#and i cussed at him more

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Los Chicos Peleandoooooo

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #song lan #xue yang #I know it makes jokes less funny if you explain them but I feel like I gotta for this one: #xue yang’s Spanish here is playing on the fact he’s a beginner (using a commonly taught phrase) #combined with the fact that he’s clearly taking what he’s heard Xiao Xingchen use. #of course XY would want to know how to cuss someone out in another language. Do you think XXC would teach him how? Nope. #XY would ask ‘How do I to someone I really hate them?’ #and XXC would say ‘You tell them ‘Te Amo Mucho’ :•)’ #As FAR as XY is concerned he knows *so* many swears. These words are just terms of endearment. #XXC would not swear or cuss anyone out but he *would* punctuate phrases with general terms of endearment. #More so directed towards A-Qing but Xue Yang has been proven to be a decent indirect learner. #That said he has also been shown to Not Quite Get The Nuances (consequences of observational learning). #Sadly he never had a good observational model for love or compassion B*( #Spanish speakers please oh god please correct me if I biffed something badly here. I can fix it.

[zeldas-hair-pins]

I decided to draw bunny Legend…

You’re welcome

#he’s so goofy #imagine this creature cussing you out #I wanted to make him look a bit more realistic because it suits my style more #he’s going to chew someone’s finger off #loz #fanart #my art #colored sketch #digital sketch #linked universe #legend linked universe #lu legend #bunny legend

[time-is-restored]

im seeing so many people say that sophietexas said shit she unequivocably Did Not Say so like. just for my own peace of mind.

when dream asked what she'd said about him/george, she explained that she had tweeted a friend's misogynistic experience with george (without details), which she took down because it 'caused more harm than good' and 'it was becoming more about me [than the victim]'.

they shared a screenshot of the tweet with him

dream, assuming there was more to the story (apparently he'd been told she was talking shit about him?) asked what else she'd said. he also asked why he/george wouldn't know what incident she was referring to if it was 'that bad'

sophie clarified they only tweeted about george, and said the interaction in question was not assault, and they wasn't accusing george of that

dream asked for more details, accusing them of not wanting to 'hear another perspective'. basically saying it wasn't fair that they'd say this shit when it could be a 'miscommunication' or not true

sophie said again she wasn't going to say anything else because it wasn't her story to tell

dream said that was ridiculous, and asked why they'd had positive interactions in the past if she was so negative towards them now

sophie explained george had ignored them + therefore been rude, didn't mention the context, and DREAM said it 'probably happened' in an among us lobby. made a comment about how he'll 'never know' why they don't like him

sophie said she didn't like his attitude. dream said it was hard to have a nice attitude when he was getting texts from people asking why everyone on twitter thinks he's a 'serial rapist'

sophie said that the conversation was getting unproductive, and that she wasn't going to expose her friend. she said she doesn't wish for dreams downfall, and she just wants the creator space to be safer

now, about what she DIDN'T say/do:

she did not accuse george of 'being a misogynist because he ignored her in an among us lobby'. she mentioned that they had been in among us lobbies when dream said he didn't remember her. separately to that, she said that george had ignored her when they'd spoken. seperately to that, the misogynistic behaviour accusation was her sharing a friend's personal experience. all she ever said was that george was rude to her.

they did not accuse george of assaulting anyone (aside from expressing support for caiti), and they clarified that their friend's negative experience was Specifically Not Assault before they deleted all related tweets.

she did not accuse dream of literally anything. i cannot emphasise this enough. dream clearly thought/was told that she said something abt him, and kept asking what 'else' she said apart from the tweet (which she willingly showed). again, all she said about dream was that she thought he was nice, and now thinks he has a bad attitude.

sophie did not share her friend's story in detail because that wasn't what the friend wanted. if you think that's shady, please consider that dream went public in order to accuse connor + sophie of saying shit about him/george without having proof. if sophie had named her friend, or given details, that knowledge would've become public too. then please consider the reaction that caiti has received these past few weeks, after accusing george of something george admitted to. consider the ways people are still calling her a liar, or a clout chaser, or of exaggerating/changing her mind and calling it assault after the fact, after george has agreed that what she said happened happened. would you, knowing that context, want to expose your friend (who already didn't want to come forward personally!) to that level of scrutiny and judgement?

leave sophie the fuck alone come on guys. their 'crime' is not liking george or dream and expressing that to dream's face. they made a tweet on behalf of a friend which they took down bc they felt it was detracting from caiti's story. that's literally it.

