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classiccharmedchrisperrystan · 4 months

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one of the funniest thing about chris is he is simultaneously a terrible liar and great at hiding the truth. like you Know he’s lying to you but good fuckin luck trying to figure out what’s actually going on. the only thing you know is it’s definitely Not what he’s telling you

#it’s why he always folds under point blank questions #like he’s shit at lying if you ask him straight up #are you piper and leos son what happens to piper in your future yadda yadda yadda #either he’s gonna tell you the truth or just straight up fucking leave the room #dogshit liar #charmed #chris halliwell

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classiccharmedchrisperrystan · 10 months

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i’ve been working some demonic connections. i think i have a new theory on who might be trying to turn wyatt evil. oh, a new theory. what’s that, the third one this week? what, are you keeping score now? she’s just grumpy because she hasn’t had her coffee yet. i am not grumpy! ...okay, fine, maybe a little bit, but you have to admit you’ve had a lot of different theories lately, and none of them have panned out. that’s why they call them theories.

#chris halliwell #charmed #s6

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classiccharmedchrisperrystan · 1 year

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Okay, but like straight up, Chris 100% just stole some clothes from like a Goodwill that no one was gonna notice were gone (bc they're ugly, sweetie:/) and called it a day, but here is my question: his style in the changed future? Please make it better, even if it's just like Wyatt or Bianca going absol-fucking-lutely not, change you dumbass, like any headcanons about it being not that (or even still that and reactions, idk, man, i just love chris even tho he dresses so terribly)

it’s like tho. how did the sisters really let him wear so many ugly outfits. how did paige not ask him if he was dumpster diving for his wardrobe. why did phoebe not give him the old boyfriends pile of clothes to choose from. ladies. i will say, his looks did get better towards the end of s6 so maybe this did happen off screen. however, some of his fits are like so ugly it’s like i don’t even wanna gif them bc they make me so upset. another thing i will comment on real quick. bianca’s tits out leather vest look with like buckles. what was that. is that what the dark future fashion looked like. bc if so. did chris also own a leather vest. if that was the style, mark my words, wyatt owned like ten. just throwing that out there.

okay so like: chris’s fashion in the changed future. i am gonna say like the chris in my head like when i write him doesn’t actually look like drew fuller bc uhh he doesn’t. idk why but i decided somewhere along the lines that he was like. 6′4″. bc like. the vibes man. if u’ve ever met a skinny 6′4″ brunet with daddy issues you’ll know what i’m talking about. and like. i don’t think chris was like remotely well dressed in y’know like middle school but like who was tbh but like he was definitely one of those kids who like wore t shirts and basketball shorts everyday and i think the first person to like really intervene was piper bc like. okay yes the basketball shorts r conveintent bc like they’re cheap and chris keeps growing out of normal pants bc like. he keeps growing. but like. he looks so stupid in basketball shorts. and like they always look huge on him bc he has to find the balance of being long enough to reach his knees but like small enough to fit his waist and it’s like. he looks so stupid. piper’s just like no. i can’t have this. so i think we have piper to thank for the greatest improvement which was like the introduction of the skinny jean into chris’s wardrobe. i also think he’s the type to rarely buy clothes from himself so it’s like would he go out and buy himself skinny jeans who knows he doesn’t and yet they still make up the majority of his wardrobe so there. (gifts for chris are almost always either clothes or witch stuff.) i’m also saying his wardrobe is just like. boring. which honestly i wish s6 chris’s wardrobe was just boring bc it would have been a great improvement over what we actually got. but like. the color palette for his wardrobe is like black. slate grey. navy blue. a white t shirt. maybe a hint of green. but like. i don’t think he’s really gonna have like any colors in there (wyatt on the other hand has a Shit Ton of colors in his wardrobe bc wyatt is fun and ten times more fashionable than his brother). i also think like the thing chris owns the most of is just hoodies. like i know chris wore a leather jacket once and people went yes chris wears leather jackets but like. does he really tho? think about it. i think his jacket situation is like 90% hoodies. he might own like one leather jacket but he is not the type of man who would go out and buy a leather jacket for himself. if he does own one he obtained it through some other means like a gift or something idk he’s one of the oldest so handmedowns aren’t really an option. (bc idk how many of y’all shop for like leather jackets but they’re not like cheap unless you’re buying them from forever 21 (rip) but chris is not shopping at forever 21 so it’s a moot point). and then the single most import part of chris’s wardrobe is the t shirt nothing more vital that the simple t shirt nothing fancy to little pocket on it no prints or patterns or logos just like plain t shirt. if he finds a tshirt that fits nice he’s gonna buy like five of them one in white one in black one in grey one in blue and then one wildcard color if the color is nice. a desaturated forest green or a desaturated burgundy. maybe a light blue. i think if anyone’s gonna bully him about his wardrobe it’s gonna be wyatt be like. witchcraft can be a messy side gig things blow up a lot there are lots of guts and strange colored goos but uhh wyatt has an orb shield. so like. if they’re vanquishing some demon and that bad boy explodes wyatt’s protecting his fit with a shield and chris is getting fucked over and every single time chris complains about it wyatt’s like ohmygod i’m so sorry here i’ll buy you a new outfit i have seven dollars in my pocket so that should be more than enough. i think chris definitely keeps trying to put wyatt in situations where his clothes get ruined by some magical means but he has yet to successfully pull anything off. in regards to the whole bianca situation i just like. i really want them to go to events. i want bianca do be like the dress code is cocktail. white tie. creative black tie. beach formal. smart casual. and every single time chris is like What The Actual Fuck Is That Supposed To Mean. and it’s like. i have no idea why chris and bianca would be on outings like this. but i would like to see it. also in regards to bianca / chris’s fashion i don’t think they start dating for like a Very long time again it’s sorta this enemies to lovers slowburn but i think they are often in cahoots together frequently but they are never an item until that day when they finally are when they have crossed the line into lovers territory and even tho they’ve like been in again like “cahoots” or whatever for like idk two years maybe more it is not until they official become an item that bianca starts stealing chris’s clothes. she’ll wear his hoodies all the goddamn time looking like ariana grande with the way they go all the way down to her knees she’ll take his t shirts and tie them up in front knots and where them out and about it’s happened before where she’ll literally take like his pajama pants and she has to cuff em to the nth degree so she can walk in them without tripping but like it Will Not Stop Her. and chris is like befuddled bc like a) sometimes he just straight up does not realize the t shirt bianca is wearing is actually his and he’s like where do all my clothes keep going how am i losing my clothes and b) bianca has had access to his wardrobe his whole time like if she wanted an oversized hoodie she could have taken it like sixteen months ago or she could just buy her own and he’s like explaining this to wyatt and wyatt’s just like huh you really have no concept of stealing your so’s clothes huh and chris is like no i don’t i don’t get it until he like finally obtains one of his hoodies back after it’s been in bianca’s possession for like four months and it just sorta smells like her perfume and chris is like oh : ) and like wearing it around his apartment minding his own business

