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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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But they’re Taika’s eyes…

you know that thing in fics where someone's pupils are really dilated bc they're unbearably aroused--

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I shared 'boyfriends' here and now I will share 'Zaddy' as well for those of you who need it for....things.

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Sherlocks pointing at the queer show like “that’s what we could’ve been if the writers weren’t pussies”

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd fandom #bbc Sherlock #Sherlock Holmes #sad queer hours

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I know it’s not perfect, but I tried to create Stede and Ed in a Lego store. :)

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd fandom #taika waititi #ofmd s2 #rhys darby #stede bonnet #blackbeard ofmd #edward teach #lego characters

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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

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I can confirm this is true actually, like OFMD was such an amazing show and I was super obsessed with it, but that addiction to the ship didn’t last for very long after. Like yes, I love them but I’m not analysing them, because I don’t need to. They were canon.

This is controversial, but if Johnlock were a confirmed ship, we wouldn't be as obsessed with it as we are. It's the groveling, the anger, the unspoken words that keeps us coming back for more. It's the grief John felt after Sherlock died that makes us all weep and write fanfics to soothe our aching hearts. It's the unresolved romantic and sexual tension that drives us all crazy. It's the lack of a happy ending that keeps Johnlock alive.

Well played, Sir Arthur. Well played.

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happy tdov my loves. don't let anyone else define your transness for you.

help trans women evacuate gaza

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I don't know why Lucius became the Easter Bunny. You tell me.

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This Is Happening (2022)

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It’s something about this face too that absolutely kills me💔

just something about "you don't get to say that to me".

Not "you're lying" or "I don't believe you" but "I know it's true but you don't get to say that to me" because "I know you love me sure as the sun but you've not yet earned the right to tell me" and "you don't get to say that to me" because "I know you love me as pure as grief but we're not getting over this that easy" and "you don't get to say that to me" because "I know you love me sure as you know that I love you but I don't know if I'm ready to hear it yet" my god this fucking show

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Bro how didn’t I notice this😭😭

It was just pointed out to me that Stede doesn’t have sideburns in his pre-Revenge era, and I am SHOOK! He’s just a lil baby boy!

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This is as complete as it will get, for now, no Ed tattoos, we die like Ned Low!

More art inspired by this post, now in motion and more horny dialogue 👀

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Rhys is an absolute legend. Happy birthday to him!!

#Rhys Darby #happy birthday #Stede bonnet

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MARCH 21 | HAPPY BIRTHDAY RHYS DARBY

thank you for bringing so much joy, kindness and laughter to our lives 💖

video sources: cameo; Our Flag Means Death S2E6 + S2E8; I'm a Fighter Jet; Rhys Darby: Big in Japan E1; Relax, I'm from the Future (2023); Rhys at the Creative Arts Emmys Awards

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A guest at the Inn just trying to eat his breakfast, but the two innkeepers are bickering about fish, a seagull snuck in and is trying to steal a bowl from the table, and swears he could hear a faint whisper of someone saying twats every time the wind blows:

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I love being in the our flag fandom y’all are fucking insane and I am so here for it