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we should have gotten a scene of todo bending his powerful head over a desk and tutoring yuji. their calloused hands affectionately brushing over pencils, etc. in the process accidentally catching ryomen sukuna, greatest of demons, king on the blood throne, he-who-eats-his-enemies-hearts up to date on the last fun and funky 1000 years of japanese history.

#jujutsu kaisen #sukuna ryomen #todo drawing little diagrams for yuji about the economy of the 1500s and yuji is listening (he’s a good boy) #but sukuna is Locked In #surprisingly invested he does not care about these little ants political games but he loves 1. gossip and 2. slaughter #and history delivers #he was wondering why these little bitches weren’t in Kyoto anymore #plus it means Kenjaku won’t be able to pull as much condescending bs on him later #unfortunately todo’s teaching does assume knowledge of basic facts any teen would know #like who oda nobunaga is and what went down with the heike #so sukuna is getting the most fractured contextless discussions #like walking into a 400 level college class in a subject you don’t know #except the subject is History For Teenage Boys and you’re just a very dead demon #I think the punchline is that one day yuji is writing an essay on population shifts in the Tokugawa or whtv #and a voice just goes ‘8 BILLION?’ and he considers quitting school and becoming a monk #*sukuna voice* yes kenjaku I know about these Americans and their world wars. according to a high school textbook I read.

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btw all ur takes r like words that i’ve literally turned and told my friends in person so it’s such a delight to see that u also feel them i think we were siblings in the womb in another life

thank you! in another life we probably would have shared the amniotic fluid so fairly and kindly.

#i need to get back into jujuposting my ability to write disappeared at the start of the year

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maybe the real jjk was the fanarts we saved on our phone along the way

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everyone is going for gege’s pale and vulnerable throat. go speedread akira as a twelve year old in the shadowed corner of a tiny library and maybe you will calm down!

#one cannot look for illegal spoilers anymore without the same refrain #you’re telling me he’s killing everyone? absolutely unprecedented #a fucked up shonen has never done this in an effort to warp genre conventions #and make a statement about the ultimate futility of life before #I DO wish it was executed more gracefully #with uhh some more narrative symphonics #and there were more women for me to kiss #where is kirara is miss her #but ultimately the problem is that this man wants to destroy Tokyo not design 20-years-later babies #I’ll never stop a beset overworked artist from proxy raging through a major metropolis that represents the height of consumerism #why? because I believe in the working class

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Jujutsu Kaisen is about the universal experience of your cat (King of Curses Ryoumen Sukuna) rejecting the beautiful cat tree you carved yourself out of rare woods and upholstered with vintage fabrics (your beautiful baby boy who you did experiments on and gave birth to sans epidural) because he prefers playing with the box it came in (Fushiguro Megumi).

#jujutsu kaisen

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if I was trying to give Shoko a cathartic last minute battle scene, what I’d do is have her face down the last quivering vestige of Kenjaku, healer vs. the brain-meat coming to steal one of the corpses in her care. and I’d have her do it with fleshy pulsating tumor-based powers. just go full body horror for half a chapter and let Shoko pervert RCT into a combat ability. what is cancer if not growth gone unchecked? what’s a doctor if not death’s assistant?

#jujutsu kaisen spoilers #shoko ieiri

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🧿 don't be scared, he's a friendly man 🧿

#mmmhh

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list of Jujutsu Character Professions

Yuji: Guy who rescues hikers with broken legs off mountains

Nobara: Minor celebrity’s very mean PA

Fushiguro Megumi: Jaded male model

Maki: Stunt double

Mai: Prop weapon manager but for, like, very bad tv shows

Baby Kamo: Disowned trust fund baby with a pity job at a minor newspaper

Todo: Expert in historical texts from the late Heian with a focus on oral origins of the Heike Monogatari

Momo: Hotel receptionist and girl blogger of moderate clout

Miwa: Nine to five in local government handling, for example, the electrical grid

Yuta: Stay at home dad

Inumaki Toge: Medical scribe

Panda: Furry

Gojo: Optical physics professor whose TAs have to write all his lesson plans

Geto: Evil sociologist addicted to the bystander effect

Yuki: Morally ambiguous anthropologist

Shoko: Oncologist

Choso: Nurse and the best phlebotomist in the department, has to be kept from encountering his malicious non-binary parent in the hospital halls.

Yorozu: Eccentric fashion designer with a checkered legal history

Uro: Freelance graphic designer

Kashimo: Amateur wrestler (heel), never broke pro because he’s too unpredictable.

Hoshi Kirara: Stalling astrophysics PhD student

#jujutsu kaisen

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Depending on how thorough Maki's slasher movie moment was (she seemed mostly focused on combatants), it's actually pretty likely Toji's mother/Megumi's grandma is still alive. Food for thought.

#jujutsu kaisen #my kingdom for a story about the leftover zenin women and children post slaughter situation #megumi's grandma who a few hours ago was really looking forward to manipulating a teenager! #but she wins anyways because maki glances around the wreckage of their home and goes 'well i don't want to deal with this' #'someone triage this until fushiguro can formally tell you all to go to hell' #'i'm off to murder more of our relatives' #any number of in-laws and aunts with small children who are alternately plotting revenge #and trying to cozy up to anyone with power to protect them #the thirteen year old cousin who goes for her throat and gets thrown into a tree #with uh less gentleness than she could have used #naoya's jaded former animation student arranged marriage wife does try to seduce maki with her husband's blood still on her hands #it's been a very long day and her sister is dead

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uraume checking in why kenjaku's plan is taking so long

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sukuna & the act of consuming

Caroline Bynum, Holy Feast and Holy Fast / Erica Jong, Where It Begins / Mary Oliver, Hunter’s Moon—Eating the Bear / Bangambiki Habyarimana, Pearls Of Eternity / Kimberly McCraw, Why Cannibalism?

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Part 7 of jjk kitchen nightmares au.

For the record, Chef Sukuna pays Toji exclusively in meal tickets for the same shitty restaurant they're managing.

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happy tsumiki tsunday to all who celebrate!

#jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro tsumiki #sorry I’ve been out there are kittens in the house

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Imagine all the online gambling options Toji could have lost money to if he’d lived a little longer. 2018? He could have bought crypto.

#a universe where he gets properly resurrected and then instantly maxes out megumi’s credit card #Toji with the pachinko app on his cracked iPhone 5 who will break first #squinting at the screen while hakari explains modern bookie tech to him

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The boy you raised cannot swim; you’ve left him to drown.