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The main 6 ninja as The Office quotes:

Cole: If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.

Nya: I am one of the few people who looks hot while eating a cupcake.

Kai: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like, this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.

Zane: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Lloyd: Why don’t you grow something that everybody does like? *pause* You should grow candy.

Jay: Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

#ninjago #ninjago incorrect quotes #ninjago cole #ninjago jay #ninjago zane #ninjago funny #ninjago kai #ninjago nya #ninjago lloyd

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The ninja playing skribblio part 2:

*Dr Lampshade Floortile joins*

Jay: who the flipping flip is that??

Lloyd: your twin

*Zane is drawing*

The screen starts glitching then it downloads a pixelated hamburger

*Cole guesses the word*

*Nya guesses the word*

Kai: sandwitch

Dr lampshade floortile: hamborger

Jay: Zane you can’t use hacks on a children’s website!

Zane: Just guess the word so I can go back to beating you at chess.

*the word was sandwich*

Kai: I said that!

Nya: You spelled it wrong, stupid.

Lloyd: Yeah everyone knows that you can’t find witches at the beach.

#at this point I’m just making a story #skribbl.io #ninjago #ninjago lloyd #ninjago jay #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago funny

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Zane: Today, we’re going to cook minute rice.

Cole: Really? How long will that take?

#ninjago #ninjago incorrect quotes #ninjago cole #ninjago zane #the adventures of cole and Zane in the kitchen

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Jay: The Monastery is burning and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose?

Cole: That’s not fair, the cake doesn’t have legs.

#jay be zoomin #Ninjago #Ninjago Cole #ninjago jay #ninjago incorrect quotes

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Lloyd: I’ve never noticed this before, but you look capable of violence.

Wyldfyre: *picks up chair* I’ll show you who’s capable of violence!

#protect wyldfyre #ninjago #Ninjago Lloyd #ninjago wyldfyre #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago incorrect quotes

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AND I WAS RIGHT!!!

Lloyd picks his nose and that’s why he’s green. The booger ninja.

#and he eats them too? bruh please #I told y’all he was gross #Ninjago #Ninjago Lloyd #ninjago dragons rising

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Why do I feel like Jay would be wearing what Harry Styles wore at the Grammy’s? Actually I refuse to believe that Jay’s wardrobe isn’t normal in anyway, he would definitely wear like a giant cereal box and call it “fancy.”

#ninjago #give jay weird outfits #ninjago jay #ninjago united #he wears dresses probably #now i headcannon that he's a crossdresser

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Ask me questions

I just saw that I gained a bunch of new followers and thank you for that! If you have any questions about ninjago or whatever or if any charanons want to come out and play, just ask me! 

#frizzy speaks #ninjago #random activities

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Kai: Cole, go cook a couple of burgers for us.

Cole: But I just cleaned the grill!

Kai: Good, maybe they’ll taste better.

#kai with the roasts #ninjago #ninjago kai #ninjago cole #ninjago incorrect quotes #source: happy days

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I’m still sad that Jay NEVER apologized to Kai after kicking him in the beginning of Crystalized. Like dude...even kai said sorry to you for knocking over “nya” and it just makes jay seem like a real asshole. I do still love Jay though but there are a lot of other times too where he’s just a jerk to people. I can remember a couple instances in season 5 when he was mean to Zane....

#literally grieving as we speak #WE NEVER GOT ANY CLOSURE LIKE #JAY YOU FREAKING MONSTER /hj #is this why so many people hate jay lol #ninjago #ninjago season 16 #ninjago crystalized #ninjago jay

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“Ah, yes. The damsel in distress. You Ninja really are from another time.” -Harumi (to Lloyd, season 8)

“HOLY PIPES?!! THE ORGANS GOT ME!!” -Jay (season 5, idk) 

Reblog with two of your favorite Ninjago qoutes. One normal, and one crack

Transform? You've been doing it all your life, from a bratty child, to the destined Green Ninja, and now are great leader of the resistance -Mystaké (to Lloyd, season 9)

"You know the Munce Queen?" "Yeah, she's my sister. And she's not that ugly" -Kai (to the Geckles, season 13)

#jay is the definition of crack #ninjago

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Lloyd, Cole, and Jay are the grossest members of the team. Examples include:

-Cole burping loudly and not even apologizing, to some people this is normal but for me this is a HUGE ick and I find it disgusting. He also uses the pool as his own personal toilet.

-Lloyd farted in the hot tub, like it wasn’t even bubbling yet but he made his own bubbles and it’s also disgusting. He probably smells his own farts, I can’t

-Jay is the worst. He pisses himself who knows how many times and then leaves his DIRTY underwear wherever he goes. My question is...NYA WHY ARE YOU TOLERATING THIS. 

YET THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL ATTRACTIVE, FML AND MY HORMONAL FUELED BRAIN

also it’s been noted that Cole’s feet stink and Jay rarely brushes his teeth. (it was implied in season 3 so who knows if he does it everyday)

#ninjago #ninjago jay #ninjago cole #ninjago lloyd #ninjago crystalized

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(me) Back in 2016: Aw, I don’t hate any of the ninjago characters. I love everyone.

(me) Now: I HATE THE MECHANIC, CAN HE DIE ALREADY 

#SERIOUSLY THOUGH #he made me so mad in crystalized like- #HE WAS FINE UNTIL HE STARTED BEING SEXIST TO NYA #his character was always a little off but bro im pissed #ninjago #as a nya kin I do NOT approve #ninjago season 16

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i may have broke ur toilet but dont worry ill unbreak it *holds up a sword*

I- WHAAAT??! *grabs the sword* when did you get in my house?? Actually, stop breaking things! This is why no one likes you.

#But it's okay I still love you #I'm sure the rest of your team hates you #Ninjago #Teal ninja #get out of my house

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Who’s your favorite ninjago side character and why? Each from wildbrain and wilfilm if you’re conflicted

OOOOF, this is really tough. I know it may seem like I'm going to say dareth but I won't (even though I really like him). Clancee was a really good character, I miss him. BUT, I think I'll go with Clutch Powers. I have a tendency to like the most-hated characters. He's so annoying and stupid that I can't help but love to hate him.

#but him and that stupid teapot #BRUH I SWEAR #the thing with ninjago is that there are soooo many good side characters #it's so hard to choose favorites #even between wildbrain and wilfilm #ninjago #ninjago asks #frizzy speaks #ninjago clutch #cool anon

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sup i saw u asking 4 me wanna hang out and roast lloyd

WHAAAT??! Oh please like I love you...(sort of) but you seem like the type of guy to look up "Lloyd slander" on Tiktok. What is the matter with you? *sprays him with water* bad teal ninja!

#why is this my first ever ask #WHHYYY #ninjago #ninjago teal ninja #bruh isnt famous enough to be in the tags #what a shame

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The Ninja playing Skribbl.io

Jay is drawing now!

Cole: weed

*he colors the whole screen green*

Kai: jay wtf is this?

Cole: blue

Zane guesses the word!

Lloyd: He’s mocking me! 

Lloyd is voting to kick ‘Jay’ ( 3/6)

Jay: omggg maybe I can’t read

*he writes the word*

The word was jungle!

Jay: How do I draw a jungle?

Nya: You draw trees you stupid hot beta male.

#this literally just happened in a game that I was in #canon?? #ninjago #ninjago funny #ninjago lloyd #ninjago season 16 #ninjago jay