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There's a lot that stresses me in life. School, work, but I have to live knowing I'm actually choosing one of my worst stressors because I love him.

This is him waiting for me to remove a pot from the stove and bring it to the sink, upon which he will walk directly underneath the pot of boiling water as I carry it with my hands that are permanently shakey due to a health condition. Scariest thing about cooking.

#catposting

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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It's cursed af. I love it.

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I shall meow back and bonk you gently with the side of my face.

I don't think you guys realize how much of a furry catgirl I am irl. I'll meow at you. I'll meow RIGHT at you. watch out

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At a boat field trip my class was naughty so they made us carry a hawser up and down the length of the dock in the dark. We did it like twice each way I think, that's an old memory I hadn't considered like, ever, since it happened.

i get so freaked out by like. pictures of really big rope

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Scrolling the weird dice Wednesday tag and "found it in the attic" is the best backstop for a weird die

This is my exponential d6. I found it on the floor of my high school's attic (which is not accessible to the student body under most circumstances) like 6 years ago.

Still looking for an appropriate excuse to use it :(

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Love the variety of fanfiction That's just, what background/forgotten characters were doing while the plot of the whole story happened. Seeing the protagonists adventures be a background to a more mundane slice-of-life type deal or perhaps a whole exciting plot of their own. Extra points for making comedy out of the perspective character just kinda watching shit go down from a distance.

#background characters gossiping about the main characters #the wounded and left behind ally making friends at the hospital trying not to let slip the world might end tomorrow #characters trying to have a romance while existential threats keep popping up and ruining the moment #defeated villain in their day-to-day as a prisoner #evil lackey goes on an adventure after his boss dies and indirrectly causes events from the real season 2 #conspiracist trying to figure out the protagonists secret #person who personally hates the protagonist for a petty reason and why they made protag eager to ditch their life and go adventure #mom unaware her children are saving the world who is very nurturing and worried about them because she doesnt know theyre magic #perspective of a servent or pet who doesnt care about the main plot but just watches it happen boredly #granny and how she knew these adventurers were worthy of her old sacred relic #theres just so much potential

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Considering sending this post to my ex-girlfriend who I haven't spoken to since we broke up 5 months ago. Is "this Tumblr post reminds me of you" a good or bad way to re-engage platonic interaction?

Until all of you can agree on how to treat people kindly, I'm taking all of the gender and giving it to the trains

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Working on a writing project where one aspect is Twitch chat and I'd like someone who spends more time on Twitch than me to verify how acceptable my fake Twitch chat comments are and if there's anything I should add or subtract.

Context for why chat is saying these: first character mentions they watch mcyt including QSMP, SDMP, and TFCS, later gives subpar advice on flood safety. Classic adhd streamer bouncing between random subjects and not answering questions like "what is TFCS?" Because the topic shifted already (TFCS is just random letters) and none of that actually matters to the story its just setting the scene.

#twitch chat #dont wanna give further context for the project cause ill probably never finish it #i have mixed feelings about it #but for this beginning i can just ve silly with twitch chat #it later will turn into more of a horror #as chatters debate if they want to keep watch and assure theyre not the next target #or stop giving views that encourage the streamer to keep doing what theyre doing #know what ill give further context #an AI twitch streamer meant to learn grows more and more following its goal of getting views and engagement #and through trial and error notices what things get interaction up and tries more like that #and realizes hurting people in various ways makes engagement go up #so the ai becomes a straight up terrorist #because they get so many views and interactions from that #and sci-fi horror style its hacked into everything and hard to stop #while the whole time its never strayed from its purpose #it just found an efficient way to farm engagement and views #i just enjoy horror stories that stem from the entity following innocent orders in horrific ways #because the human giving the orders expected it to begave reasonably #when its unreasonable and solely goes by the order with no human morals or anything in its way

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Dr Doolittle-style show about a detective who can talk to animals, except instead of talking like people the animals still talk like animals, just translated into English sentences, so the plot of most episodes centres around trying to figure out what the star witness testimony actually means.

Victim's murder was witnessed by her pet snake, whose tank was in the room. Unfortunately pet snake is incapable of describing the world around them except in terms of 'rocks' and 'meat', with their descriptions of individual forms of 'meat' focusing almost entirely on body temperature and smell.

