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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#1000 points psychic damage 😖

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Can you watch this freaking thing for me

#love watching this freaking thing 👁👁 #cats are everything perfect

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are you evil yet?

Nope!

#mood

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"why did you follow prev" because we're bound in blood for the next eight hundred years. next question

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The answer to your problems is self-discipline

#literally me

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Me in 2018: I can't thirst post that's embarrassing

Me now: I know he nuts loud and abundant

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#ON GOD THIS IS SO ACCURATE #feels like a scene that was cut from the game djfkgjsj #Portal

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they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

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#used to see Serena but now I'm seeing a lot more Sarina. never the actual spelling unless I'm explicitly asked for it

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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

#how can people be this stupid and not have died earlier by like..wandering into traffic or something #how do they find their way out of their house every morning??

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STRAY (2022)

#Stray

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

#for future reference #a FYI PSA

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ME

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#Stray