chrisevansgoodgirl

[chrisevansgoodgirl]

You are hands down my favourite writer! I miss you and your fics so much :(( You are so talented and I hope all's well <333

Thank you so much! Honestly all is well except the fact that I never have time to write. I CAN say that I am pretty deep into a certain second part of the best friends dad fics. And lemme just say yall deserve it bc you guys resurrected that fic and I have so many beautiful new notes on it.

I’m also gonna say so quietly that I am obsessed w Edgar Allan Poe. And so I was watching the show on Netflix y’all…i have a fever, a craving. it may have given me a plot for the fic ab a certain problematic family….

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[chrisevansgoodgirl]

Hi there. Do you accept request? I kove your Nick Vaughan fics. Can you write a smutt alphabet for Nick?

Hmmm this might actually be like a good way to get me back into writing, I’ll do a lil bit of research bc I’ve never written a smut alphabet but that’d be fun and a little easier than like a full fic

#ask tag #and I’m not gonna lie #lately I’ve been feeling some type of way ab nick specifically idk where it came from

[chrisevansgoodgirl]

happy new year 🙏🏽✨

Thank you so much! Happy new year 😘

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Hello, I just want you to know that I’m thinking about your version of Ransom this time of year🥴🫶😶‍🌫️

Not to be conceited, but same! He’s sooooo winter! Even tho I headcanon him as a libra.

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ooohh, would you reveal what fics you’d like to post???👀👀

Sure, I can tell you guys some!

A best friends father Curtis fic! A best friends father ransom fic! A best friends father Frank fic! And I haven’t started writing this but I DO want to write best friends father freezy. Honestly, it would be disgusting.

And then my Lloyd fic. I love that one, it’s fun.

I’ve started writing the second part of my Steve x reader x Carol fic, I’ve started the 4th part of my ballet reader.

Those are like the more planned out ones that i have a decent amount written already. But the smaller ideas:

There is a darker Andy barber sugar daddy that was sitting in my mind. He’s not necessarily dark but it would be much angstier than usual. Then I want to do the 3rd part of my freezy fic, a gross little domestic fic that’s super toxic but fun! And then I need to update my main ransom series. (He’s never said I love you! Is he going to???) honestly I’m not done w Lloyd, I wanna open up Lloyd, ransom, and Andy requests just bc those are the three that match my mood right now.

And OF COURSE the second part of killing Peggy Carter is ALWAYS on my mind. Tbh, I’m just waiting for the piece of shit guy I like to hurt me the same way he did when I wrote part 1! I’m also waiting for him to set me up and start acting nice again so I can use that as initial Inspo for Steve lol

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Hello, I’m sorry for asking this, but are the newest fics (the best friend’s dad ones) on your masterlist? And if not, could you add them when you have time, pleaseeee? I just reread them too often and I can never find it there and I don’t want to lose them once you answer more asks 😭

yes! I can do that. I'm trying to fix my masterlist and my ao3 account and just get them all up to date bc i have a few fics I wanna post soon.

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sorry to the writers of before we go but your version of nick outdoes theirs by miles and we should talk about it!

Omg thank you! I wanna write Nick again so bad!

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err, have you already seen tgm? i need to lnow you thoughts on lloyd🫣

Umm my thoughts are *currently googling if you can do an “autopsy” on a person who isn’t dead* just kidding, I swear. But I didn’t see a body being buried so, he’s still alive to me.

Fucking loved him. And if anyone ever says Evans isn’t a good actor, I will automatically think they’re stupid. It would have been so easy for him to play Lloyd exactly like Ransom, but he didn’t. Lloyd was fully unhinged and it was clear in the first fucking scene with him. I love the way Evans played him.

Definitely, that man is a Sagittarius and I won’t hear anything else. That was the most chaotic Evans character we ever got. And he was so honest about it. I love that he never tried to justify his actions or try to explain it with some deluded thought process. He was bad and he knew he was bad. He had never been checked before that probably, that was how he got so out of control.

