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read a fic once that had a disclaimer “this is meant to be a comedy unless your name is trafalgar law in which case it’s a horror/thriller” and I think abt that with all law g5 loof interactions

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the women

#hero everynian

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i watched My Neighbor Totoro for the first time, here's my chronological viewing experience:

woo-hoo! dusty old japanese house with japanese architectural details aplenty

these kids got some ENERGY my goodness

family dynamic's adorable. peak quality dad humor

kids: our house is haunted. parents: that's so cool!

hell yeah, wrinkled old lady rep. we need more friendly old women with potato faces and warts like storybook witches. the backbone of society, these ladies

Plot Summary: Small Child Bothers Local Wildlife

sacred tree sacred tree sacred tree

Introducing Totoro! nobody said this fucker's got TEETH???

Uh-Oh! Inadequate Parental Supervision Detected

(you misplaced your four year old! you're not supposed to do that)

4-year-old: i met a magic forest spirit. dad: oh shit fr?

4-year-old: *angrily hugs sister* missed u bitch

this small child has a smile like a toad. like a really really cute toad. like the cutest toad in all existence. i love her she's perfection please just let this child be happy

rice paddies are so pretty....so back breaking....rice is such a prissy crop

*my crush is stranded in a rainstorm* takethisumbrellait'syoursnowBYE *runs away in panic im so good at flirting*

Giant Chinchilla Learns To Hold Umbrella, Is Fucking Delighted By Experience

take this, it will help you on your quest! *hands u trail mix wrapped in a leaf*

LO-FI HIP HOP STUDY LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crouching down to peer at dirt--A++ top notch foundational childhood experience

mom has a big ass forehead

honey! the chinchillas are performing Rituals in the backyard again

help yeah let's jack and the bean stalk this shit

huh so we're all just climbing aboard the giant chinchilla's tiddies now ok

class trip!

the pure adrenaline of Vegetable Gardening

no! the small child is crying! she is bawling her eyes out. no no no. i can't cope with this. emotionally i cannot cope 🥺🥺🥺

i've only had Mei one hour but if anything happens to her i will raze this earth and everyone on it

please someone make this small child smile again

oh no the tall child is crying too

i can't take this. my heart can't take this.

i need a drink

small child running determined to deliver magic veggies to the hospital. this kid is my hero

she is also unsupervised. so, so unsupervised

babe you are FOUR

godDAMMIT ghibli, you cannot give me watercolor sunsets while a small child is missing. u are killing me. my heart is giving out. this is me, experiencing heart failure.

Totoro to the rescue!

no wait CATBUS to the rescue!

i admit i initially thought the cat was a creep. alice in wonderland prejudiced me. i have revised my notions of smiling cats

i've decided the cat is a metaphor for the magic of a robust public transport system

MEI'S OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and so is mom. she's a lovely lady im sorry for what i said about her forehead. it's a noble forehead.

happy ending YES bitch!!!!!!

ok. ok ok ok. that was magical.

(as a first-time adult viewer i was worried i wouldn't be able to Access the Magic. but i could and i did and it was incredible. that was culture. that was ART. joy distilled into animated form. holy rites of childhood. i understand now. how glorious, this world we grow out of. how full of marvels. i'm going outside to smell grass and sun and get dirt under my fingernails. miraculous.)

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my favorite piece of lore abt myself is that when i was born i didnt have a nationality so the country i was staying at begrudgingly gave me their nationality ONLY for my parents to inmediatly leave and get me another nationality back in their home country so i had fooled both goverments at 0 years old

#i wish i could write college essays in my home country cause this is a banger #yale would want me so bad

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You can switch the roles around and it'll still fit

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I LUV HER!!!

#MI HIJAAAA #my little pony #mlp #twilight sparkle #lesbian icon idc

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she's explaining why 3 plus 3 isn't 33

#yes it is you idiot #3+3=33 #mlp fanart #:3

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٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶ (Why all chirisu shippers are considering this as a comfort ship..)

Nvm i adores them

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YOUR COLORS | Kaga Kusha x Geiju Tsuka

#IMPORTANT #not even kidding-this fanart is the reason i joined tumblr #geishu x kaga just rotted in my brain and i searched across all the web for crumbs of them #theres not a single media piece of them together i havent seen #i <3 u geishu my first ever blorbo #also holy shit first time i saw this i almost cried #beautiful art op!

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also clockers family real cause scar pushing bdubs to his death and laughing while bdubs tries to murder him is just an average sibling interaction

im watching scars secret life 6e.... the potential of tcd!scar with scar pushing bdubs into the zombie spawner do you see it

"i think you could (asked if he could mine anything while in a wave of zombies)"

"how did you loose so many hearts? (after literally trowing him into a pit full of zombies) i dont get it"

literally like wdym you died to zombies?? sounds like skill issue i fought worse and turned out fine

#also #traumatizing your brother cause you went trough the same. family coded #tcd scar #secret life scar #secret life #clockers

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everyone is starving except bdubs who got food poisoning from eating a live deer

i put the divorced family of limited life in a apocalypse game lets see how it goes

#etho did the same so like father like son ig?

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i put the divorced family of limited life in a apocalypse game lets see how it goes

#limited life #i say etho dies first

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Hope it's readable!! it's not the usual type of comics I make so pls tell me what you think, do you like this au? is it stupid? do you want to see more? feedback is very appreciated :D /nf also yes - Grian is a villain/vigilante Mumbo - just a regular human (although he was adopted by the number 3 hero Docm77 and number 2 hero The Void when he was 9 (they're co-parenting) and Scar is number 1 hero at the moment

#guys pls invite him :( #love everything abt this

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i know the PERFECT song for a scar goodtimes animatic but its in spanish and it doesnt make a lot of sense translated

#real lo malo de ser bueno hours #i have it all planned in my head i swear #but also i have to get it out of my head onto real life. a lot of work

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Family Portrait 📸

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I miss making pixel art