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noahsresources · 1 year

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more cringy dirty & flirty pick-up lines sentence starters

this is extremely self-indulgent, don't mind me lmfao. feel free to use these for whatever you want and change any details that need to be.

❝ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. ❞ ❝ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. ❞ ❝ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. ❞ ❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ ❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞ ❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ ❝ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? ❞ ❝ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? ❞ ❝ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. ❞ ❝ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. ❞ ❝ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. ❞ ❝ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. ❞ ❝ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. ❞ ❝ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. ❞ ❝ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. ❞ ❝ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. ❞ ❝ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. ❞ ❝ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. ❞ ❝ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. ❞ ❝ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. ❞ ❝ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. ❞ ❝ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. ❞ ❝ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. ❞ ❝ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. ❞ ❝ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? ❞ ❝ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ❞ ❝ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? ❞ ❝ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ❞ ❝ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. ❞ ❝ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? ❞ ❝ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. ❞ ❝ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase — wanna fuck? ❞

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mysticalwondermom · 1 year

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#naughty #naughty memes #memes #flirty #flirty memes

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eternalsailormom · 8 months

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Save this for the one day a year you can send it to your crush, it's a winner

#11/10 #11/10 would recommend #time sensitive flirting #meme #wholesome memes #cute memes #flirty memes

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tomcruisingthroughlife · 2 months

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#flirtatious #flirty girl #crush #high school #funny #funny content #lol #funny memes #memes #comedy #meme #lol memes #rofl #tumblr

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ventresses · 7 months

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars (4/?) - Quinobi

Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

#in retrospect this is based WAY more on my Quinobi headcanons than the reality of Quinlan's character #plus i'd only seen this episode and read the first part of Dark Disciple #so i was going off of that like flirty and laid-back bro energy when making these #i've come to learn broader canon and legends his character is portrayed with a lot more depth #and i regret that these memes don't do that justice #quinlan vos #obi wan kenobi #quinobi #star wars #star wars the clone wars #hunt for ziro #tcw memes #star wars memes #mine #star wars text post #TCW text post #the clone wars

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poohsources · 1 year

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🐝 * ― 𝑭𝑳𝑰𝑹𝑻𝒀 𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻 𝑴𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑺.

[ 📲 sms: ] i hate everyone. but not you. [ 📲 sms: ] want to make a beautiful memory together? [ 📲 sms: ] i'd rather do nothing with you than something with anyone else. [ 📲 sms: ] netflix? chill? both? [ 📲 sms: ] can't stop thinking about you. [ 📲 sms: ] you're my favorite veggie. a cute-cumber! [ 📲 sms: ] i adore you. that's all. [ 📲 sms: ] you make me a better person and i'd like to keep improving. [ 📲 sms: ] it's cold today. can you warm me up? [ 📲 sms: ] i'm into curves, and my favorite is your smile. [ 📲 sms: ] my day is more fun when you're in it. [ 📲 sms: ] you were in my dreams last night. wanna hear? [ 📲 sms: ] you were the first thing i thought of when i woke up. [ 📲 sms: ] i already miss you and can't wait to see you again. [ 📲 sms: ] what would you do if i were with you right now? [ 📲 sms: ] hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 sms: ] this is me asking you out. want to get coffee tomorrow? [ 📲 sms: ] nobody understands me like you do. [ 📲 sms: ] i wish you were here with me. [ 📲 sms: ] you never text first. i can’t tell if you hate me or if you’re playing hard to get. [ 📲 sms: ] which emoji makes you think of me? [ 📲 sms: ] want to have this conversation in person? [ 📲 sms: ] i don’t have anything interesting to tell you, but i really wanted to talk to you. [ 📲 sms: ] everything makes me think of you. [ 📲 sms: ] i can't sleep. i blame you. [ 📲 sms: ] surprise! i got you flowers: 💐 [ 📲 sms: ] i can't help but smile every time your name pops up on my screen. [ 📲 sms: ] you look so good right now. i can’t actually see you, but i assume you look good because you always do. [ 📲 sms: ] even over text you're so charming. [ 📲 sms: ] i'm smiling just thinking about getting to see you later. [ 📲 sms: ] my day would've been a lot better if i'd gotten to spend it with you. [ 📲 sms: ] i'm really glad to have you in my life. [ 📲 sms: ] i could talk to you all night. [ 📲 sms: ] just thinking about falling in love with you. i'd do it all over again and again. [ 📲 sms: ] you mean the world to me. don’t ever forget that. [ 📲 sms: ] i'm so incredibly lucky to know you. [ 📲 sms: ] you get more beautiful every time i see you. [ 📲 sms: ] you are my heart. [ 📲 sms: ] you’re single. i'm single. i feel like this is a problem we can solve together. [ 📲 sms: ] thinking a lot of things about you i can’t say … but i could text.

