Private content tonight ❤️🫶
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To celebrate the Twitter exodus, please enjoy this lazily edited meme
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How does one manage to fuck up a paid feature on a social media app so badly that the TUMBLR staff are making fun of you by creating their own version of said feature for shits and giggles. How.
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this is like if you woke up one day and there was a horse in your kitchen and the horse had a bunch of paparazzi following it and now your house is surrounded by paparazzi and there’s a horse in your kitchen
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hello everyone returning from twitter.
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reminder to new users to change your icon so you don’t get blocked cause people think you are a bot
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The fact that some celebs are coming to tumblr now is so weird. It’s like they came into our bedroom and knocked everything over and are sleeping in our bed and they are refusing to leave. The next couple of weeks is just going to be infestation. 
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On the one hand, I live in dread of the Great Celebrity Migration from Twitter.
On the other hand, it would not surprise me in the least if Ryan Reynolds has been secretly on tumblr for years under a username like "readythebabycatapult" or "lickmyhlloween69" and is well acquainted with our ways and culture.
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KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY
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Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.
Achilles: *Loud gasp*
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what is a glasgow kiss even anyway ?
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I laughed way too hard at this
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I really can't get over Twitter people being like 'it's time to bring back tumblr' as if it were dead.
Like opening their long abandoned dumpster and finding a vast racoon society thriving.
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