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another great ship dynamic is "characters who are deeply traumatized and haunted by nightmares are finally able to get a peaceful night of sleep in each other's arms"

#misc

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“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

#misc

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i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

#misc #fiction is fiction for a reason besties

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'Shipping is such an unnatural way of consuming media' When I was 5 yrs old before we had a home computer, I pretended my orange crayon and my pink crayon were married bc I liked how they looked together. Fucking relax.

#idk where this 'it's unnatural way to consume media' stance came from #when a lot of little kids play with dolls and make them couples... like that's... also a form of shipping? #it's natural to just... like playing pair up #and let's not even think about what this weird stance would imply about the whole existence of romance as a genre #apples and oranges perhaps but the lines get thin if you start nitpicking #also blue+green for the win btw #misc

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We lost the fucking plot when we started doing "pro vs anti" ship discourse i am SO serious when i say that its literally not that deep and treating it like it is will give you brain rot beyond your comprehension

#misc

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sometimes what you need to get out of a deep depression is to start shipping a fictional couple that encourages you to read fanfiction until 3 am.

#misc #i don't read but... yeah. shipping is a coping mechanism at this point :')

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you can always tell when a ship exists solely because they were the only two remaining characters left and the ship always sucks

#misc

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like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god

#lowkey ship aesthetic

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just found out about “star trek”. i think those kirk and spock guys are kind of homosexual. i wonder if anyone else has ever thought that

#misc

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You're beautiful.

#[my longest yeahhh boiiii ever] #Spirk

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1x08 || 3x13

#hannigram

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1x01 || 3x13

#hannigram

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Is Will Graham in love with Hannibal Lecter?

Yes.

#hannigram

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I'm posting old art even though I don't like it, bc I love this fandom and I don't want it to die²

#HankCon

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I HAD TO SHARE! I HAD TO SHARE!

The credits to this amazing artist!

https://twitter.com/lytsuei

#HankCon

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I HAD TO SHARE!

This is breathtaking!

Connor: I am willing to be anything you want me to be Hank: How about being my lover? 

The artist is https://twitter.com/lytsuei

#HankCon

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Hank: ...or things are gonna get nasty.

Connor, preconstructing possible scenarios:

#HankCon