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ballpitwitch · 6 months

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KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER

#*sounds only whales understand*#Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #mancandykings #dilfgifs #dilfedit #*#i will give you 43 cents a cookie and a glass of wine if you let me play with your hair #BOYFRIEND SHAPED #it's the backwards hat for me #it so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me for some reason #dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men #me 5'4": i will pick him up #like picking up one of those giant teddy bears #GRAY HAIRS #me @ me: stop terrorizing the elderly #i can't believe i've met this dude that seems fake #hands so big they could hold two ankles at once #omg who said that #A SMILEY BOY #*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#....that was a tag i've already used?#i mean i believe it and it's totally true but im just wondering how much gin was involved

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ballpitwitch · 6 months

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KEANU REEVES as JOHNNY UTAH POINT BREAK 1991 - dir. Kathryn Bigelow

#F B I agent bf #Johnny Utah #Point Break #*shoving him in my purse*#ive got to go

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ballpitwitch · 6 months

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𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐑𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐍𝐉 - 𝟏𝟎/𝟎𝟖/𝟐𝟑

#*tucks hair behind his ear*#Keanu Reeves #*#kreevesedit #flashing gif #keanuedit #yeah my boyfriend's in a band #THE DAY AFTER I MET AND SAW HIM #keke babe do you not get dizzy doing all that head bobbing #h a n d s #MAJESTIC #hi i love an old man #a hair tie claw clip barrette butterfly clip one of those big ones that looks like a flower #*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#......it's been a long week......i apologize #people who don't like gray hair are weak #i will give you 43 cents and a cookie if you let me play with your hair #...that was already a tag #but the offer still stands #i'll even throw in a $2 bill i work at a bank i can get some #are backpacks you wear in the front a thing? because i would like to be one #v e i n s #can't believe he's really been here and hot my whole life #that is a long™ torso #more room to wrap around #hands so big they could hold two ankles at once #omg who said that

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ballpitwitch · 7 months

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𝐅𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘵𝘩. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘞𝘦’𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 #𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘙𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴. 👀 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 @𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘣𝘶𝘮 — 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸.

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ballpitwitch · 7 months

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This is my other blog. I'm a ghost. bye

What do you mean you were busy meeting Keanu Reeves?!?!?!?? We need details!!?!?!?!!!!

Me saying that like I was busy doing my taxes....I had VIP tickets to the Dogstar show in Pennsylvania last night! It was worth every second of the 3.5 hours of travel (one way) and the like 6+ hours I spent standing up. I'm old enough to have lived through the various paths the media and the general public have taken when it comes to Keanu. To stand directly in front of someone who has been so damn famous and hot your whole ass life and be met with the biggest warmest grin is just.....he is just every sweet, genuine, lovely, normal thing you've ever read about him. Also incredibly beautiful, probably actually legit a vampire, his voice is like burrowing into a quilt, and he held onto my hand and they're really soft sorry. Dogstar put on one HELL of a show, bravo gentlemen!!! I don't care that I had half a pretzel and 3 G&Ts for dinner at like 11pm last night and froze on my way back to my hotel, I'd do it again in an instant.

#this is what I was up to last night #still feels fake tbh

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ballpitwitch · 7 months

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