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Useless things I want in the next Rune Factory game that would add nothing to gameplay and would absolutely increase the amount of work to create the game:

° I want the option to turn on and off my fireplace so I can pretend it's cold in winter (or throw a log in to light it, like HM more friends of mineral town)

° I don't need a cutscene for when I'm going to sleep, but if you are going to give me one, at least make me sleep under the blankets

° i want to be able to move the beds

° pls make the fodder bins part of the barns

° I wish the clothes you wear would change the sprites during the conversations (it's that way for pyjamas and swimsuit, but i wish it extended to other outfits. Not the DLC ones or the things you craft, just the outfits you buy)

° Make everything stackable

Please note that I have raccoon hands and a raccoon brain and i would be unable to create any game. Im just bitching into the void because my real life friends are tired to hear me ramble about rf5

#rune factory #rune factory 5 #rf5 #ramblings #feel free to add to the list

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Same-sex couples having kids in RF5 :

#rune factory #rf5 ares #rune factory 5 #rf5 #rf5 alice

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During the super serious marriage event **Spoilers ? Maybe?**

Ryker: This is our final cat and mouse game. Pursue me and try to catch me. If I win, I will fuck off into the sunset and you will never see me again. But if you touch me, you win, and I'll do whatever you want me to. Lay a finger on me and I'll be at your mercy. Press your skin against mine and anything your heart desire, I will do. Cuff me up and punish me with the full force of justice.

Ares: I'm getting mixed signals here

#rf5 #rune factory 5 #rune factory #rune factory ares #rune factory ryker #rf5 ryker #rf5 ares #rf5 spoilers #I might have taken some creative liberties with this one #I love the idea of him trying to sound badass and it just ends up sounding horny #And Ares being like...'So are we roleplaying or...?' #in my head Ryker and Ludmila are besties and influence each other so this makes sense

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It's been like a year and a half since this game came out and I still think about Ryker's silly wrist ribbons. BOY YOU ARE A CARPENTER. He is a walking safety hazard. I dunno what Palmo is doing letting him wear that to work.

#and this man has the audacity to complain about the sun #like hes not doing the most to show skin

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Palmo: Dear Ares, I must congratulate you on your recent engagement to Ryker! Are you here to discuss the wedding arrangemen-

Ares:*Slams bags of money on the counter* I need you to soundproof the silo like your life depends on it

#rf5 ares #rune factory 5 #rune factory #rune factory ares #honestly my first thought when i heard about mariage #you cant even call this a second floor #the whole thing is open #How well do elf hear? #how well do dragons hear? #This is just negligence at this point #Like i have five farm dragons just let me build a house #if Livia and Scarlet were disgusted by Ares and Ryker's romantic conversations wait until they hear them bone

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Ares: I was pretty happy when you said you wanted to design and build the twin's cribs, but why is there only one ?

Ryker: Hehe... It's a surprise ;) Look closer...

Ares:...

Ares: Ryker ? Why is there a secret compartment in our baby's crib?

Ryker: So we can put the other one-

Ares: Absolutely not.

Ryker : But babe, look, it spins so we can rotate them-

Ares: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

#rf5 #rf5 ryker #rf5 ares #rune factory 5 #rune factory #ryker #ares #im joking tho #this man has so much trauma #he would die before he puts his kid in a closed compartment #my head canon is that he puts secret compartments in all his designs tho #and he doesnt tell the customers

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Ryker, hero-squatting on a tree branch in the great plaza : "The night is here, enveloping me in her sweet embrace, the moon is my mistress, the stars are my allies. Together entertwined by the cloak of the shadows of my dark heart-"

Ares, standing there: "what a fucking dork."

Ares:...

Ares:...

Ares: *Slowly pulls out an engagement ring*

#rf5 #rf5 ares #rf5 ryker #rune factory #rune factory 5 #honestly those are my thoughts while playing #ryker is an absolute dork tbh #id bet anything he once tried to be batman and pose on top of the great tree and he just ended up getting tangled cause of his ribbon #hanging there like an edgy christmas ham

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There are two Teams settings inside you

#shitpost #there are two wolves inside me

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Good Omens Season 2 will be here before we know it, and I just want to say now... I am going to enjoy it, and it will not be what I expected. We have waited, we shall see, and it will be different from what we have imagined, in one way or another.

Maybe Aziraphale and Crowley will hold hands, maybe they won't.

Maybe Maggie and Nina will be an enemies-to-lovers coffeeshop AU lesbians, maybe they won't.

Maybe we'll get to see Jon Hamm's bum, maybe we won't.

But I trust Neil Gaiman's storytelling gift, and I trust his care for this story and for Sir Terry Pratchett's legacy. I think probably this season will challenge our preconceived notions in some way, because isn't that what Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett always do?

I might be disappointed by this season. Sometimes sequels disappoint. I might be delighted and amazed. Sometimes sequels outdo the first chapter.

I just hope that, if I am disappointed, I don't let that disappointment tarnish the love I have for the book and for sesson 1. I don't think it will. I have gained so much from this story, in its paper and screen iterations, and I've gained so much from being part of this fandom, from reading the incredibly crafted fanfics, from enjoying the extraordinary art, and reading the determined and passionate metas.

A disappointing season 2 should be a wistful smile, not a dumpster fire.

Even though Neil Gaiman has said this season will be gentle and romantic, he hasn't made any promises about who will be involved in the romance, and I hope that we as a fandom can remember that and go gently, with open minds and open hearts. I hope I can remember to go with an open heart, along with all the excitement and the thrill of anticipation of a new season.

Love love love ❤️

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Good Omens really has rotten my brain because i stumbled across this phone case and my first thought was 'ah, yes, the husbands'.

#good omens #that's what you get for switching between ao3 and online shopping at 3am #i can't be the only one #innefable husbands

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I need like two dozen of those, but instead of a night light its a wall light and i can stick them all over my walls, at different heights and cover the base with moss.

Mushroom Night Light (Source)

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💕 Good Care 🐕‍🦺 

 For the Doggomens event! 

Meet Rex, Crowley’s service dog! A gentle doberman lady who will help with the several trauma reactions Crowley deals with from the events of the notapocalypse. 

Afficher davantage

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mush

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