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clementinecalls · 5 hours
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you're Jackson Whittemore. you are adopted. you're weirdly distraught about it. you never tell your parents you love them. you're a chronic overachiever. you are the type of guy to crawl around in the woods on your hands and knees and cry about not being a werewolf. you are bisexual. you hate your girlfriend a little bit. you do steroids. you have identity issues. you clench your jaw. like I'm so serious, your jaw is fucking Clenched. Derek Hale brings you to his burnt shell of a house and makes fun of you to your face. Derek Hale is making fun of you. how embarassing. you're bisexual. it's already been said, but it bears repeating. you wanna fuck the weird kids just a little bit. you're ignoring that. hopefully you're not Peter Hale's son. that'd be a raw deal. you get kidnapped by Thing One and Two and that's not even the worst problem you have. your girlfriend is a lesbian. you're a lizard. you are somehow not dead yet. not from a lack of trying on like, pretty much everyone's part, though. unclench your jaw, please. I'm serious. you're gonna break it.
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Nolan screaming My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne in his room thinking about Gabe send tweet
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clementinecalls · 5 hours
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thiam core
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(liam's in the process of making a video for scott while he's in college to acknowledge that the puppy pack is fine)
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clementinecalls · 5 hours
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well i didn’t want to ASSUME the guy who has fangs and weird eyes and is constantly making strange cryptic comments about blood is a vampire. That would’ve been rude.
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clementinecalls · 8 hours
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Explodes of silly and whimsy
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clementinecalls · 22 hours
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Weirdos…
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clementinecalls · 2 days
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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross
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clementinecalls · 2 days
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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clementinecalls · 4 days
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happy late 4/13 … ..
:(;゙゚'ω゚'): (¬_¬)
- @/spiboon
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clementinecalls · 4 days
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Fish
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clementinecalls · 5 days
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xqc has trans boy swag. i am horrendously painfully adverse to rpf or truthing or like. x readers. or anything of the sort. but i see him and i NEED to write 4k hurt comfort irl fic about him being transgender its a fucking issue at this point. im going insane. if god hears my cries he turns a blind eye
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clementinecalls · 5 days
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Going insane about kicked dog with rabies type characters
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clementinecalls · 5 days
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mallison au where allison never died and she went off to france with her dad and isaac. and then post-6b when Malia leaves for france, she runs into the both of them and her and allison have a little lesbian romance
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clementinecalls · 5 days
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allica save me
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clementinecalls · 6 days
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