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resourcesofaqueen · 6 months
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send 👀 + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds.
your muse = sender, my muse = receiver.
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noahsresources · 1 year
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more cringy dirty & flirty pick-up lines sentence starters
this is extremely self-indulgent, don't mind me lmfao. feel free to use these for whatever you want and change any details that need to be.
❝ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. ❞ ❝ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. ❞ ❝ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. ❞ ❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ ❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞ ❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ ❝ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? ❞ ❝ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? ❞ ❝ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. ❞ ❝ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. ❞ ❝ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. ❞ ❝ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. ❞ ❝ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. ❞ ❝ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. ❞ ❝ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. ❞ ❝ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. ❞ ❝ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. ❞ ❝ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. ❞ ❝ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. ❞ ❝ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. ❞ ❝ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. ❞ ❝ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. ❞ ❝ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. ❞ ❝ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. ❞ ❝ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? ❞ ❝ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ❞ ❝ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? ❞ ❝ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ❞ ❝ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. ❞ ❝ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? ❞ ❝ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. ❞ ❝ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase — wanna fuck? ❞
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holyfauks · 1 year
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🍑 USFW GIF MEME.  🍑
send me a number, type of ship, and which muse(s) you’d like and i’ll write you a starter based on the gif. WARNING: these gifs are extremely nsfw.
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temptthefates · 2 years
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TYPES OF BONDAGE.   (  nsfw !  an assortment of ways to tie up a muse. add * to reverse the meme. feel free to adjust any of these to fit your muse or scenario and feel free add as much detail as you want !  )
[ KNEEL ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver up with shibari in a kneeling position. [ TANGLED ]   ―  for sender to tie receiver up with shibari in a suspended position. [ BOUND ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver up with shibari in a face up / face down position on the bed. [ SHIBARI ]  ― for sender to tie up receiver with shibari in a position of sender’s choice. [ NEON ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver up with neon / glow in the dark rope. [ SUBMIT ]  ―  for sender to tie receivers wrists / arms together with rope. [ DENY ]  ―  for sender to tie receivers wrists to the headboard with rope. [ ARREST ]  ―  for sender to handcuff receiver's wrists behind their back.  [ HEADBOARD ]  ―  for sender to handcuff receiver’s wrists to the headboard. [ BELT ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver’s wrists together with their belt. [ CUFFS ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver’s wrists behind their back with leather cuffs. [ LEATHER ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver’s wrists down to the bed with leather cuffs. [ EAGLE ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver down on the bed in a spread eagle position.  [ COLLAR ]  ―  for sender to put a collar on receiver and tie the leash to something ( headboard / support beam / table leg / etc. ) [ FORMAL ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver’s wrists together with their tie. [ CHAIR ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver to a chair ( with rope / cuffs / handcuffs / etc ) [ SENSUAL ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver up with silk ties. [ GIFT ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver up with ribbon, like a gift. [ RESTRAIN ]  ―  for sender to bind receiver in any way they chose ( spare slot for you to write your own prompt )
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sxnedmemes · 1 year
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DOGGYSTYLE GIF STARTERS PART II
[1A]  [1B]  [1C] [2A]  [2B]  [2C] [3A]  [3B]  [3C] [4A]  [4B]  [4C] [5A]  [5B]  [5C] [6A]  [6B]  [6C] [7A]  [7B]  [7C] [8A]  [8B]  [8C] [9A]  [9B]  [9C] [10A]  [10B]  [10C] [11A]  [11B]  [11C] [12A]  [12B]  [12C] [13A]  [13B]  [13C] [14A]  [14B]  [14C] [15A]  [15B]  [15C]
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attentiondefislut · 10 months
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Send 🫦+ a location to bite my muse (send bite+ a location if you can’t see the emoji)
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the-smut-analyst · 5 months
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spxcymxmxs · 2 years
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M/M Spicy Gif Starters
1A   1B   1C   2A   2B   2C
3A   3B   3C   4A   4B   4C
5A   5B   5C   6A   6B   6C
7A   7B   7C   8A   8B   8C
9A   9B   9C  10A  10B  10C
11A  11B  11C  12A  12B  12C
13A  13B  13C  14A  14B  14C
15A  15B  15C  16A  16B  16C
17A  17B  17C  18A  18B  18C
19A  19B  19C  20A  20B  20C
21A  21B  21C  22A  22B  22C
23A  23B  23C  24A  24B  24C
25A  25B  25C  26A  26B  26C
27A  27B  27C  28A  28B  28C
29A  29B  29C  30A  30B  30C
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squishysoftmonsters · 7 months
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💚Squishing and squelching sounds under the floorboard at 3am,rubbing and teasing your parts while you're trying to sleep.💚
💚Tentacle : Let me sing to you the song of my people💚
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angelprompts · 2 years
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this one’s for the brats   ♡   feel free to change anything as needed.  happy writing ᵔᴗᵔ
"oh, yeah?”
