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theyre so funky

#SEXY ASS ART #dead boy detectives #payneland #chedwin #edwin payne #charles rowland #the sandman

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I lose my mind over this at least once a month

#kindly ones arc please please please please please #did he know what he was doing here #boyd what do you know about souvenirs i am grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you #the sandman #the corinthian #boyd holbrook #dc comics #my posts

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CAN ANYONE FUCKING HEAR ME

netflix corinthian can pretend to be as classy as he wants I know he eats rats

#WARNER BROS IM ON MY KNEES AND I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE #I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF THE LEATHER JACKET IS FROM A SPIN-OFF HAND IT OVER #the corinthian #the sandman #dc comics

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I keep seeing people saying the corinthian and the cat king should meet and as much as I agree I think the more important topic of discussion is who tops

#write me your essays I wanna see this #the sandman #the corinthian #dead boy detectives #the cat king

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having the corinthian lay down on a chaise lounge and sitting across from him in an armchair with a notebook and pen. naming various surgeries and asking him to rate their eroticism on a scale of one to ten. scribbling unrelated doodles the entire time. stopping short when he answers “three” for “colonoscopy.” setting my pen down heavily. he gets nervous and asks if that was the wrong answer. no, i say. no, you’re finally perfect.

#the sandman #dream of the endless #the corinthian #interesting criteria????

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The Corinthian - art by Richard A. Kirk

#and I’d still smooch him #the sandman #the corinthian

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Seeing someone call the ship name for Charles and Edwin PAINLAND is making me insane.. PAINLAND??? I LOVE IT. WATCHING THEM WAS PAIN LAND /POS!!!! UGH

#PAINLAND IT IS #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin payne

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I think the cat king and the Corinthian should fuck

#the sandman #the corinthian #they can get it on. as a treat

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no you’re right I retract my previous statement

as much as I love the idea of baby corinthian with 3 pacifiers I regret to inform you that he popped out the morpheussy as a 30 something year old man. he had no childhood. he came out paying taxes.

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yeah

one thing I can say about the dead boy detectives panel (spoiler free) is that I was not expecting yuri on ice to canonically exist in the sandman universe but I’m here for it

#the sandman #the corinthian

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one thing I can say about the dead boy detectives panel (spoiler free) is that I was not expecting yuri on ice to canonically exist in the sandman universe but I’m here for it

#never read or watched it but I can get down with it #crazy #the sandman #dc comics #dead boy detectives

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as much as I love the idea of baby corinthian with 3 pacifiers I regret to inform you that he popped out the morpheussy as a 30 something year old man. he had no childhood. he came out paying taxes.

#the art of little toddler cori holding Dream’s hand n stuff of that sort is so close to my heart regardless #i wonder if he ever gets sad about not having a childhood #vital part of the human experience number 5 million that he can never have #the sandman #the corinthian #dc comics #my posts

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Hello Mister Gaiman!

I'm currently reading "Genderqueer" by Maia Kobabe for one of my university classes on Queer Embodiment, and found this little gem. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Morpheus helping out a questioning genderqueer person on their journey to self-discovery sounds about right!

It really does.

#I READ THIS BOOK FOR COLLEGE AND GOT SO EMOTIONAL AT THIS PART TBH #the sandman

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where’s the option for fishbowl

#i think we’ll figure sleep out on our own eventually #dream of the endless #the sandman

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netflix corinthian can pretend to be as classy as he wants I know he eats rats

#the sandman #the corinthian #dc comics #my posts

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deadass thought this said “if he can squirt, he can whistle” and was about to be like yeah but I’m not sure how the two are related

In the sandman, The Corinthian can eat things with his eyes, which means there’s a digestive system down there. We can also breathe through our mouths which means logically there’s also a respiratory system there too.

So in conclusion: it would be possible for Corinthian to whistle with his eyes.

#the sandman #the corinthian #dc comics

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i don’t know about the digestive and respiratory systems, his internal organs are a complete mystery tbh (for all we know it could be completely hollow in there). but I CAN bring forth that he does canonically breathe through his eyes:

so I 100% agree with the whistle theory. just might a bit hard since his eyes don’t have lips. i believe in him though. he can do it.

In the sandman, The Corinthian can eat things with his eyes, which means there’s a digestive system down there. We can also breathe through our mouths which means logically there’s also a respiratory system there too.

So in conclusion: it would be possible for Corinthian to whistle with his eyes.

#the sandman #the corinthian #dc comics