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[beefyandrew]

Neil: *has a safe where he keeps all his important things*

Also Neil: *sleeps with Andrew’s armbands under his pillow*

#aftg #tfc textpost #andreil #neil josten

[beefyandrew]

I see your “Neil buys cheap clothes and wears them until they’re falling apart” and I raise you “one of the few items Neil absolutely refuses to be cheap about are his tennis shoes.”

#aftg #neil josten #tfc textpost #he for sure spent hrs doing research into what tennis shoes are best for his feet

[beefyandrew]

aaron: don’t kill people on accident

andrew: i’m not an idiot, i know how to do it on purpose

#aftg

[beefyandrew]

Dropping the latest Patreon Sketch-a-Wish for May! The opening scene for The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer, featuring Cinder, Kai, Iko (who is basically an EVE/Wall-E love-child), an unconscious Nainsi and a bunch of easter egg items, as requested in our poll. (can you point them out?)

This was definitely one where the background itself was its own character; There’s so much happening here and it’s very nuanced to the context of the scene. I think those who aren’t familiar with the book will have a hard time figuring out what’s happening here - but seriously, caption this artwork: “Doting dad drops off his two android kids at day camp where the youngest has already stolen the cyborg foot off of the caretaker.” … and it still works. 😂

In order to fish for Easter Egg items, I re-listed to the Lunar Chronicles for the first time since I first read them a few years back; they were my gateway series into the bookish community and I absolutely fell in love with it all over again! I have Gilded on my TBR shortlist, and just recently listed to Heartless last month. I’m definitely on a Meyer bender, with the fabulous Rebecca Soler (the narrator) to keep me company!

#THEYRE SO CUTE #the lunar chronicles #art

[beefyandrew]

"everyone is allowed to dislike things" WRONG no one is allowed to dislike jem carstairs

#jem carstairs #tid #shadowhunter chronicles

[beefyandrew]

Andrew: there are only three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Neil way.

Kevin: Isn’t that just the wrong way?

Andrew: yes, but it’s also faster.

#aftg

[beefyandrew]

Rereaddd doooddllllessss

#art #aftg

[beefyandrew]

it’s that one kiss meme with kandreil 

please do not use, edit or post my art to other sites

#kandreil #aftg #art

[beefyandrew]

ok i'm back from my disappearance. here's some more "aftg as shit my team has said" as an offering

neil: wow, aaron's actually kinda feisty.

andrew: sure, but not feisty enough to get out of a headlock.

aaron and andrew: *intense sibling rivalry stare*

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kevin: we are /not/ losing to that team. they're wearing /green/. if we lose to a team wearing green, i swear to god-

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dan: okay guys, big game today! Please show up with a good attitude even if you're on your period or can’t breathe!

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neil: yeah, they may think they're the shit, but look at the scoreboard. scoreboard doesn't lie, bitch!

kevin: ...neil...we're losing.

neil: well, yeah, but only by a little bit.

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neil: *getting a little too intense while watching the game from the bench*

wymack: neil, have you ever- this is a genuine question, coming from a place of genuine concern- have you ever considered just...trying to calm down? have you ever tried that? i really need you to calm the fuck down.

#aftg

[beefyandrew]

Andrew: I have a solution.

Nicky: Thank goodness.

Andrew: It involves murder, theft and arson, not necessarily in that order.

Neil: Sounds reasonable-

Kevin: Absolutely not.

#aftg

[beefyandrew]

i don’t sleep at night pt. 32

#aftg

[beefyandrew]

all this talk about andrew’s initial crush on kevin but you CANNOT tell me that kevin day’s competency kink doesn’t go fucking wild whenever andrew puts a bit of effort in. those two made their deal for the actual reasons but there’s no way “fuck, he’s hot” didn’t factor into it on either side

#aftg #kandreil #kandrew

[beefyandrew]

kandreil 2022 vibes

#aftg #art #kandreil

[beefyandrew]

[hands you these] part 72

#aftg #i’m crying skfjdls

[beefyandrew]

I absolutely love the hc that Andrew is obsessed with Neil and can’t believe he’s allowed to have him, while Neil is largely oblivious. So it’s like Neil bending down to kiss Andrew on the mouth and Andrew, vibrating with gay joy, looses all ability to form coherent thought, whereas Neil is like, hmm Andrew’s lips are so soft we should put eggs on the shopping list and maybe we could go to exites later

#aftg #andreil

[beefyandrew]

I'll always think about Andrew's state of mind when Neil broke into his room, by picking the frickin' lock, and yelled at Kevin in French

#give me these books in andrew’s pov i’m begging #aftg

[beefyandrew]

andrew: whenever neil gets mad at me, i tighten all the jar lids in our house so he’ll come to me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the distance*

andrew: it hasn’t worked yet, but i’m sure it will someday

#aftg #andreil