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Animal Crossing: New Horizons - Hybrid Guide

#acnh #new horizons #reblogging this so i dont lose it again lmao #i wamnt... pretty flowers....

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#me literally every morning this week #acnh

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I found objection.lol and I’m living

#too fucking funny to leave behind #I'm taking this with me

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He killed them

#yeah sounds about right

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#somebody come get herrrrr #shes dancin like a stripperrrr

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Brass nails and why I have them.

Ever since last night I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my brass fingernails. First of all. NO, they are not prosthesis. i have them for a specific reason.

Here’s what they look like:

another view 

HERE’s is the reason:

I bite my nails all the time. constantly, idly, without thinking.

If you’re like me, and love giving back scratches, then having no nails is a problem:

Here’s how chose to fix this problem:

Shoot bullet, collect casing.

cut bullet.

The bullets have a taper inside. we will want the broader side of the taper to be outward on our nails, and the thinner side against the rear of the nail so there is no jutting up of material when they are glued on. Here’s what that taper looks like, one cylinder is flipped over to show how thick it is at the base:

clip, bend, and trim into a nail shape:

sand for a fine (BUT NOT CUTTING SHARP) edge on the front and smooth edges.

Glue with Krazy glue, it’s the best.

it’ll dry quick. NOW TRY BACK SCRATCHES. LOOK AT THIS DIFFERENCE.

Amazing. the nails will stay on for about a week at a time before working themselves loose, when that happens just scrape the glue off and reapply.

Unless you happen to have reached into the closet and snagged it on your shelves and broke the nail off on your pinky cuz holy god that hurt. reapply anyways.

Also these work as screwdrivers, knives and various other multi-tools at the tip of your finger, so that’s pretty rad. I don’t know how odd i should feel about having done this, but i must say; it’s handy as hell and really fun to have nails again.

OH, also you can shine them with “brasso” or something but screw that, I’ve tried that and they get mirror bright and really annoyingly shiny. not my thing.

#fuck yes #i need to do this at some point #i was planning on making metal nails from straight sheet metal but lack of motivation really got me sometimes

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vt

I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink​ @gracefulvaudeville​

#saving for later #gonna make tiny worms for earrings and giant worms for funsies

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#haaahahaha #haaaaaa #oooow

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#warmin his feeties

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the suffering never ends

#oh god oh fuck this is good #ref

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#chungy bunny neck #he layin #they layins

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Follow us @anxietyproblem​

#mmm this hit too hard at not a great time #this is the worst callout ever ngl

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ok yall ive already answered this like 10 times and i keep getting anons about it so im gonna just make a post explaining this impeachment pls refer to this

DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY IMPEACHED BY THE UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES ON 2 ARTICLES. 

This does NOT mean he is no longer President. He is still the President. 

The next step is to refer the impeachment to the US Senate, who will have to vote by a 2/3 majority to convict Trump. The Senate is Republican-controlled, so it is very unlikely that he will be convicted. 

What does this mean? Trump is the 3rd ever President in US history to be impeached. No US President has ever been thrown out of office. It means he will not be kicked out of office, and will still be able to run in 2020. 

If he were convicted, it would mean Pence would become President. We do not want Pence to become President. When Democrats win in 2020 and Trump is no longer the President, he can still be investigated and arrested for the crimes he has committed. 

#thaaank you thank you thank you #i've had to explain this over and over but people are just going nuts about this #the liberal left is getting excited prematurely #the conservative right is getting pissed about this because they think we're removing him from office #really all we're doing is maintaining order and making sure we don't let our presidents violate the constitution and get away with it

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Bad Ideas for Minecraft Updates

wasps

mushrooms make you hallucinate sometimes but you can’t tell which ones

a biome that is just a parking lot

villagers can say fuck

scurvy

all blocks are infested

slime armor

ability to craft raw mutton block, raw beef block, raw pork block, and raw chicken block

climate change

in tundra biomes coal is obtainable by hanging a stocking by the fire and being naughty

asbestos

creepers explode into dozens of smaller creepers

some villagers are just a bunch of silverfish in a trenchcoat

dark forest 2: biome that is completely covered by a single thick dark oak tree truck

Long Cows

the wrath of a god that will not forgive you

weed

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Sometimes I still think about you and a few other people on what could've been for friends. I happened to find this blog on accident through someone else and saw while someone was being a dickhat to you? You seemed amused and to have fun, I'm glad you can be like that. c : You deserve to be happy and loved and I hope that wherever you are and no matter what happens? You are happy being you and only you for whatever you want to be. Take care. '3`

crIES, THANK U!!

honest to god, it was just really fucking funny

Man I can't believe mr dr anon diagnosed me with abandonment issues!! I had no idea they were a licensed psychologist!!! :OOO

kgNGMFMFM I honestly found it ridiculous how they tried to jab and poke at people for the attention and controversy right out of the blue and I basically broadcasted my account and opened up anons and told them to come at me.

And then they did, and then I picked up their message and bashed them over the head with it!

Straight up if you come mess with my friends I'm gonna find u! Lmao! Try me!

Anyways we're almost 100% sure on who did it because of his constant tendency to lie about shit and the fact that we caught him with something big! Aka, he had snuck back in with a fake account after being BANNED!

Yeah buddy you know who you are.

Anyways idk why it got this long but all in all yeah it was so fucking funny to get hate mail because I have never gotten that much attention ever!! thank u so much for the hate!! I love u toooooo!! 💕💕💕💕

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