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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

#end of the world #on hiatus #wedding rings #dude tf am i doing

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The Helaemonds/Helaegons need to calm down.

Don't get me wrong, it's always refreshing to see some people fill in the gaps of a basically untold relationship such as the one between the green kids in general, but this goes beyond basic obsessive shippy discourse. Leave this poor girl alone. Why's there an obsession with having her be romantically paired with her brothers, one worse than the other?

I understand the show has basically shown so little of her to the point where we didn’t even have a coronation for her on screen, so therefore you can self insert through her and have fun with headcanons regarding Aegon and Aemond. Really, I'm not faulting their girlies, you can be head over heels for whatever actor in character you want (unless you put them on pedestals and start acting like they did nothing wrong and pounce on whoever contests them, THEN we have a problem) but I assure you, Helaena would barely want anything to do with either of them.

Aegon is a sex pest turned sex offender, a drunkard and a neglectful father and husband at best. Her infamous toast in ep.8 has us believing that he cannot for the life of him interact with her unless he's horny drunk or that he forces himself on her at worst.* He was ready to leave them all in ep.9 before he was caught. Even the book is subtle about their relationship: all we know of them is that they sleep in shared chambers, that she was someone important and reliable in Aegon's council before B&C, and that he named her and Alicent the true Queens of his reign.

*(⚠️TW: PERSONAL OPINION⚠️ I'm not saying this last one isn't a possibility but it's sill outrageous for the way people speak about Helaena in defence of this "claim". No, she wouldn't joke about her own r*pe in front of the whole table full of people she doesn't know and right beside her abuser, and despite the hour-long metas I've read about how she's basically "too sheltered" to know what r*pe even means, I assure you she's a high-functioning autistic, not 5 years old. She can understand it perfectly.)

Helaemond is a pure show invention, I honestly wasn't expecting this many people to go up this kind of train. They barely interact, and most of the time it's Aemond saying he'd "perform his duty" should Helaena ever be wed to him, or that stare in ep.9 when he enters her chambers toiling after Alicent. It's, as always, the Aemond girlies who think poor Helaena would live her best life with Aemond, or that they are already romantically involved behind the scenes. The amount of "if one possesses a thing, the other will take it away" edits from people that are FULLY CONVINCED "the thing" is Helaena and that "the one" and "the other" are Aemond and Aegon respectively is honestly concerning.

Fics that are all about Aegon doing the worst and unspeakable things to her so "Aemond can come and save her" are y'all okay? Out of all people, HE has to save her?

Babes, I'm sorry to break your bubble, but this isn't Aegon IV/Naerys/Aemon on steroids. Aemond didn't give two shits about Helaena. No, he wasn't jealous when Jace came to ask her to dance, he just wanted to stir some shit. If we talk about the books, he didn't fucking hesitate to leave King's Landing, his sister, his mother and whatever he was doing for the Riverlands the second he heard that Daemon was there. And he brought the only means of defence they had with him. If he knew how important Vhagar was for the city's defence, he's evil, if he didn't realize it, he's dumb as fuck. Which one is it, Aemond girlies?

People beat each other to the curb about Jaehaerys, Jaehaera and Maelor's paternity like it's the Wars of The Roses. They put Helaena and Alys against the other like they have personal beef with one of them.

Stop mentioning this sweetheart only when it's about praising or hating one of her brothers. No, it's not the only option you have because she's underdeveloped as a character. There's actually another one.

LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE.

#oh god thank you you get it

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SCREAMING

#uh oh

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I love the Lannisters because unlike the Targaryens or Starks they’re completely human. They don’t have Dire Wolves or Dragons to protect them. They throw money at their problems and hope it works.

#money or wildfire molotov cocktails #somehow it works

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#cha cha cha by käärjiä #has been for a year #cha cha cha cha cha CHA

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at least once a day i think about victoire desgraves and about how she god’s perfect creation and the greatest person to ever have walked the earth and about how much i love her and about all the crimes i’d commit against letty and the nation of france to keep her safe from harm.

