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the way pippin was crying over gandalfs death as if gandalf didn’t tell him to go kill himself not even 20 minutes prior. this shit had me crying.

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second age middle-earth tumblr simulator

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i miss beleriand fr

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do you kids even know about the pools of ivrin

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#used to make fun of people who said they feel old #joke on me ig

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You go to Eregion to marvel at the fruits of elven-craft. I got to Eregion to FUCK DWARVES. We are not the same

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#nsft mention #thirsty posting

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portrait of elros half-elven got me yearning for the fate of man in the club tonight...

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do you know he has a twin brother

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girl i'm not gonna lie to you the salt and pepper is literally 80% of the appeal

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anyone who says morgoth was the epitome of evil has never met a seagull

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stop reblogging this i cannot afford to go even a little viral right now

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Soo....

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#i swear to god everyone cares more about who my dad is than my ability to do my goddamn job #shut up!! shut up!! #sooo close to just fucking with people about this

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i could get that old man sopping wet and pregnant

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✨this post is about lord celebrimbor of eregion ✨

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#the silm

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This is how you make something pretty, let me know if you have any questions

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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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also this whole time i thought that gollum escaped from the mirkwood because he got broken out of a prison cell, but it turns out the elves had been taking him on hot girl walks? that is on them

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woe hobbit shitposts be upon ye

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any of you ever wonder what gollum would look like in a yaoi

#what is this from i gotta know whos responsible #lotr

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#WHAT IS THIS GAME HELP #gollum game #lotr

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#there's so many of these amd theyre all funny to me #lotr

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Big naturals of Barad-dûr

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I know that it was probably from a combo of the wizard roleplay blogs/pondering my orbs meme but why does Gandalf get the big naturals. Samwise was right there and he would fucking EAT

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You can make Aragorn go really fast using gif makers on the internet just so you know. You should try it out sometime!

#ZOOOOM #lotr

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Treebeards wife was fimbrethil. This comic is so fake

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'fuck it we ball' and 'this too shall pass' are literally equal and opposite forces

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SO a few years ago, long before Gandalf Big Naturals was even a thing, I saw this meme and it changed my brain chemistry. Since then I have googled it several times, but never been able to find a trace of it. Alas, it has come to this, and I have been forced to re-create it myself for your viewing pleasure.

#incredible #lotr

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legolas should've gotten injured during the battle of pelennor fields or the final battle of Mordor. I have a few reasons for this—none of which are for "angst potential" or whatever—but the main one is because this moron was given armor for helm's deep and then decided to completely ditch it right after

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dragon sickness

#ohhhh this is pretty #the hobbit