And I have this thing kink about Harvard lol 😭😭😭 so that didn’t help. I love him, I don’t care. I love him 🤷‍♀️

And yes, I’m already working on the fic. It’s coming along nicely.

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#person: chris evans #i— #d a d d y #😭😭😭😭

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“who is ryan” 😭😭😭😭 yes i did mean gosling, and yes, i 100% agree with you, i know a gemini who is just…you know…just indescribable, we didn’t vibe at all, and i’ve waited for chris and ryan crossover for so long to see if they didn’t click either, but now i have no material to work with 😭😭

the only thing is that chris thinks that ryan’s funny (yay), and then that comment “we got wet and tired” - which i think he wouldn’t say if he didn’t have at least a little bit of chemistry with him right?😭like, i know i’m crazy to analyze this, but i have to know!!😤and like, what i think about gemini x scorpio relationship is that it’s in most cases one-sided🧐but like, i’m positive that they like each other, and you’re right, according to his chart, we are supposed match so..🫡🫡

The thing about Chris tho is also he’s not a normal Gemini. Has there ever been a person (other than insane trump supporters) that didn’t like him? Nah, man is just kind and professional all the time. And sorry, but geminis are just senseless people. I’m sorry to all geminis, I’m sure some of you are great people but my life is currently being ruined by a Gemini so I have to vent about y’all sometimes

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zodiac theories for cevans characters

Okay, let’s go, sluts. (I would just like to say that this is all supposed to be fun and no one should be offended. I’m a Scorpio, which means that I’m insane, which mean I’m not actually judging anyone bc I know I’m insane.)

We’re starting with Jake Wyler:

Now obviously it’s hard to determine anything from a spoof movie. But that baby was an Aquarius. My proof? Idk, he was kinda rude and dumb lol. (I mean that in a loving way, you weird ass aliens) And there’s also just the fact that he doesn’t really look like any other zodiac sign and I feel like Aquarius are sometimes hard to identify because none of them ever really look the same.

Kyle from the perfect score:

Taurus. He seems grounded and logical, so that points to an earth sign. But if he was a Virgo or a Capricorn, he wouldn’t have needed to cheat lol. He’s also so against the idea of the SAT system, pointing to a stubborn personality. (I’ve only ever seen bits and pieces of this movie so I could be wrong)

Cellular was basically like a fever dream and I couldn’t pay attention to it. And I haven’t watched Fierce People because I’m scared I’m going to like his character but he is too fucking young for that.

And Johnny Storm:

A fucking Aries. Why? Because fire, but Leo is too obvious. He’s also a little more than hot headed on a few occasions and his impulsiveness is sometimes mistaken as a lack of intelligence. I have a particular liking for Aries and I find them very misunderstood and underrated, also how I feel about Johnny.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? I’m going to say it now, he has a public kink. He likes that he has celebrity status, which totally raises the stakes of getting caught, and increases the likelihood that you guys will get caught since he’s always been watched and followed. And disrupting arguments when he gets too angry to verbally express his feelings, so he just has to fuck you to show you how he feels.

Oh, poor baby, Syd:

That man is trash and too fucking emotional. I also felt like he weaponized those emotions, pointing to him being a water sign. But he’s not a cancer nor a Scorpio. This man who I love but will never be able to trust is a Pisces. I feel like he has that Pisces arrogance when he’s talking to London about god and why she believes in god. Alternate: Leo. Because of those mentioned emotions and arrogance. He was also pretty angry sometimes and I feel like him being a fire sign isn’t too farfetched.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? He has a god complex, meaning his most favorite thing ever is to get you on your knees and choke you with his cock. Things he has been known to do include making sure to get you on your knees in front of the mirror, you’re naked so he has the perfect view of your ass or you fucking your fingers while you get him off. Or recording you on his phone and he loves when you’re noisy and when you look up at him with your sweet eyes.

Mace from Sunshine;

A Virgo. I will not explain myself.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? I can’t really guess a lot but I can give you a scenario. Space sex—what would be more fun? But that means standing sex becomes something you’re both pros at. He loves fucking you against any wall you guys can find. Particularly, picking you up like you weigh nothing, your legs and arms just wrapped around him.

