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is he…..y’know? *pantomimes jerking off* ….French Canadian?

#as a french canadian...yeah

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

#i think about 'the time will pass anyway' at least once a week

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kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

#meeee #when im overstimulated

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*me eating something that I know will make my tummy hurt* i don't really care if this makes my tummy hurt

*a few hours later when my tummy hurts* oh... the quencies ...

#i love chocolate milk #chocolate milk does not love me

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“One time my Nanny and the Gardener were having a heated argument in the car and he took her Queen tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and she looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.”

— Warlock, probably

#perfection #good omens

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hey OP you posted the same pictures twice

spot the difference

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers

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Our Flag Means Death 1x9 | 2x8 ⇉ Go Frenchie!!

#GO FRENCHIE #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death

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*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

#muscle tissue and fat is just muscle tissue and fat at the end of the day #idk #if its ethical then why not #ill try any food at least once #isnt there a dude who ate his own leg? #after he had to get it amputated*

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Y’all hate me bc I’m gay. And no, don’t say it’s bc of “murders” or “blackmail” or “stealing” or “genocide” or “threatening to kill” or “unlicensed midwifery” or “inventing communism” or “atheism” or “witchcraft” or “defacing the pyramids” or “breaking curfews” or “creating curfews” or “making my mate eat his toe”. Y’all don’t care about that shit. Y’all hate me cus I’m gay and that’s disgusting.

#ofmd season 2 #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #blackbeard ofmd

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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screaming

crying

throwing up

I’m still screaming

#izzy hands deserves the world #Izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2

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I'm soooo normal about this new season of Our Flag Means Death

I'm gnawing at the bars of my enclosure and screaming into the night

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #I wanna coddle Izzy so bad #i just wanna wrap him up and kiss his forhead

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#he got the Izzy Stamp of Approval™!!!

#ofmd season 2 #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2 spoilers #our flag means death spoilers