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beetlemug · 1 day
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The Cat has its Heart on the Outside
Available as a fanzine in Swedish with a translation note  here.
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beetlemug · 21 days
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happy
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beetlemug · 21 days
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when the man who extracted me from his own being in pursuit of science tells me i was a fruitless endeavor he should’ve never pursued
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beetlemug · 3 months
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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
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beetlemug · 4 months
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whoops i forgot my account information so i couldnt get into tumble for a bit LMAO oooo im back hi chat whatd i miss
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beetlemug · 6 months
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beetlemug · 7 months
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day 8: what a way to make a livin
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beetlemug · 7 months
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Day 7: erm kisses his cheek
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beetlemug · 7 months
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Happy birthday dipshit! You are legally an adult now! It's time to pay taxes pax taxes please pay the taxes pay the taxie waxes pay the tax PAY THE FUCKING TAXES PAY TNE TA
(jokes aside happy birthday :3)
So close! that’s tomorrow! (unless its the 7th in your timezone. But otherwise, not yet for me! try again in six hours 💛)
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beetlemug · 7 months
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Day six. get called out idiot
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beetlemug · 7 months
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day five. me watching true crime to learn how to get away with it
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beetlemug · 7 months
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im turnin off anonymous messages because some yall gettin too cocky. speak up and leave it with your name, silly
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beetlemug · 7 months
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day four ermmm yeah
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beetlemug · 7 months
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day 3 we sleeping
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beetlemug · 7 months
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Blah gays day 2
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beetlemug · 7 months
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DAILY DNB FOR INKTOBER WITH NO PROMPTS JUST ME HAVIN FUN, SECOND YEAR! DAY 1!
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beetlemug · 7 months
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Does your discord still exist?
Does it?
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