#rp meme #rp memes #rp prompts #roleplay meme #texting starters #sentence starters #flirty starters #rph #type: meme

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urfriendlywriter · 1 year

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prompts for your characters having a crush:

(no because 9, 16, 20, 21-- I'D KILL FOR IT TO HAPPEN TO ME :') (feel free to usee and tag me when yall writeeee :) )

tries to deny it. tries to undo it.

"yo, you seem to like [name]?" "SHH, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT SO LOUDLY??"

they're having a crush on you and they offer to help you a lot!

"you know I'm always there for you, right? :)"

that 0.001 second of eye contact when they catch you staring at them. WHAT YOU DIDNT NOTICE WAS THEIR SMILE AFTER!!! (which means they've a crush on u too dumb bitc- CHILE ANYWAYSSS)

bumping into each other in the hallways

slightest of physical contact and it sends you reeling into another universe

them being so oblivious and continuing to do all the adorable things they do

OR they know what they're doing because they fell for you first. like leaning over you to hear you better, cupping your face to take a fallen eyelash!!! OR patting your head often :))

hugging and hearing their heart beat rise

thinking they have a contagious laugh

them trying to confess to you but you're so oblivious it hurts!!

"[name], what do you think of us?" "us?" "you and me, us, love."

avoiding them to stop your feelings from growing further

"you've been avoiding me." "someone's got a braincell."

"we're not like how we used to be, [name]." "my bad for catching feelings. don't worry I'll get rid of it-" and they get kissedddd "took you so long to confess, love :)"

craning your neck to see if they're there (bonus points if they're already looking at you)

having a good laugh together!

walking home together and your hands graze e/o's

^ and they slowly take YOUR HAND IN THEIRSSS W RIZZ FR

"he is sick so i spent the night in his.." ".... YOU ARE CRAZY WHAT DID YOU DO?? ARE YOU IN LOVE [NAME]??"

"you have pretty eyes." "oh? oh. i- thank you? °\\°"

feeling tingly around them.

using codenames when talking about them with your friends!

"hey, are you sure your crush on 'pineapple' is one sided?? they look at you with a twinkle in their eyes."

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drawnfamiliarfaces · 1 month

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my immortal soul more like my immortal memes *ba dum tss*

meme ref 1 ft pillow from @semisomnosres post ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | meme ref 2

also i realized that i really draw them with the same expressions over and over again so i tried to mix it up -

never again

#my immortal soul #ninja showdown #first ninja #rc9gn first ninja #chase young #first ninja x chase young #xiaolin showdown #rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #its more like shitposts than memes but eh #also. annoyed chase is just canon chase but flirty first??? is giving me a conniption SO UNNATURAL

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floertoer · 2 months

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I've had a lot of fairy tail brain rot recently

#fairy tail #lucy heartfilia #natsu dragneel #gray fullbuster #erza scarlet #wendy marvell #team natsu #cana alberona #gildarts clive #mirajane strauss #evergreen #elfman strauss #gajeel redfox #juvia lockser #meme #shitpost #team natsu 🤝🏽 scooby gang being weirdly flirty with each other for no reason #somebody get gray some antidepressants though please #or traps illustrated

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jasminesfury · 1 year

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drunk prompts

feel free to use!! tag me <3

cw: alcohol, cursing

“is it the alcohol or are your eyes always this pretty”

“wait did i uh..call you last night” “…” “hello?” “wait you seriously don’t remember?”

