the most beautiful thing with a vagina he has ever seen. how should i feel about this?
( text ) : i’m sorry about all the inappropriate shoe throwing.
( text ) : you killed a bottle of bacardi in 20 minutes. so much for being an organ donor.
( text ) : why can’t burritos get me drunk?
( text ) : i know you’re on a date and i should leave you alone, but about twenty minutes ago, i realized i haven’t been spanked in years so if you’re still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
( text ) : why is my bath tub filled with mud?
( text ) : i’ve noticed we slowly have begun to phase the “b” out of our bromace.
( text ) : you just jumped of the couch and yelled “hidden tiger crouching dragon!” that’s the answer to how you broke your finger.
( text ) : this is what my life has come to. drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
( text ) : if i open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
( text ) : apparently all year, they’ve been using me as a standard for drunkenness.
( text ) : all i’m saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding i wash the stolen dye from his hair. i’m not doing that a second time.
( text ) : i need to stop drunkenly getting naked. i’m losing all my party clothes.
( text ) : please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. i mean he’s the one with paint on his face. i don’t need him judge judying me.
( text ) : sooooo, how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital, but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
( text ) : hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
( text ) : so much for not drinking this week after this weekend. congrats, you made it until tuesday.
( text ) : i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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super extra naughty indecent dirty raunchfest the meme!!!! aka, NSFW ASK MEME]]]PLEASE ASK ME!!
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Me, a bratty bottom: haha I'm in charge here
Me, 2 seconds later: oh god please please please please please please please please please please ple
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