I need a bf who will trust me blindly so I can have him test traps in areas for me. step on every floor panel we must see if arrows will shoot out of the walls
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kyaaaaa~!! you pervert! *activates a laser grid that cuts you into a dozen bloody cubes*
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awesome ‼️
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can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things
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ocs. have you guys heard about this?
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me emitting a psychic blast killing everyone
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A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.
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Yeah yeah, “I want a vampire to bite me” this, “Vampires are so hot” that, but could you ever make the ultimate sacrifice for love? Could you give up garlic?
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15 psychological tortures that will "Wow!" him in the horror labyrinth 😍
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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room
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You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.
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I am both leon kennedy’s biggest fan and leon kennedy’s biggest hater
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no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many unsettling things to say.
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doctor prescribed me clicking on my own oc tag and scrolling through it while oohing and aahing
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