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"i dont want topless women or leather daddies at pride" then why are you going. like be really fucking serious why are you going

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c.c. babcock raising sapphics since 1993.

#the nanny

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I made this a real thing! This has been sitting in my drafts as I slowly pick away at it under the name "Sage Green??? Are you serious??"

Mulling around a Hacks fic idea where Deborah starts renovating her LA house just as an excuse to be close to Ava.

She insists to do a lot of it herself because she truly believes she can paint this fuckin room better than Matt & Matthew the homosexual couple / small business owners that grate her nerves so thoroughly she has to fire them. (They suggested a Sage Green Kitchen TM and Deborah has a small melt down at the idea that she'd fall victim to a micro trend).

She bribes Ava with pizza and a pre roll to help her paint. It works, because Ava is whipped and would have done it for free.

#hacks hbo #ava x deborah #avorah #ava daniels #deborah vance

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Suzanne Shifflett

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Emily Prentiss Criminal Minds 2.20

#hiii 🫣😳 #criminal minds

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redesign for lesbian visibility week 🩷🧸🫶

click for quality (my shop) (instagram) (tip me) (shirts)

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Lily Gladstone as Cam Bentland Under the Bridge - 1x03

#she is so very gender to me #warm fuzzy butch vibes #under the bridge

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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

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https://www.patreon.com/TheInsaneum

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they're unreliable narrators

#star wars

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Moiraine Sedai can run me over and I will apologize for being in her way

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Ummmm sometimes you dread the weight of your life and other times it is an early morning in april and there are 5 species of birds singing and also the sun is shining through the baby leaves. Btw

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After destroying the Duchess and relinquishing the Darksaber to Bo-Katan Kryze, Sabine Wren is drawn to getting to know the woman she hopes will reunite and lead their people.

Wrote this for Lesbian Visibility Day, but nearly didn't share it further after the first comment it received accused me of A.I. usage. Found such an accusation utterly devastating as I am completely against the use of A.I. for art and writing, and spent weeks working on this piece. So no, there has been no use of A.I. in this fic, both from my side in its writing nor from the wonderful @rancidsugar 's artwork within.

So, my fellow sapphics, Happy Lesbian Visibility Day! Come and treat yourself to some heavy lesbo smut between our favourite mean lesbian, Bo-Katan Kryze, and the colourful darling, Sabine Wren.

#lets go lesbians lets go!! #confident asshole lesbian bo katan is cannon to me #star wars

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i love love <333

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Been thinking about them lately.

#star wars

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AND YES, THEY LOCKED THE BATHROOM. 😏 Based on the non-fiction book by Rebecca Godfrey UNDER THE BRIDGE (2024)

[+] LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 [+] ..more on “Under the Bridge” 🎬

#Its okay to feel that #AHHHHH #Under the Bridge

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Queers Undermining Israeli Terrorism (Q.U.I.T.), San Francisco, [early 2000’s].