“what are you going to do about it?”
“what are you going to do if i don’t?”
“make me.”
“you think you’re in control? aw. how cute!”
“can i sit in your lap?”
“mhm  ..  sure you will.”
“that’s all you’ve got?”
“i’ll do what i want, thank you very much.”
“but i’m cute so it’s okay.”
“you’re cute when you think i’m listening to you.”
“or what?”
“you’re not the boss of me.”
“but . . but . .”
“no.”
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poohsources · 1 year
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🐝  *  ―  𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑲𝒀 𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑺. ( nsfw! some more random sexual scenarios. your muse = sender and my muse = receiver. add * to reverse the action. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
[ mirror ] our muses have sex in front of a mirror [ candle ] your muse uses hot wax on my muse [ blindfold ] my muse blindfolds your muse to tease them [ massage ] your muse is giving my muse a sensual massage [ edging ] your muse edges my muse close to an orgasm [ bodypaint ] our muses use bodypaint on each other [ hot tub ] my muse makes out with your muse in a hot tub [ games ] our muses play strip poker / sexual games with each other [ car ] your muse has bent my muse over the hood of a car [ roleplay ] our muses decide to do some roleplay together ( e.g. boss/employee, doctor/patient, student/professor, criminal/officer, etc.) [ mile high ] our muses have some fun on a plane together [ vibrations ] our muses are out in public together while my muse has a vibrating toy inside them that is controlled by your muse [ tapes ] our muses make a sex tape together [ bondage ] your muse ties my muse up to restrain them [ chocolate ] my muse licks chocolate off of your muses' body [ voyeur ] my muse watches your muse have sex with someone else [ gloryhole ] my muse gives your muse a blowjob through a gloryhole [ cinema ] our muses go to an adult cinema to watch a porno movie [ asleep ] my muse teases your muse while they are sleeping [ whip ] your muse uses a whip on my muse [ medical ] my muse gives your muse a sexual medical exam [ cleaning ] your muse licks my muse after giving them a creampie [ ice ] my muse uses ice cubes on your muse [ pegging ] my muse pegs your muse [ watch ] my muse watches your muse masturbating [ restrain ] my muse uses handcuffs to restrain your muse [ breath play ] your muse consensually chokes my muse while they are having sex with them [ dressing room ] our muses have some fun in a dressing room together [ control ] my muse gives your muse full control over their body to do with them what they please [ public ] your muse secretly tries to get my muse off while they're out somewhere [ shower ] our muses have sex in a shower [ underwear ] my muse discreetly gives your muse their underwear while in public [ threesome ] our muses have a threesome with some other person [ stimulation ] your muse uses a sex toy on my muse while receiving oral sex [ ball gag ] my muse puts a ball gag on your muse to keep them from making sounds [ porn ] our muses watch porn together [ phone sex ] our muses are on the phone together while they try to get each other off just with words and noises [ machine ] my muse is getting fucked by a machine while your muse watches them [ spit roast ] my muse is spit roasted by your muse and another person / sex toy [ dinner ] your muse fingers my muse during dinner
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noahsresources · 2 months
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NSFW HEADCANON MEME !
i know this has been done several times before, but if by chance any of the following questions appeal to you specifically, you've come to the right place! this meme contains NSFW content, so adults only please! ♡
afterwards — what kind(s) of aftercare do they like being given? do they like giving their partner aftercare? do they fall asleep quickly after sex?
beg — do they like making their partner(s) beg? do they like begging their partner?
body — what is their favorite body part of theirs? of their partner(s)'? are there any specific body parts they like to pay special attention to (ex. feet, hands, ass, etc)? where are their erogenous zones? where are they most sensitive?
clothing — do they like to have sex fully or partially clothed, or do they prefer having sex naked? would they ever move an article of clothing aside for stimulation/penetration (ex. pulling their panties to the side for penetrative sex)?
cum — how long does it take to make them cum? do they have any kinks relating to cum? do they like when their partner(s) cum(s) inside them? do they like cumming inside their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) cum on any of their body parts? do they like cumming on any of their partner(s)' body parts?
delay — do they like having their orgasm delayed/denied? do they like delaying/denying their partner(s)' orgasm?
dirty talk — are they turned on by dirty talk? turned off by dirty talk? is there anything they like their partner(s) to appeal to when talking dirty with them?
drive — how high is their sex drive? are they hyposexual, hypersexual, or somewhere in between? does it change depending on the circumstance? how often do they have sex?
dynamic — are they dominant? do they like to be dominated? how do they show their dominance? how do they show their partner(s) they want to be dominated? are they more versatile or does it depend on the context/their partner(s)?
