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Sorry we put your autistic boyfriend in the fandom and they completely infantilised him. Sorry yeah he's an innocent baby who's never even heard of a sex and doesn't know a single swearword now. Yeah they're treating him like the team kid and calling his friends his parents I'm so sorry about this. Yeah I know he's committed felonies in canon but it doesn't matter it's too late now I'm sorry

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snoopy of the day

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full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

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Me: so, I saw that you had posted that you were available... And, um... I wanted to know...

Would you be my valentine? 🥺👉👈

Advertising Agency Call Center Employee: Sir and/or Ma'am, that just meant the billboard was available, we are a company 😐👍

Me: Could you maybe... Ask the billboard to be my valentine then? 😏👉👉

AACCE: ...I'll get right on that 👈👈😏

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Playing around with expressions on my beloveds, Aaron and Steph. They’re madly in love and you cannot separate them without giving them both major anxiety. I was mostly listening to Zoozbuh’s cover of Kagerou Days and that’s pretty much the extent of my inspiration, like an AU of the “timeloop where your lover keeps dying and you keep trying to save them until you sacrifice yourself for them only for the timeloop to reset again and this time they’re trying to save you from dying every loop.” Maybe he’s trying to stop Stephen from stepping into a path of destruction, maybe it’s a different situation all together. Either way I love them so much

#ryan’s ramblings #my art #ryan’s doodles #art #my ocs #mine

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Someone on Reddit keeps getting recommended the Jane Austen subreddit despite knowing nothing about Jane Austen, so they posted an Ask Me Anything. Best response so far:

Sorry JA, no longer a truth universally acknowledged.

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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

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#giving it to Chandler and Monica but came close to Barney and Robin because I really liked their chemistry #but also I don’t watch many sitcoms 😅

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

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Hello, Mr. Gaiman. Fat chance you'll see this, but do you have any advice for aspiring trad authors? I wanna be peak successful. Really leave my mark on the writing community & the world. How would I go about doing that? Could you break it down in, say, ten steps? Or perhaps just share some words of wisdom?

1) write your own books. Don't try to be like anyone else.

2) Write your own books. When you finish writing a book, start the next one.

3) Write your own books. Don't worry about the rest of the writing community only about yourself and what you make

4) write your own books. It's not a competition.

5) write your own books. Say the things only you can say.

6) Write your own books. Don't get bogged down in the commercial success or failure of a book in the long term. All that matters is the artistic success or failure of what you made.

7) Write your own books all the way to the end. So many frustrated and failed writers don't get through step one, where they finish writing books people might want to read.

8) write your own books.

#it’s late now #but I keep thinking I should write more on my novel #it’s been so long I’ve been writing it. and this feels more and more like the universe asking me to finish what I started

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im sure ive said this before but speaking as a hairy guy who wears skirts more than pants. sometimes you guys put guys in maid dresses when they’re more of a tight blue jeans type femme.. putting fictional men in cute little outfits needs to be done with care.. feminize him but let his style peak thru.. they can’t all be catboys and submissive maids…

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EXTRAORDINARY ATTORNEY WOO (2022) dir. Yoo In Shik

#the bits I saw of this show it was very good #my mom was watching it so I only saw it in passing

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Human Gonzo, I love this artist freak sm