Harvard Hottie:

is hard to pick for bc he was so minimal, but I’d say a Gemini. Living two lives being that he’s so rich but having sympathy and “understanding” for the working people. I got air vibes from him but the other two just don’t make sense. I also don’t trust him so Gemini sounds right.

I will not be doing Paul Diskant bc it’s impossible to pick. All detectives seem like Capricorns or Scorpios. And I can’t do Jimmy bc I have never seen that movie. But if I had to make a guess, is he a Pisces?

my baby, Nick Grant:

Unexpected one, but he’s a Capricorn. I’ll take it a step further though and give him a cancer moon and a Aries rising. I would have said Aries sun but the plan at the end of Push? Nah. Too good not to be an earth sign.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? he uses his powers when he’s fucking you in literally any way he possibly can. it’s hard for him to find opportunity, but he completely goes out of his way to do so.

Jensen

That man is a hardcore Aquarius but Sag moon. He’s an almost himbo with one very specific skill that prevents him from being labeled a complete ditz. But he also has this odd intelligence about him that’s not traditional but somehow has gotten him that far in his life, so it just works.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? hard to say, honestly. Jensen is a hard character for me to pin down personality-wise, but I do think he has a lot of pride in what he does. Tech. So yes, in any way he possibly can, he will utilize tech in sex. That means sexting, that means video calling any time he’s on a mission and can manage it.

Lucas Lee:

that’s a Leo. No explanation necessary.

Mike Weiss:

That’s a Scorpio, my loves. Addict, shitty person, this unexplainable darkness for no god damn reason. The cheating is a little foreign to me (I hate cheating and I could never imagine cheating on a partner and like lying to someone you once loved about still loving them, I don’t think there’s anything more sick than that) but Scorpio men are a different kind of trash so. But also lonely, desperately reaching out to people just trying to feel some type of deep connection.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? obviously, there’s going to be something lacking here if he’s always high or fucked up, but when he can, it’s just going to be the most intense thing for no fucking reason. Sometimes you’re even like ‘can we calm down?’ But I see him loving eye contact, with him either on top of you or caging you in on any flat surface. But he’s also super closed off so I see him just being such a toxic hookup and he keeps you guessing and waiting and you never know if he’s going to want to fuck you again, but he’s also just magnetic and charismatic and you are addicted to him.

And of course, we all know Steve is a cancer.

Which is why I have not given that sign to anyone else. I don’t think any other character was as emotional as Steve, nor as kindhearted and selfless, up until it was for that one person that he would have given everything up for. So like, you know, a martyr until he just couldn’t be. I didn’t see that in any of the other characters. I also must say that I have fallen in absolute love with cancers, it’s expected as a Scorpio, but lemme tell you all…it’s hell. And hell is loving Steve Rogers after that ending, am I right?

what does this mean about how he fucks you? obviously we know he loves intimacy and being close and missionary, and he somehow makes it really good. but there’s also the ego of cancers that no one really mentions. I know Steve had a lot of insecurity before the serum, so after? he loves using his body and making sure that you know how strong he is and that you’re watching certain parts of him. he loves turning you away from him, wrapping his arms around you, just grabbing you or choking you. he loves when you focus on his arms.

Colin:

I know what you guys want me to say and I genuinely refuse. No, he’s not a sag, he’s not a Libra. He’s a Taurus. Flirty bc he’s bored. But won’t change his ways because he’s so damn stubborn. Until he does want to change his ways and just expects Ally to fully bend to his plan. But he’s also a really sure character, he knows who he is and knows what he wants always.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? it means he’s stubborn. what does he like the absolute most? edging. 

