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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#humidifier #lamp #box of treasures #kitty cat ring holder #tissues #candle #sleep headphones #charging block #one hundred million hair ties #fröege #and persistence: all ways butch and femme #my water bottle is also usually on my nightstand but i forgot it in the kitchen 😮‍💨

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the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.

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My hobby? Oh I sort of, trade five paragraph persuasive essays with other people online. Fun? Sort of but it's mostly like, stressful. There's a lot of pressure in the recreational five paragraph essay world.

#i think you guys should try videogames instead

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birch.bakery__

#fuck ooooooooff im so hungry 😫

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Sheet Pan Crispy Chicken Tacos with Roasted Jalapeño Sesame Verde

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Tabria Majors by Bonnie Nichoalds

#queen shit

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most jobs are anti-feminist because they discourage you from texting all the beautiful women in your life during work hours

#sooo true

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no school ever prepared me for what would turn out to be my principal preoccupation as an adult: making sure i cook and eat all the food i bought before it goes bad

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Migraines are crazy because you walk around thinking that just means when your head hurts really really bad but it's actually a whole neurological thing and it turns out the dull pressure/sensory overload/brain fog you get are migraines and once you start noticing it you realize you're having them like every other day and you think to yourself Hm! That's probably not good

#lol #lmao #that was the other thing that happened at the doctor today #she was checking for like. viral symptoms i think so she was asking me about lots of different symptom things #and one of them was 'have you had a headache or dizziness in the last 48 hours' #so i was like oh i always have a headache and feel dizzy basically all the time #and she stopped and just looked at me and said hey you know thats not normal right #anyway yeah its like a migraine in here

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patch notes: you no longer feel guilt for actions and their consequences that were not your fault

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me: running causes debilitating pain in my ankles and knees

doctor: then dont? do that???

me:

#the actual conversation was like. i dont feel like im working hard enough unless im miserable #and she was like hey bud thats fucking insane. please go for a hike.

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Ma’am we are not empaths, this is called Hypervigilance

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advice on how to talk more is always like

1. listen and be attentive

2. respond by relating something they said to something you experienced or like!

#bitch i know what a conversation is that is not the part that is hard!!!!

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another comic for class! we were given a list of paintings and told to pick one to use in a story. i used 6 paintings here, and these are all the artists in order of their works’ appearances:

Telemaco Signorini, Piagentina; Winslow Homer, A Shady Spot; James Bingham; James Bingham; Walter Langley; W. David Shaw (very small on the last page, not the portrait)

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my mint chocolate chip ice cream will be green or it will be bullshit