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We don't talk enough about how Laios spends the rest of his life post-canon wearing his own skin as a cape.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #laios touden

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RIP Laios Touden you would have loved the furry community

#dungeon meshi #laios Touden

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TODAY!!!!!

#Belphegor #pangur and grim #pangur-and-grim

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Unpopular opinion but I hope Sam doesn't come back and we just get to have Robbie for the rest of the campaign. I know it won't happen but that's what my heart desires.

#critical role #cr spoilers #if Sam comes back they'll make Robbie leave

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Okay, I need to answer three important points that I keep seeing:

1. Laios absolutely does have the Charisma to be a paladin. You don't have to be likeable to have charisma, you just have to have a force of personality and will. Laios is an effective leader and has a compelling personality. He just has terrible awful wisdom.

2. Laios is not a ranger. He doesn't actually know that much about how to live in and off the dungeon. Senshi is the ranger.

3. Laios is not a warlock either. The winged lion guides him, but it doesn't give him power directly. The mad sorcerer is a warlock, not Laios.

Everyone: Laios is a generic blond human fighter!

Laios: Learns healing magic, can sense the presence of undead when nobody else can, is constantly being contacted by a higher power.

Y'all, Laios isn't a generic fighter. He's a paladin.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #laios touden

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Inutade is so sweet I feel so bad for her I wanna take her shopping let her pick out some pretty clothes for herself get her an ice cream cone and let her loose in a build a bear

#dungeon meshi #inutade

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Just saw a post about a "Toshiro didn't resign" AU and I gotta say it's brilliant

#dungeon meshi

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Laios Touden would look at a monster and say "would" out loud except the "would" in this case is "would eat that"

#dungeon meshi #laios touden

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People who get mad at others for writing fics that include their triggers even when it's properly tagged need to take a hard look at Kabru

#dungeon meshi

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You are literally the bigot here

The darkly ironic thing is, saying that it's antisemitic to be pro-palestine is in and of itself antisemitic because you're assuming that all Jews have the exact same loyalties and political beliefs.

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Ryoko Kui should've given the Touden siblings matching feathers at the end.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

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The darkly ironic thing is, saying that it's antisemitic to be pro-palestine is in and of itself antisemitic because you're assuming that all Jews have the exact same loyalties and political beliefs.

#israel #palestine

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Everyone: Laios is a generic blond human fighter!

Laios: Learns healing magic, can sense the presence of undead when nobody else can, is constantly being contacted by a higher power.

Y'all, Laios isn't a generic fighter. He's a paladin.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #laios touden

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Pop-up blockers and adblockers are like condoms for media piracy

#media piracy

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A diplomat from a foreign nation comes to meet with the brand new king and finds him gnawing on a Kong

Laios isn't allowed to have chewelry anymore because he kept biting off chunks of it and swallowing them. Falin is on a constant quest to find an oral stim toy that this man can't bite through.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

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Do you think Laios' parents tried to visit him after he became king

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

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Laios isn't allowed to have chewelry anymore because he kept biting off chunks of it and swallowing them. Falin is on a constant quest to find an oral stim toy that this man can't bite through.

#dungeon meshi