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*what this means is up to you

#freya is like comedically gender conforming #she's like one set of false eyelashes away from being a cartoon Girl Cat

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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

#lobotomy corporation bitch

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Dude that is too much slop for him

#bird

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Winter break homework

English added by me :)

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happy birthday to this pussy popper of an album

#Spotify

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me when i give my manager the angry customer and i can go back to not doing my job

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i don't know guys i kinda like this one

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brutalist candy cane

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A bit less well known, the Brandt's Cormorant!

Perhaps a bit debatable to be put on this blog, the Brandt's Cormorant (Phalacrocorax penicillatus) is a seabird with shiny, weakly iridescent (perhaps even just glossy/shiny, but that's for you to decide and not why it's on here) feathers and a patch of blue, shiny skin (?) on its neck that's used to attract a mate. Also, its scientific name is from its quills that appear on its back during mating season. Its courting ritual is also kind of elaborate if not also kind of silly. It bends its neck backward, almost as if it does not have bones there and flares up its wings, exposing the blue patch. Look it up!

#excellent #bird

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TAEMIN 태민 'Guilty' MV

#invented pussy i think #shinee #taemin

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my goodness the little man has hat..... he is festive

MY GOODNESS the other little man has hat !!! he is festive !!

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Lobotomy corp employee file template for all your needs. Feel free to change or repurpose this however you see fit. 100% free to use credit not required but always appreciated, illustrator file is available at request for editing the template itself or to get a higher quality version since Tumblr is infamous for eating image quality.

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#swag. i was wondering if anything like this existed actually #pjm #lobcorp

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#every time a male idol cuts his hair a morty loses his wings. #shinee #onew

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i need to start tagging things. it's getting embarrassing

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#i'm so fucking boned

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moodboard for when its all just so funny

#walter

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aardvark pays off. - torbjörn lindholm.

#prev i found it as a link posted in 2020 in my friends dms. ancient prehistory #hall of fame