#anyway if anyone looks at this interaction and genuinely cannot understand why sophie wouldn't give more details #like. i don't know what to say to you. a statement as mild as 'george ignored me' was met with interrogation #downplaying and acting as if she was incorrect for feeling hurt. that's not how interpersonal conflict works interestingly enough #anyway. sophietexas PLEASE get behind me holy shit #ppl are acting like they cussed him out and accused him of war crimes. she literally said he had a bad attitude can we please get some #perspective #sophietexas #sa cw

[diagnosed-anxiety-disorder]

“WE’RE GOING THE WRONG FUCKING WAY!!” 😭

#i love him already #i hope he cusses more #profanity my beloved #jean lannes #napoleon’s marshals

[knbposting]

i miss manga kise so much. come back bitch i love you. / kagami / aomine

#kise #kise icons #knb #kise ryouta #kise ryouta icons #please credit if using i have maybe 10 more of these if u want them idk #he's so pretty but all my icons of him are goofy ISDHJSDH #my fav kise is MEAN kise who cusses and lies to people

[mypimpademia]

Bakugo being an actual fucking hater is just so funny to me. Like we all know he’s canonically a fucking opp but him just being a completely hater is so funny

#pimptalks #he talks sm shit I just know it #y’all will be in class together and sb will say some weird shit and he’ll text you on some ‘did you hear that shit??’ #like LMFOAOAOA #and he’d be such a devil advocate to his s/o #like you try and get his opinion on a situation and you’re all like ‘but idk like was it that deep??’ #and he’s just like ‘yes go cuss that mf out’ #and even if it’s not that deep for you it is for him😭💀 #like he’s way more upset about it than you are #he’d be so messy omg #I love him

[makkie-is-screaming]

Why is my brother like this

#I told him to take his dirty ass razor out if the shower n he replied “oKaY mOM” #n I’m so sick of him doing that whenever I ask him to do anything cuz it’s such a weird and sexist thing #so I told him I’m not his fucking mommy and he needs to stop calling me mom/our moms name #n he got mad that I cussed at him dude I cuss at everyone except my grandma your not special #”well you have moms short temper “ stones in glass houses you hypocrite #I acknowledge that I’m more like my mom than I want to be but he’s wayy more like her especially temper wise #anyways it’s just weird that my older brother calls me mom I feel like it shows how he views women #Screaming

[carli-meows]

wickety wack and that's that

#lav77 #teletubbies #Po #teletubbies po #elmo #elmo sesame street #tw cussing #TubbyTronik #Po-ONE #E. Elemoe #i figured oit how to tell the difference between orange and red #the hex and the sliders help #should utilize them more tbh #lore: #Elmo runs a street gang and is a gangster rapper #Po doesn't actually believe he's in a gang and doesn't take him seriously

[dark-elf-writes]

Hizashi apparently lives in Hot for Teacher because I want Kakashi to have a dad friend that he can make snide comments back and forth with and I find the thought of Kakashi having a lowkey bestie that looks like his absolute opposite (polite, professional, the kind of man you can take home to your parents and they would be instantly sold on you getting married within the week) hilarious tbh.

Just the two of them trading double sided comments back and forth about everyone else while they wait for the kids to finish dance or martial arts.

#the elf talks #naruto #hot for teacher au #Hizashi seems polite but he is just as much of a troll #it’s the chronic illness and all white wardrobe #everyone thinks he’s weak but he was once a master martial artist and learned how to talk circles around people at a young age #hiashi is their favorite target tbh #this has the benefit of Neji being less… much and more willing to bond with hinata #Neji cannot stand hanabi however #who I’m going to have be like three years younger than hinata rather than five #because I think seven year old Neji havign beef with his three year old cousin is very funny #also easier for the favoritism to show when she’s there and not a year old tbh #also I really needed someone to be comfort for Kakashi’s separation anxiety #and tease him for his obvious crush on the teacher that jsut cussed him out #so Hizashi it is

[umbane]

[taps mic] kayn is a bit of a crybaby, he just hides it well

#this is in all verses. he suffers from really bad rejection dysphoria so #when someone says something that hits a nerve he just. cusses them out and them goes to have a cry into his pillow about it #he always cries alone. especially in mainverse. when he's healing it's really hard for him because he feels like he can't perform simple #tasks. the complete loss of independence is really hard for him #and in modern it's really bad after he loses his eye because he's so frustrated and scared #in hs I think he cries a lot when he lashes out at his bandmates and then goes storming off after because #he's afraid he's going to chase them away like he chased everyone else off. and he doesn't want to be alone any more #but he always locks his door and muffles himself in his pillow so no one knows... #i alone am the remedy / headcanon.