Mr. Freezy:

Well, the devil, of course. Yes, I believe he is also a Capricorn. He doesn’t mind being alone, he prefers it. He loves his job and he takes pride in being one of the best names there is. However, alternate: Aries, I think an Aries would be trusting enough to take in a partner like Freezy did, and maybe a Capricorn just wouldn’t be capable of doing that. Regardless of sun, he is a Scorpio rising. Why else would he keep that creepy hair and wear those insane shirts? and that ice cream truck? Don’t get me started. He thinks he’s cute.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? that’s he’s fucking crazy. i see him really liking bondage, and like the extreme kind. but i know he can be good w aftercare, i just know it.

Curtis:

Man is a Virgo. He didn’t create the plan on his own, but he was willing to follow it without hesitation. He sacrificed a loved one for the plan, in a way only an earth sign could. But he’s not stubborn nor is he particularly cold. I think, despite the walls he put up, he was very desperate for love. I will give him a cancer rising too. It was that desire to be a martyr and the guilt of simply not being able to do it.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? attention to detail! so, legit, Curtis will learn how to fuck you and learn exactly what you want, what makes you come, what makes you do all of those little things he likes, like crying, begging, whining, before he even lets you do anything for him. he acts like fucking you is his job and all he wants is to be the best at it.

Nick:

Now hear me out because the next time I say this sign, the man is going to be the polar opposite of Nick. But honey doll is a Libra with a Scorpio moon. He’s fucking addicted to love and he can only fall in love so damn fast because he’s an air sign. And I’ll also give him a cancer rising because we saw how hung up he was on his ex.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? as romantic as Nick is, he never wants to stop fucking you. and it’s never quick or simple, he thinks it’s sacrilegious to not spend an entire night on you. butttttt it can be so slow and it’s mostly because he knows how mad it makes you sometimes. i picture this man eating you out until you’re threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t fuck you immediately, and okay maybe that’s an extreme reaction, but he’s made you come too many times and it doesn’t look like he’s going to stop unless you make him.

Me from playing it cool, impossible bc it was a pretty gross character. I’m not even interested in analyzing it. It’s just going to sound like I’m coming for someone if I try.

Frank:

my baby! My man is a Leo. I don’t know why I feel this way, but I think that whole calmness about him is a façade. He’s lying to us to lure us into a false sense of trust, then bam, you’re in love with him and he’s ruining your life. And he’s going to keep you around to hook up with you and then continuously break your heart and use Mary as an excuse. The real reason? He’s angry bc he caught feelings.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? before he admits he’s in love with you, he’s a huge tease. a huge fucking tease who constantly taunts you, and at first, it really upsets you because he just reduces you to such a fucking mess and thinks it’s funny, but you soon get over, even start to like when he calls you all those terrible names you would never let another man call you. after, that’s a lot different. he wants dates, serious, elaborate dates, and he loves telling you what he’s going to do to you and making you wait for it. but mostly he just wants to push you to the point where you’re so impatient, you just start taking.

Mr. Levinson:

is a Scorpio. He’s cold and cruel and all to meet his end goal. But there’s also that addictive aspect too, he literally couldn’t live a normal life. He needs to be out there for that specific mission no matter how many people want him to stop. And it’s clear that it’s only death that can stop him. And he’s super self righteous about it, we see that in how he talks to Sammy.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? truly skilled at quickly fucking you and genuinely never leaving you wanting (for anything other than a normal life with him ofc, but seriously, you couldn’t ask for more in your sex life) but you know what the best part of him is? the after-mission sex. he doesn’t say much but he fucks you differently enough that you start to learn what he’s feeling that way. and the best sex? after particularly dangerous missions where you took a risk you didn’t need to or got a little too close to danger for his comfort. he won’t yell at you or try to talk you out of being you, he understands what kind of life you both have, but the way he fucks you makes it clear that the last thing he wants is to lose you. and what’s after sex? soooooo muchhhhhh cuddling!

