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@ayeana: let me just keep my mouth shut

#tweet #*throws shade bc yes*

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#whispers i finally know what i'm gonna do to ana but like i need someone's help so if you're interested just hmu ok bYE

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#ooc #my life has been messy lately I'm sorry

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Text ➡️ loml 😘💏❤️

Ethan: happy easter beautiful

Ethan: I have to host one for my second job, so you can come to that if you want?

Ana: woah where do you work now?

#t:ethan

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Text ➡️ bae

Ollie: did u just call me a bitch tf

Ollie: but that takes effort :-(

Ana: :*

Ana: the effort is worth it when you get at least ten dollars and a bunch of candy

#t:ollie #hI BBY #lol it's okay take however long you need lol

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Text ➡️ Brother 👫✊❤️

Blake: don't rob the children of their childhood happiness

Ana: embrace your youth while you have it young one

#t:blake

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Text ➡️ Hottie 😍

Caleb: ana go to church

Ana: I dID OK

#t:caleb

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Text ➡️ open

Ana: happy easter bitch

Ana: now let's go find a family doing an Easter egg hunt so I can get candy and money

#nsr:start

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Too bad you're not going to get anything.

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#c:jt #same idk why

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I'm not mean though! Your jokes are just terribly corny.

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Babe, I love you, really. You’re like beautiful and fuckin’ hot and shit but you’re mean. Just face the facts. Just smile a lil’ and stop being all grumpy gills and you’ll be set!

#c:candice #v true #but //that// is impossible

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I’ve handled it before, love.

#c:jt #aaaah i c i c #read more bc somewhat nsfw k #couldn't find a better gif bc i'm lame ok

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Mean? I'm not mean!

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Dude, just stop the fuckin’ mean girl shit for a second and laugh. Seriously, it’s like I can see the wrinkles forming form the strict bitch face. Lighten up!

#c:candice #nope no that's impossible

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Are you sure you can handle all of this?

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Hm, dunno. You should try.

#c:jt #yasssss #but what did i miss is he a changed man now?

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I'll just say it once again, just stop.

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Okay, okay. I got a better one! There’s three cats, alright? They’re doing a race. There’s an American cat named “one two three”, a German cat named “ein zwei drei” and a French cat named “un deuz trois”. Alright so like — they have to run across this lake, yeah? Well the American cat comes in first and the German cat manages to come in second, kay? Well, the French cat is absolutely no where to be found. Why? Because un deux trois quatre cinq!

#c:candice #omg this is gr9 ok #ily 2 tho bb

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Didn't think you actually would. That's much better than before, but I'm pretty sure out of the both of us, I win at dancing.

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#c:jt #it's okay i feel #sHE DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD ACTUALLY DO IT #i was expect like a shut up go away ana

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That's so fair. Now, c'mon pretty boy, dance for me.

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Aw, now that’s no fair. 

#c:jt #LMAO #YES SHE WANTS TO PLAY SHE ALWAYS WANTS TO PLAY WHEN DOESN'T SHE WANT TO PLAY

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...He's back in town?

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Okay, so tell me then: how do you feel about your dad being back in town?

#c:blake #reasons why i hate you