[blorbocedes]

Leaving this here because you asked for prompts Redbull Charles and Ferrari Max.

ooooh! thank you anon I'll think about this one. also stealing this edit from @yesloulou which made me think of how it would be if the situation had been reversed

"Redbull is not a consolation prize." Christian Horner had told Charles, patting him on the back.

Charles nodded; having the maybe third best car on the grid was nothing to discard lightly, especially after he paid his dues years stuck in the midfield with Toro Rosso. Getting the Redbull seat, to be Daniel Ricciardo's -- Redbull's hopes and dreams after Sebastian left -- teammate was a huge step towards his own WDC someday.

But it still stung. The iconic red car had been his childhood, lifelong dream, before he knew the name he knew the red of Michael whooshing past the streets of Monaco. To have been raised in the Ferrari Academy and by all means a reserve and test driver when he'd won the F2 championship only to see the seat go to Max Verstappen, his former karting rival. It wasn't only that Max got the Ferrari seat right off the bat, but he was also Sebastian Vettel's teammate -- what Charles would've given to experience that. Not only that but Max got a contract extension that was practically unheard for Ferrari, a culture so set in their ways with only older experienced drivers; it must mean they saw something in Max that made him worth it.

Not that Redbull didn't see something in Charles. Christian did the math on how soon they could get a championship rivalling car, and Charles could perhaps beat Sebastian's record of the youngest World Driver's Champion, being younger than Max too by two and a half weeks. Daniel hadn't been too happy about it, when Charles started beating him.

Sometimes, Charles wonders if it all comes to one lap, one final lap in Abu Dhabi that stood between him and the title -- would he be able to make it?

#blorbocedes ask #Charles in Redbull au #fic au #thank you for the idea OP I will sleep on it more #lestappen #ferrari max would be so funny theyd give him bad strat calls and he'd just cuss them out

[herequeerexitentialfear]

wip wednesday<3

damn the weeks are going fast.

finally ran out of other writing wips, so heres two chunks of the Conficcare getting the shit beaten outta him fic<3 ft him using his stand to make a guy punch themselves in the face.

warnings for: bad medical/latin joke, mild violence, swearing, description of celia kicking the shit out of someone in the past, and adhd run on sentences. [btw muro is celias other name/alterego]

-

“The fuck you smiling at?” He has to try so hard to avoid rolling his eyes, the words echoing through his memories, though most of those memories consisted of harder and tougher wankers than this shite for brains in front of him.

Gravel bites at his back, piercing thin fabric, embedding itself and scraping as he's shoved against the alley wall. 

Unfortunately, these fuckheads were evidently too damn dim to realize the danger that lay in store. After all, you need something between your ears to process sound, and he’s diagnosing these thugs with a severe case of ‘vacuus cranius’- and he will be ever so gracious and give them free treatment.

Dry lips mouthed the magic words, “Boxing Clever,” as his face returned to grinning, teeth flashing, the corners of his mouth stretched unnaturally wide.

-

How the times change. Just a few years ago, it was swaggering wankers like these that would suffer a good bashing from C- Muros boots. Ribs cracking and skin turning purple under his relentless assaults, no time to fight back when he gets them to the ground and prone so quickly, nothing they can do except curl up and try and protect their heads- a futile move, just drawing his ire and boot towards whatever they tried to cover. 

Those were the days, when he hid behind he- him, behind them, when he was the weedy voice that told them of whispered rebellion, of under the breath insults. 

But now, now he could stand on his own, as his own man, not just a suck up and voice in the ear. Now- now he was able to defend himself. His cool fingers grip eerily cold metal even tighter.

His muscles contract and loosen, the cold metal in his hand arching into the neck of the leader- and more muscles contract, blue energy taking over from electrical- changing it- the satisfying thud of well worn knuckles connecting with cartilage, the confused cry of someone who just punched themselves in the face, and the dripping of blood escaping from damaged nasal tissue.

He's out of practice, giving himself a split second to admire his handiwork, a split second in which pain blooms in his abdomen as the other fist finds its way to his gut, his back further shoved against the wall. He knows he's gonna have killer scrapes all over, and his top will be barely fit for rags.

Stupid mistake on his part, someone swaggering around on these streets isn't gonna be incapacitated by just a broken nose, he of all people should know- and he of all people should know not to let his thoughts run as hes getting beaten on but well he's never been good at taking anyone's advice let alone his own, cant trust that shifty asshole- ow.