#victoire desgraves #i love her so much my heart explodes when i think about her

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why is the mayor such a freak?? hello?? did grandpa know about this?? if so he REALLY could’ve given a heads up or something

#anti mayor lewis #fuck do you want with my perfectly artisan truffle oil #this is like haley cucumber gate except infinitely worse #kill yourself lewis joba sees all

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Okay, this has been bothering me since my first playthrough of Stardew Valley. Lewis is a complete shitheel of a human being, which the player finds out over time spent exploring, fixing the community center, talking to the citizens, and doing side quests.

He embezzled tax money to make a solid gold statue of himself instead of fixing up the community center. He yells at Sam for daring to skateboard on the paved sidewalk. He doesn't like fish, so he always gives Willy the lowest score during the Fair. He is actively stringing along Marnie into having a secret affair instead of a relationship out in the open because he fears the town's reaction. Any time you put his dirty laundry on display (sometimes literally), he pays you off and tells you to mind your business. When the Luau is underway, he is snappish to you and the rest of the town, but is polite to the Governor, and if the soup isn't good enough, he will chastise the townsfolk, implying blame everywhere but to himself. He is a corrupt politician, point blank.

One of his dialog options is the following when you chat with him: "I've been Mayor of Pelican Town for over twenty years! No one ever runs against me when it's time for an election. I like to think that it means I'm doing my job well. I like being Mayor.”

There is no Election Day event in Stardew Valley.

I understand that this game has to have a certain amount of cozy small-town charm where little things change, but overall things stay the same. However, it would be great to have an Election Day in the vanilla version of the game so that we can have more development in that area, if for no other reason than to vote for somebody other than Lewis as a write-in, if it turns out that nobody runs against him...or to nominate myself once I have full hearts of everybody in town.

#anti mayor lewis

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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

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australians: gun control worked here

white american male: source???

australians: we are still alive

#when you say gun control works in germany you WILL get called a nazi #pronounced in the way aldo raine pronounces it #näazey #exactly like that

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jaimefailures and cringefail moments in agot ranked by how hilarious they are to me personally

honorable mention: getting captured by a ginger kid half his age who has never been to battle and grew a beard like last week

5. hitting on the mom of the boy lord who captured him right after he gets captured—in front of the boy and his bannermen

4. throwing bran from the tower (but not hard enough)

3. i know i talked about this in another post but losing his tilt against the hound so bad that his super cool customized golden helmet gets screwed on backwards so he has to be shuffled off at stage right while peasants laugh at him

2. matching outfits with cersei //context is that he’s just thrown bran from the tower, but matching outfits in their 30s is embarrassing enough

1. having his name tossed around for major government positions (warden of the east, hand of the king) but not getting them because everybody finds him annoying as hell

#oh jaime you wet cat

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#anti taylor swift #i’m serious about my cha cha cha agenda #finnish manwhores over t swizzle any day

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watching my surroundings listen to tortured poets department like i haven’t stopped listening to all music in favor of cha cha cha by käärjiä after the eurovision 2023 because i gotta respect a guy with that many ä’s in his name.

#i am german and i gotta support my fellow umlaut users #tortured poets department #taylor swift #cha cha cha #käärijä #eurovision #eurovision 2023 #i don’t speak finnish i just scream CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA and shut my mouth for the rest of the song

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i hope against all advice to the contrary grrm doubles down really hard on the fake history thing for f&b2 i hope that shit is borderline nonsensical. i want to have less idea of what happened after reading

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if i was a knight in medieval times i would be the guy who dies a gruesome probably accidental death that ruins the whole tourney for everyone

#me when i’m ser hugh of the vale

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barry, jorah, targ stans and illyrio when 300+ years of unchecked targaryen insanity amplified by habsburgian inbreeding make the traumatised teenage girl with three nukes and an army do some stuff:

#i‘m not tagging this man i choose life

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type of post that necessitates going into witness protection but i always interpreted ‘arya looks like lyanna’ more as ‘lyanna was a tomboyish little girl in life and misremembered as an idealised standard passive lovely maiden in death the perfect dead girl for men like robert to compare bitch wife cersei to’ and not ‘arya doesn’t know it but she’s actually a lovely northern rose and much prettier than sansa’

#gonna reblog this and then leave the country and begin a new life #see you guys in ecuador