eyes — do they like to be watched while they're having sex? do they like to watch others having sex?
fantasy — do they have any sexual fantasies they'd like to try out? have they ever gotten to act on a sexual fantasy?
g-spot — do they like g-spot/p-spot stimulation? do they prefer giving or receiving it, or does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like to stimulate the area with toys?
hair — do they shave or wax? do they let their hair grow out?
humiliation — do they like being humiliated or degraded? is there anything specific they like being humiliated or degraded for? do they like humiliating or degrading their partner(s)?
impact — do they like spanking/being spanked? whipping/being whipped? hitting/being hit? any other kind of impact play not listed here?
kink — what are their kinks? do they have a primary kink? are there any kinks they'd be interested in trying? are there any kinks they don't like or aren't interested in trying?
lingerie — do they own lingerie? if so, how often do they wear it? what kind of lingerie do they like to wear the most? do they like when their partners wear lingerie for them?
location — where do they like to have sex the most? would they ever have sex in a 'risky' place (ex. in the office, closet, public bathroom, etc)?
lube — do they use lube during sex? how much of it? do they like flavored lube and/or lube that brings particular sensations? can they become naturally lubricated enough to not need lube during sex?
marks — do they like being marked? do they like marking their partners?
music — do they like to play music while having sex? what kind of music? is the music for vibes, aesthetic, or simply to drown out the sounds they and their partner(s) make (or even a mix of all three)?
names — do they like being called names in the bedroom? if so, what kind of names? are they pet names or are they names to appeal to a praise/humiliation kink? do they like calling their partner(s) names in the bedroom? do they have a daddy/mommy kink?
orgasm — how would their partner(s) know if they orgasm? what is their orgasm reaction like? are they sensitive after having an orgasm? what is the most effective way to get them to quickly orgasm?
positions — what are their favorite sex positions? do they have a singular favorite sex position? are there any positions they would like to try? are there any positions they don't like?
praise — do they like being praised? is there anything specific they like being praised for? do they like praising their partner(s)?
queen — are they a size queen? do they prefer length, girth, or both? do they like textures?
restraint — do they like being restrained? do they like restraining their partner(s)? are they into softer bondage or more hardcore BDSM?
sensation — do any specific sensations turn them on? are they into hot wax? ice? tickling? specific textures? anything else not listed here?
sexting — do they like sexting their partner(s)? do they ever send nudes? do they like receiving nudes? do they find sexting more or less difficult/fun than curating sexual experiences in real life? are they any different while sexting than they are during real life sexual experiences?
size — how big are their genitals? what cup size are they? what are their body measurements?
sounds — what sounds do they make during sex? do they laugh a lot during sex? are they chatty during sex?
stimulation — how do they prefer to be stimulated? do they like being given handjobs? do they like being fingered? do they like being given oral? is/are there any specific spot(s) on their body they like being stimulated the most? where do they like to stimulate their partner(s)?
strip — does your muse like stripping for their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) strip(s) for them? do they like their partner(s) stripping them naked? do they like to strip their partner(s) naked?
style — do they like it rough? do they like it soft? do they prefer fucking or making love? do they like a hard and fast pace, a slow and gentle pace, or does it vary/depend on the situation?
top or bottom — are they more of a top or a bottom, or are they more versatile? does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like penetrating or being penetrated more? do they like giving oral or receiving oral more? do they like stimulating or being stimulated more?
tease — do they like teasing their partner(s)? do they like being teased? how do they like to tease/be teased?
toys — do they own sex toys? how often do they use them? do they prefer using them on themselves or their partner(s)?
turn on — what turns them on?
volume — are they loud, quiet, or somewhere in between during sex? do they get louder over time? are there any activities that affect their volume during sex? do they prefer a loud or quiet partner?
wet — do they like bath/shower sex? would they have sex in other bodies of water (pool, lake, ocean, etc)?
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dabisqueen · 2 years
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hanasnx · 1 year
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some of my favorite memes from r/anakinfucks on reddit 💀💀
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spxcymxmxs · 2 years
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M/F Spicy Gif Starters
1A   1B   1C   2A   2B   2C
3A   3B   3C   4A   4B   4C
5A   5B   5C    6A   6B   6C
7A   7B   7C   8A   8B   8C
9A   9B   9C    10A  10B  10C
11A  11B  11C   12A  12B  12C
13A  13B  13C   14A  14B  14C
15A  15B  15C   16A  16B  16C
17A  17B  17C   18A  18B  18C  
19A  19B  19C   20A  20B  20C
21A  21B  21C   22A  22B  22C 
23A  23B  23C   24A  24B  24C
25A  25B  25C   26A  26B  26C
27A  27B  27C   28A  28B  28C
29A  29B  29C   30A  30B  30C
31A  31b  31C  32A  32b  32C
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