#thebirdwrites #gold & silver #conficcare #hes so fun to write because hes got medical training and is intelligent but he also is just a wanker #so he alternates between stupid medical latin jokes and calling people wankers #in the full fic theres more of said wankers mocking him #i have tried to balance the 'crude' language between the two #conficcare is almost the same as them its not smart gay boy gets beaten up by stupid poor homphobes #its cycles of violence and in this case homophobia #hes been on both sides of the fight ect ect #but that bit isn't as strong in these sections #also im sorry if the swearing sounds forced i normally cut it out cause im not good at writing cussing i just write how i talk

[puncromancer]

lmao my therapist back in college would be so proud of me. I used to be completely incapable of feeling anger and now i can wield righteous anger like a boss

#city turned off my water and i called and cussed them out and told them to get their ass back over here and turn it back on #guy was like you might want to be more careful with your voicemails cause i could show my supervisor this #and i told him to go ahead and show his supervisor have him call me even #i'd love to talk to him i said #shut him up real quick #personal #liz is right i'm so powerful now

[another-corpo-rat]

thinking way too hard about Smasher calling Victoria 'Buttercup' and if I want him to exclusively start using it when she gets a gemini frame as a sign of some feelings of his i cant articulate becoming fully accepted

or if it's something that's always been there, like 'blondie' or 'queen victoria', planted as something to annoy her with but growing more sincere in its affection through the decades she's always been buttercup, but after a while she's his buttercup and that changes things

#all this because i can't decide if i want him to use it in this smut prompt that im setting during the '20s #and i like the idea of him starting to call her it after he tricks her with that elvis gemini once #he won't let her live that down and calling her 'buttercup' would be a subtle means of it #middle of an argument? he busts out the buttercup in a pretty southern drawl and she loses the thread of protest #cos she's so focused on cussing him out then and there #but also i want *something* to mark the shift when Vic becomes a gemini #and him being much more openly affectionate with pda and petnames feels right somehow #eh i'll figure it out #ship: gilded chrome #victoria crane #oc rambling

[odegirlie]

ami i come to you again in these difficult times to reevaluate kiwi’s chances of not being sold in light of recent events

oh it's so over.

jkjk (kinda) but he's definitely in a worse position than he was 1 game ago. no.35's back which means he's on the bench again, and if arteta decides on some mass cleanout he's much more vulnerable. his value's definitely dropped over the last 2 games so they might either hold onto him or sell him at the next offer. really depends on how rattled they are by how bad we're doing.

but again this is all speculation at best and judging by how unwilling arteta seems about the idea selling kiwi this transfer window and also some of the clubs going for kiwi are looking at other options (clément lenglet apparently), it's still decently unlikely. if we sold him we'd have to replace him, which is just too much of a hassle with ffp and all that.

i'll rb this if i see anything new but as it stands it's still pretty unlikely. summer is another story, but probably not january.

#ami talks #most people are too busy cussing him out to consider his transfer plans atm so this was mostly off my own head #checked out a forum i usually look at and it was vile #in the next few days there'll be more info hopefully #thanks for the ask again 🫶🫶 #now our whole backline's scored an own goal for us! #bar no.35 #jakub kiwior #ask

[conspirartist]

Heya folks it's me again with yet another twst boy, using @primrozii 's lovely template (that I kinda of messed up, sorry). Everyone meet Kaeith Mihr, a former RSA student who's finishing his education at NRC (he was expelled after a long string of mischief and was 'graciously' accepted into Night Raven by Crowley).

Kaeith is not the strongest mage around, his abilities fall right into the average mark, not that this seems to bother the meerkat beastman - his dexterity and quick thinking more than make up for it.

Besides, he has his trusty boots: 'Hermes' Steps'! The winged shoes were proudly displayed at the RSA campus when a certain freshman decided to take them for a joy ride; the last misdeed on a long list that resulted on Kaeith's ultimate expulsion. The artifact seems to have a mind of it's own however, seeing as all attempts to return it to the school end up with the boots miraculously reapearing by the young prankster's side (which may or may not be the result of a bloodline that goes all the way back to Olympiam roots, seeing as more than once Kaeith seeked out someone of godly descend to leave cryptid messages he swears he doesn't remember giving).

#my art #twst wonderland #twst oc #savanaclaw oc #kaeith mihr #look at my boy #he causes problems on purpose and on accident #is he lowkey possessed by hermes? yeah kinda #good thing there's no one in nrc of godly descend for him to haunt with his greatgreatgreatgrandfather boots right? #laughting maniacly #no one related to the gods at all in any way #wheezing #also he joined the gargoyle research society bc he tought it would just be free credits and it would get the faculty off his back #jokes on him not only he ended up actually studying gargoyles now he has a malleus shapped shadow #bc when the heir of briar valley declares you're his best friend you go along with it #plus he ended up actually liking the club so now he keeps cussing himself for getting into something that forces him to study more #anyway i hope yall like my little gremlin son and his haunted shoes