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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#what the fuck are this people talking about #it's french ffs pronounce it the french way

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#would be fascinated and would try to get closer #i don't mind corpses they can't physically hurt me therefore not scary #it's just a dead body #what open casket funerals do to a mf

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Question : am I on the verge of crying because I'm far beyond exhaustion and getting eaten away by anxiety because I'm overworked and managing an understaffed team ?

Or is it because my periods just started and my hormones are whack ?

#periods dont help but i never had moodswings during those weeks #my mood usually stayed the same except for having to deal with the pain

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Question : am I on the verge of crying because I'm far beyond exhaustion and getting eaten away by anxiety because I'm overworked and managing an understaffed team ?

Or is it because my periods just started and my hormones are whack ?

#periods dont help but i never had moodswings during those weeks #my mood usually stayed the same except for having to deal with the pain

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it’s been one of those days pass me the crucifixion

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ilya kaminsky, “we lived happily during the war”

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the funniest thing about Steven Moffat is the way he lives rent free in the heads of people who stopped watching Doctor Who ten years ago. you can make the most innocuous DW post ever that has absolutely nothing to do with him, and if it gets enough traction sooner or later folks will start talking about how much he sucks on it. I like the guy and I don't even think about him as much as these folks seem to

#doctor who

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Kay Miller Black Bear Bundle 1983 Photographer: New Museum of Contemporary Art Oil 48 x 58 inches

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Самолёт рейс Москва-Питер: стюардессы подают соленый круассан с ветчиной и сыром. Тогда уже надо было бомбами кидаться.

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hey did you know how big an albatross was because I

VERY

fucking

did not

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People who support the attacks on Gaza seem free to say the most depraved and racist things possible about Arabs, Muslims, and Palestinians without facing any consequences whatsoever. [...] The proliferation of dehumanizing language about Muslims and Palestinians has had violent consequences: there has been a rise in anti-Arab and anti-Muslim hate crimes across the US, including reported offenses on college campuses. There has also been a rise in antisemitism: a very real problem that shouldn’t be minimized or tolerated. What also shouldn’t be tolerated are the dangerous attempts by pro-Israel extremists to label any remotely pro-Palestinian speech, or any criticism of Israel’s actions, as automatically antisemitic. Conflating the actions of the Israeli state with the Jewish people is dangerous and wrong, and yet this is precisely what many pro-Israel voices are doing in an attempt to suppress any support of Palestine. And this strategy is working. In the current climate, a US politician can call for Gaza to be “nuked” without being censured. Dare to do so much as wear a keffiyeh (a traditional Palestinian scarf) on a college campus, however, and pro-Israel voices will go on primetime television and accuse you of being a Nazi. Jonathan Greenblatt, the executive director of the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), recently told Morning Joe (and faced no pushback from the hosts) that wearing a keffiyeh was the same as wearing a swastika. [...] What’s left out of these nonstop discussions of campus safety is this: there isn’t a single safe campus left in Gaza. Israel, with the unconditional aid of the US, has destroyed almost every kindergarten, school, and university in Gaza. It has killed at least 100 Palestinian academics. It has decimated every cultural institution. There are over 13,000 dead children in Gaza who will never have the opportunity of an education. You should not be able to talk about campus safety without mentioning the fact that, thanks to US-backed Israeli air strikes, every campus in Gaza is now a graveyard.

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Leave it to me to get super invested into Team Koko on Misato's last season before retirement

#figure skating #nothing but respect for my silver medalists tho

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au