averagegriftersbonefan

[averagegriftersbonefan]

so happy to wake up to 80 notes off support on Martin Violence. we have to let him kill

[averagegriftersbonefan]

ok, i have finally gotten to season 5, and i have got to say one thing. this fanbase infantilizes martin to Hell and back and i do NOT understand how you can do it if you finished this damn podcast, i understand hes very sweet and he has a really cute voice but from 165 to 175 i think i have heard him pretty cheerfully ask jon to kill people about twice per episode on average,

#he is sweet despite literally every other bone in his body screaming for violence #it takes all the effort to be sweet to him. let him bite people. #<- YOU GET IT #PETER LUKAS TRIED TO MANIPULATE HIM AND HE SAID NUH UH #i fucking love this guy. #hes just so real. hes a genuinely good guy he would make such a great friend hes such an interesting character #he is an absolute sweetheart who i want to hug and he has a bloodlust i want to cheerlead him on and see how fucked up it gets

[averagegriftersbonefan]

ok, i have finally gotten to season 5, and i have got to say one thing. this fanbase infantilizes martin to Hell and back and i do NOT understand how you can do it if you finished this damn podcast, i understand hes very sweet and he has a really cute voice but from 165 to 175 i think i have heard him pretty cheerfully ask jon to kill people about twice per episode on average,

#he craves violence. yes hes adorable but he wanted oliver dead because he Happened to be nearby when jon woke up from his coma #and he got jealous he woke up while Oliver was there and not Him 😭 #this man is so fucking funny he is so much more than your sweet little cheesecake if you gave him a gun s5 length would be halved #tma #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #martin blackwood #martin k blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THIS!

[averagegriftersbonefan]

l only recently got into this damn podcast

#obsessed w how everybody pictures jon kind of the same way #this mans energy is really so specific #btw op your art is gorgeous 😭

[averagegriftersbonefan]

i like drawing the sky for simon’s eyes and i realize like,,, 

what if it changes based on the different types of vast he’s using 

it’s black and starry when in space,,, like the sea when under an infinite ocean, etc 

ok thanks for listening to my ted talk LKDSJFLKDS

#op youre a genius...

[averagegriftersbonefan]

getting real tired of your sht simon

more TMA art here

[averagegriftersbonefan]

my favorite thing about tma has always been the avatars who love the fears they serve, who show that love so vibrantly that, for just a moment, they sway you into feeling like you could learn to love that fear the way they do. when jane prentiss said "not loved as you would understand it, a deeper, more primal love, a need as much as a feeling" and when jude perry said "as the heat warped my bones and bubbled my flesh, all i heard was the loving exaltation of my god" and when mike crew said "falling had always held a special place in my heart, that wonderful border between terror and delight" and when manuela dominguez said "and at his words i felt afraid, and my heart soared in terror and elation as my eyes brimmed with tears, for i knew he spoke the truth" and when hezekiah wakely said "i had never felt such safety as within the crushing weight of earth all around me, the pressing embrace of the buried." do you get me

[averagegriftersbonefan]

Me and the boys listening to grifters bone on a Saturday night

#GOING ON MY PINNED!

[averagegriftersbonefan]

Rip Peter Lukas, you would have loved quarantine

[averagegriftersbonefan]

She watches me ceaselessly til I'm a wretched thing!

#FAVORITE

[averagegriftersbonefan]

worm sex guy: yeah i got some straight gas 🔥 its called “the crawling rot” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯💯

me: yeah whatever man. i dont feel shit

me 10 minutes later: dude the bugs are singing that i can be fully consumed by what loves me

my buddy jane prentiss, pacing the floor: bro i itch deep below the skin where bone sits enshrined in flesh

[averagegriftersbonefan]

jane prentiss is for girls who are rotten to their core. girls who have bad skin. girls who fester in bed all summer. girls whose hair is greasy no matter how often they wash it. girls who eat in their room. girls who get dressed up nice only to feel like an ugly girl cosplaying as a pretty girl. girls who were deeply weird in middle school. girls who feel their existence is fundamentally tainted. girls who can never love anything a normal amount and always let it consume them. girls who sleep in their eyeliner. depraved girls. girls who can't see their floor.

#i miss her so god damn much

[averagegriftersbonefan]

no no jonathan sims is the writer. yeah you’re thinking of the character. jonathan sims.

[averagegriftersbonefan]

[averagegriftersbonefan]

Look. I don't KNOW that the clown in the monster pig episode was related to the stranger. i don't KNOW that. but what i DO KNOW. is that i LOVE the idea of the flesh and the stranger being opposing entities. the flesh is like "fuck you and your no flesh dolls and your weird-ass fake people you know I CAN CHANGE PEOPLE'S APPEARANCE TOO AND IT"S WAY COOLER SO FUCK YOU *eats clown*"

#physical based fears are on another level im TELLING you

[averagegriftersbonefan]

"Average gay person gets 1,7 divorces" is just a statistical error. Average gay person gets 0 divorces, divorce Elias and Peter that have had 68 divorces are outliers and should not have been counted

[averagegriftersbonefan]

The quote "I see you" in reference to tma gives me two very different emotions