“if you hold this against me for this i will fucking kill you but uh did we make out last night or was that a dream” “excuse me” “just answer the question” “..i think i would’ve remembered that so definitely dream” “ah. yes. thank you. appreciate it” *walking away* (screaming so that they can hear them) “ALSO I’M TOTALLY HOLDING THAT AGAINST YOU ARE YOU KIDDING”

“never pegged you for a horny drunk”

“wait we didn’t…right?” “wait you don’t remember? did i not give it to you good enough?” “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS OH MY GOD WHAT I CANT BELIEVE I-“ “calm down nothing happened contrary to what you believe i do have self control and you were clearly not in any condition to consent to literally anything”

character A blatantly flirting with character B and B is wondering if this is just because of the alcohol *and kinda wishing it isn’t*

“why am i in your flat” *other character raises an eyebrow* “name i will fight you” “oh calm down you called me in the middle of the night complaining about how bananas aren’t pink and started crying and then you threw up and the-“ “I GET IT” “also did you really think you could fight me that’s so cute”

^ “yeah so then i brought you here” “oh..well um..thank you. i appreciate that”

character A kissing a drunk character B (who is coming onto them strong) and then realising they’re drunk and being like “no i can’t believe i’m saying this but no, not like this”

both just being slightly tipsy but not drunk and just laughing together

“you’re..you’re actually kinda cool” *laughs and holds hand to heart* “i’m honoured”

B listening to A cry about their ex when they’re drunk and comforting them and saying “you deserve so much better”

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ghostmemesource · 2 months

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👻୧‿︵‿︵ Send me a 👀 for my muse’s reaction to your muse checking them out.

Alternatively, add 'reverse' for my muse to check out your muse.

#rp meme #rp memes #symbol rp meme #symbol rp memes #fluffy rp meme #fluff rp memes #fluffy rp memes #fluff rp meme #flirting rp meme #flirty rp meme #flirt rp meme #shippy rp memes #shippy rp meme #ship rp meme

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inthewychelm · 9 months

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eddie...you're still on the phone

#there's not a particular story that goes with this but i like to think steve said something adorable or flirty #loving the munsons being dolly fans so i thought id offer some food #dolly parton is the munsons patron saint #you can not convince me otherwise #love playing the how many hearts did i sneak into my art game #eddie munson #steddie #steddie fanart #stranger things #stranger things fanart #that one good place meme of jason #my art

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politemagic · 1 month

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an offering in the form of a iii meme compilation

#my most beloved bassy boy <3 #he's so silly and strange i love him with my whole heart i am INDEED addicted to his Fun and Flirty personality #dw babygirl i'm sure iv will tend to your stab wound #sleep token #worshitposting #sleep token memes #sleep token iii #em's worshitposting

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ouroboros-hideout · 5 months

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Flirty Kurty

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Looking for the cheesiest pick up lines and putting in on this shot was a big brain move (yes I have more of those)

I think he actually can be really charming if he wants to - but it's too funny. Sorry not sorry.

#And yes. I want to touch your stupid shirt good sir #More meme shenanigans from Discord #Flirty kurty #colonel kurt handsome #cyberpunk 2077 #phantom liberty #kurt hansen

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ectogeo-rebubbles · 8 months

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ODO: Well, if you ask me, Captain Sisko let you off lightly. Sabotage, assaulting a Federation officer, attempting to incite war between the Federation and the Dominion.

GARAK: Yes, but my heart was in the right place.

siskarak textpost memes: 12/?

#they're soooo weird about each other <3 #all of the shitty guys that get psychosexually obsessed with sisko want what he and garak have <3 #the scene that the screencaps are from gets so ridiculously flirty #and at the end of the episode odo even recognizes they're weird about each other #also #garak shows up on the Defiant uninvited AGAIN later (Call to Arms) to ask if he can tag along and Sisko's still like lol yeah sure why not #siskarak #my siskarak textpost memes #ds9 s4e26 broken link #sisko #garak #elim garak #benjamin sisko #ds9

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braindamaged007 · 1 year

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😏😏

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