#haha domestic chris and bianca amirite lads 😢#but yes basically for chris's wardrobe picture the most basic outfit you can picture #like a male lead on the cw and then make it even more boring #that's where my boy is #mark my words #oh & he owns like a couple flannels #probs only three #but he can't currently find the third one #(bc bianca has it)#chris halliwell

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classiccharmedchrisperrystan · 1 year

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#charmed #parallels #phoebe halliwell #wyatt halliwell #still charmed #charmededit #chris halliwell

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classiccharmedchrisperrystan · 1 year

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if that’s what i wanted you’d already be d e a d . all i want is to bring you back.

#charmed #charmededit #bianca bishop #biancabishopedit #bianca charmed #chris halliwell #margaret.mov #ogwork #fan video

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classiccharmedchrisperrystan · 2 years

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Honestly, I’ve always been kinda curious about why Chris, uhhh, sucks at using a sword when Leo attacks him in Valhalla, because I find it hard to believe that Wyatt didn’t use Excalibur (physical proof of his superiority, power, and authority) in the unchanged future against Chris. Frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if a similar situation (trapping Chris into a physical fight against him without powers, just to prove his superiority instead of get answers) didn’t happen between Chris and Wyatt.

There’s also the fact that both Piper and Leo canonically know how to sword fight and are actually pretty good at it. Wyatt, while not confirmed in canon, is the heir to Excalibur, so he definitely learns and is pretty deadly with a blade. (Phoebe also canonically knows, but isn’t super relevant here.) That’s all of Chris’s immediate family right there.

Between those two factors, I feel like it’s weird that he doesn’t know how to use a sword. So I have two different theories as to why:

First option: swords are a trigger. After seeing Wyatt kill people with Excalibur or even having to face him himself, it’s probable that they’re an element in his trauma. Chris clearly wasn’t expecting Leo to get this far, so being abruptly put into a dangerous situation with a trigger like that and Leo (whose presence could also be a trigger for him or just a stressor or whatever else) could have caused his response. (I think that Chris’s response would have been different if he wasn’t in the past with Leo, whose supposed to be a pacifist Elder, because I don’t think he was expecting this at all, especially if he’d thought Leo’d gotten out his anger by attacking him earlier.)

Rewatching the clip gives off this vibe to me, tba. There’s the element of panic in Chris’s voice when Leo tries to first make him fight. When he finally picks up the sword, his voice sounds younger when he tells him, “I didn’t do it.” He loses his composure when Leo points the sword at his throat, seeming to struggle to take in deeper breaths and his eyes are shiny.

Second option: purposely not defending himself to keep his cover. Whitelighters are pacifists, so sword fighting isn’t exactly something they teach. Along with that, Chris has already established that he’s from the future and the odds of swords coming back in as a weapon isn’t likely. Logically, he’d have to justify why he knows to use one.