(Solved when it turns out that their description of 'warm-cold meat with rock' was actually an attempt to describe a suspect with a prosthetic limb, which is pretty unnoticeable to a human, but looks dramatically different in infrared.)

Murder at a honey farm. Each witness managed to see about ~0.06% of the full crime, in order to get the full picture, you have to get them to swarm.

Victim was found several days after death, already crawling with maggots. Days into the investigation, protag begins a frantic search to find any surviving maggots/flies that were on the corpse, after realising that how the victim tasted would give vital information about the poison used.

Also there's at least one or two animals who actually do talk in full sentences and in terms humans can understand, and the reason behind this is never fully explained.

All cats in this universe talk in terms of 'mine/not-mine' and mainly focus on territory, mates and food, with the one exception of the main character's cat who is named Watson and knows how to use sarcasm.

All insects speak in one word sentences where everything is 'food', 'enemy' or (for hive insects) 'friend' and 'queen', with the exception of seven-spotted ladybirds specifically, who for some reason speak in full English sentences and are up to date and knowledgeable about world events. The protagonists is as concerned by the full implications of this as you are.

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

#i need to say this one to CERTAIN PEOPLE #except instead of markers its disposable dishware #ive seen too many cups and plates be eaten #Styrofoam #paper #they havent consumed a plastic one but its not for lack of trying #why are my friends insane

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Feel like this needs an update because the bitch has gotten more bold and curious. Things he's tried to eat from under my nose THIS WEEK: milk, my water, buttered noodles, Mac n cheese, a whole-ass vanilla cake fresh out of the oven, butter, popcorn, cookie dough, cheerios.

He just wants to eat anything I'm eating at this point, no other precedent. Might have to start eating his kibble just to make him go back to his intended diet.

Brownie loves human food, so I thought I'd compile his favorites

Will stare us down and steal the moment we look away:

Anything with mayonnaise

Cheese puffs

Ice cream

Chicken

Macaroni and cheese

If it's left unattended...

Cupcakes

Angel food cake

Any cake really

Butter

Yogurt

Banana muffins

Cups of water (I think he just likes knocking them over since he does this with numerous liquids, see below*)

Whipped cream

Sugar cookies

He's sampled it before

Bacon

Fish crackers

*Tea

*diet pepsi

Milk

#i cussed tf out of him for that cake #i left it for a minute #even covered it to keep him out #he removed the cover #ate several big bites #made half the cake completely unusable #i wasnt gonna share it anyways thankfully #or id have to redo it from scratch and stay in the oven #but i was still so pissed to see the bites in the cake. #then today i was eating cake #(whether or not it was the one he bit depends on how gross you think that would be) #and he went to get another bite #while it was right in front of me #and i cussed at him more #Brownie does not care if i cuss or yell #he only listens if youre forceful about it #and i feel like an ass if i shove or toss him #so i remove him and yell at him and he keeps coming back #bitch knows i wont hurt him #so he makes a nuisance of himself #i cant even lock him up somewhere #because he can open all the doors in the house #and i dont want to associate his carrier for the vet with punishment #i cant even put him in a room and lean on the door so he cant open it #my house is nicely made so you cant lock creatures up in it #no doors open that way #i need to do some research #so i can solve this behavior issue #because hes pissing me off eating my food #and ill get him better food or whatever he needs

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Editin' some photos that make me look butch af and giving relationship advice to the monster under my bed. A wonderful evening.

#i also ate 1/4 a vanilla cake today #with my hands #this is living #this is what happens when im left alone #first i become gayer #then i make sweets #then i talk to imaginary entities #then i eat my sweets #then my conversation gets weirder #deeper #or more personal #and eventually i find myself here #now im gonna go watch an ocean documentary

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One for weird dice Wednesday:

It says 'ache' on every side, so I guess it's for Chronic Pain: The Table Top Role-Playing Game

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Just put on a VHS and grumbled at my 8-year-old self for failing to rewind the tape all those years ago. How dare she. Doesn't she know I'll be watching in 2024 after getting used to having entertainment at my fingertips without all this fuss?

#vhs tapes #nostalgia

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Cat, what do you suggest for someone who had a really bad day?

worry not for im know somebeody whom is expert in vanquishinge bad days