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bixiaoshi · 20 minutes
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Job Title: ENTRY LEVEL TECHNICIAN FOR DUM-DUMS. JOB FOR STUPID FUCKING BITCHES
Requirements: Masters Degree in Engineering (PhD Preferred), TEM, SAED, FUCKYOURSELF and EDX, Flexible work hours, Type O- blood, Five Years Experience
Compensation: $15.00 an hour
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bixiaoshi · 49 minutes
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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
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bixiaoshi · 53 minutes
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reblog for sample size !!
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bixiaoshi · 1 hour
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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr
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bixiaoshi · 2 hours
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Thanks for the question, Anon! I had to combine the “10” with the “more than 10” because I ran out of space! Hope it works.
For me I have a lot of health issues and can’t work because of it, and family issues as well, but if it was a perfect world, I would choose two kids. That way they have each other.
-submit your poll!-
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bixiaoshi · 2 hours
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Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.
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renzo :-)
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bixiaoshi · 2 hours
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KIM DOKJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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tartaglia jumpscare lmao
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bixiaoshi · 3 hours
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bixiaoshi · 3 hours
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one of my most treasured hobbies is going to a beautiful beach finding a good spot to sit and then pulling out my phone to blog
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bixiaoshi · 3 hours
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A ghost 🩸
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bixiaoshi · 4 hours
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not “oh my god it’s just a tv show” as in you are not allowed to find genuine joy and form a true connection to fiction, but “oh my god it’s just a tv show” as in, if it legitimately stresses you out and impacts your mood when things don’t happen exactly the way you want them to, and it causes you to lash out at other - real - people, maybe you need to take a massive step back.
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bixiaoshi · 5 hours
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no it doesn’t bother me at all (eating my own heart out)
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bixiaoshi · 6 hours
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bixiaoshi · 6 hours
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My pretty ghost princess💕
#op
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bixiaoshi · 7 hours
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