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#chaotic good #or I'll stare into the sun what's gonna happen? my eyes going bad?

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I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"

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I’m nothing like Batman.

- Every single batchild at some point before they proceed to behave exactly like Batman

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When a bartender becomes a father

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I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.

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According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.

The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.

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some more of these two

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gif makers use the same footage for a gif but they all come out completely different. it shows how everyone’s views on things are different and i think that’s beautiful. shout out to all the gif makers and their beautiful creative minds and their wonderful talents 💗

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#my boy Ursli the polar bear

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"Visiting Saturn"

Crowley and the Universe, illustration 1. I want to try and make this into a series, but no promises haha

#good omens

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#unfortunately

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

#Ineed to stop learning cursed facts!? #hello???

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Room clutter in studio ghibli films.

#my man knows whats up #studio ghibli

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I lost my job and I've been spiraling mentally. Any life affirming statements to help me from going insane?

It's ok to go insane and loose your shit a little bit. In fact, sometimes it's vital to loose your shit in planned doses, so that the shit does not loose you.

You made it this far, friend. I think you can probably make it further. It won't be easy. But the fact that you've gotten to this level of difficulty in the Great Game of Life means you're probably on the leader scoreboards, yeah?

I'm rooting for you.

#that's such a good saying #all the best

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#I could not care less #but it always amuses me in work emails because my name is right there how did you get it wrong?