On top of that, it’s clear that Leo already views Chris as a threat. The entire situation happens because Leo thinks he’s a threat. Showing that he’s able to fight, in an uncommon way especially, only gives Leo more reason to be suspicious of him. He’s already going to have enough issues with his cover with Leo as-is and doesn’t need to give him anymore reasons to distrust him, so he goes with it.

#yeah no im team b #there's no way he dated bianca and she never taught him to sword fight #but like yeah if he whooped leos ass it would only make him more suspicious #so all he had to do was lose but also not die #which should be straightforward enough #chris halliwell #meta #charmed #charmed meta #technically he could just suck at sword fighting especially bc he lost a lot of the fights in the show anyway except as a spider demon

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classiccharmedchrisperrystan · 2 years

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What does it look like I’m doing? I’m wooing you. Well, you deserve it, don’t you? You’re not just anyone, you’re special. You’re one in a million. I’m not leaving here until I get you to go out with me. I’m–I’m not really… a romantic. It’s just that, uh… You bring it out in me. Every time I see you, every time you walk past. You’re all I ever think about. And it’s been that way from the moment I laid eyes on you. The way you walk. The way you smile. How you help so many with your words. I knew I had to do everything I could to get you to go out with me. And that’s why I’m here now. Hoping that you can’t turn me down. Just say yes.

#phoebe x coop #s8 #charmededit #phoebehalliwelledit #coophalliwelledit #phoebe halliwell #coop halliwell

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classiccharmedchrisperrystan · 2 years

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Ok but Paige and co are raising the baby of the evil enchantress & the prince would he absolutely hilarious!!!! Like they go back to the future and everyone’s like like 👀 ? Now what? Uhhh Paige you get to be a mom now and shes probs shrug and be like ? Cool :) probably just rolling with the punches!!!

Like imagine this kid finding out their origin many years later and being so confused because like is the enchantress technically her mom? Yes? Is Paige also technically her mom? Also yes? So she’s got two moms and a dad technically 😂

Her and Dency (or any sources heir kid if they exist) would get along swimmingly 😂😂😂

i think it would be a lot like in crazy ex girlfriend when heather was the surrogate mom where very early on she's like haha this is so cool and then like once she's like about to pop the hormones are flowing her feet are swollen to shit she's like aaaaaaaa holy fuck!!!! where i think paige would be like haha yeah. i can do this. i have a whole ass family now and sisters and stuff i can do this. and then you know the baby starts doing magical tricks and paige cries every time she sees a really cute dog and she's like uh oh. this one's gna be a doozy.

as for like halli growing up i think she’d just kinda be blissfully unaware of how weird her circumstance was growing up until about you know ae 5 she’s like what do you mean you weren’t raised in a big house with a mom two aunts and one uncle?? i think she’d like you know be aware of her story because paige would tell her the fairy tale all the time as a kid and then when she got slightly older would go no wait i think that was just a fairy tale and then when she got older still she’d be like okay mom cards on the table that fairy tale real or not and paige would be like oh no that’s 100% real and she’d just be like !!!

as for her relationship w dency i def think that’d be fun as hell i think halli would definitely have a weird relationship w the concept of “dad” bc like. well one she was kindaaa conceived thru rape which is just uncomfy i’m sure paige would try to wipe that from the narrative she told her but it’d def be recorded in the history books so she could find that out and then secondly no one really knows shit about the prince. we don’t even know his name. paige doesn’t really have any solid love interests until a lot later so it’s not like halli necessarily had a “dad”. like. it’s just weird. but we can assume the prince was essentially a magical amplifier and that’s why he was needed. but it’s so strange. and dency would be like haha yeah lemme let u on a little trade secret rite as the devil’s daughter who was essentially conceived through some really weird quasi-roofieing on the part of a seer and then my momma had to kill my dad you know how it goes and halli’s just like yeah, totally [does not know how it goes; what the fuck???] dency’s like yeah. point is. it doesn’t really matter. the biology, sure, it’s where you get your powers and shit but uh. it doesn’t really matter. what matter is who’s here, who loves you and all that. that’s about damn near the only thing that’s real you know. love. and halli’s like damn that’s p deep. and dency’s like my dad, not bio dad, the guy i call my dad, he’s a cupid. which i think only further proves my point. i also think the girlies could have some nice heart to hearts about the sins of the parents and the promises of destinies of darkness finally catching up to them you know dency’s foretold to rule the underworld, halli’s foretold to plunge the world into darkness, but all these gals wanna do is vibe. so i think they could have some nice conversations about that.

#i think right bc dency's a journalist #slash bartender at p3 lol #but dove is her socialite friend w the money #i think halli would be an artist try to have an art gallery #i think dove would 100% host an event at halli's art gallery you know bring in the business save the day #and then also hook up w dove #and dency would be minding her own business and halli would just stumble into the kitchen and then dency would just laugh at her #i think eventually they would return to their separate aus but i think if they didn't #halli and dove could be a really cute couple #they would have a gorgeous wedding #paige matthews

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classiccharmedchrisperrystan · 2 years

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