Money daddy:

We’ve already discussed it! Libra. But you know what? He’s hella evil. Virgo moon, that crazy plan was all Virgo moon. Leo rising, I have no actual reason for this other than I know three men who are Leo risings and they’re straight trash lol. They’re selfish and their actions are usually dictated by their irrational emotions. They always act like they’re right too, and like you’re insane for ever questioning them. And they’re super manipulative.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? nothing good at the start tbh. he’s going to pretend that you’re literally nothing more than a hook up, he’s going to play games and make you jealous, and only if you’re strong enough to stick it out, he’ll admit the truth. (which is that there was never anyone else as soon as he took you out on that first date) but other than that, we all know ransom has a degrading kink. which probably creates a lot of roleplay scenarios where you pretend to be various members of staff and he pretends to be a customer that’s less than pleased with your performance.

The daddy of all daddies:

again, we’ve already talked about it. he’s a Capricorn. But let’s take it further with a scorpio moon. All those walls he put up, all the lying, and keeping those feelings to himself, undeniably Scorpio, along with probably at least 3 other placements. But there’s also just something about him that is comforting and sweet so I’d give him a Taurus rising.

what does this mean about how he fucks you? well, the Capricorn makes him a fucking demon. he just always wants you under him, or at least bound, disadvantaged in some small way. he likes reminding you that he is in charge and that no one is better at it than him. but then that Taurus rising makes him soooooo good with aftercare and intimacy that practically suffocates you on those mornings you wake up together or the rare weekends you guys have before he demands that you move in with him.

#steve rogers x reader #andy barber x reader #curtis everett x reader #johnny storm x reader #ransom drysdale x reader #mike weiss x reader #robert pronge x reader #ari levinson x reader #colin shea x reader #frank adler x reader #nick vaughan x reader #nick grant x reader #jake jensen x reader

[chrisevansgoodgirl]

Okay so with my updated info, I now understand. And like okay! Chris had had long term relationships with a cancer and a Pisces. It’s our turn, Scorpios! One of us can be his spouse!

Now as a Scorpio, I’m like Gemini 🤢 but Chris could literally do anything to me and I would thank him. Annnnnnd! He’s a Scorpio moon and rising and likeeee he’s literally made for us! He’s made for scorpios!

Not gonna lie, the Scorpio in me had heart palpitations when Chris said that Ryan’s funny, and now she’s brokenhearted because they don’t do press together 🥲 I was ready to analyze their relationship to see if we would work and they betray me, us, all scorpios like that😤

I’m so sorry, you’re going to have to help me. Who is Ryan?

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I think they meant Ryan Gosling 😭😭😭😭

Ohhhhh! Yes, idk why I would forget Mr. gosling, Mr. Barbie.

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Not gonna lie, the Scorpio in me had heart palpitations when Chris said that Ryan’s funny, and now she’s brokenhearted because they don’t do press together 🥲 I was ready to analyze their relationship to see if we would work and they betray me, us, all scorpios like that😤

I’m so sorry, you’re going to have to help me. Who is Ryan?

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Oh I remember Ransom’s knife play😌It’s one of the many things from your fics that I still think about from time to time, along with Andy spanking reader’s pussy for the first time in the venom series, Andy fucking reader up on the floor and choking her with that belt, and bfd Steve feeling reader up when he thinks she’s asleep😇But, not to move away from the main topic! That’s also why I pitched it to you, because you’ve already done a great job with it, and I’m sure sooner or later you would think of it by yourself. And, now I’m excited about what you come up with - not to put pressure on you of course!!! But you really do have such a unique dirty mind😮‍💨😮‍💨

thank you so much! and i love that you mentioned all of my favorite scenes to write. like i loved writing each of those fics. and what a lovely compliment 😭😭😭😭

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Mhm, also not tryna tell you what you should include in your Lloyd fic, however, you should totally include knife play in your Lloyd fic. For reference just in case you haven’t seen it. 🫣🫣 (pretty please🫠) (it’s alright if you won’t, i’m just joking, but i’m also not😈)

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭just sobbing in the bathroom at work, it’s fine.

I played with the idea of knives with Ransom, but this will be something else completely.

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God fucking hell. Have I made a post before theorizing the zodiac signs of all cevans characters? Bc god damn it, I’m about to. I can’t stop thinking about it rn 😭

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