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clock-corpse · 3 months
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"Is that so? Maybe you'd like to meet the end of my knife and judge just how good I am."
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"Impersonate you? Why would I ever want to do that? You're not even good enough to be my fake."
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clock-corpse · 3 months
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"If you're attempting to impersonate me, I must say you are doing a horrendously idiotic job at it."
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"As far as I'm aware that hermit from Senkai is a woman. Also, she does not catch my eye."
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clock-corpse · 3 months
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"As far as I'm aware that hermit from Senkai is a woman. Also, she does not catch my eye."
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"No, it's true. I find men to be attractive. Like that Futo fellow."
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clock-corpse · 3 months
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"I have the furthest thing from an interest in men."
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"I have an interest in men."
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clock-corpse · 3 months
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Context: I told Lis that I don't want to log into Sakuya's blog and write her anymore, (AND I DON'T) and now while I am in this voice call with him he is proceeding to KIDNAP HER for his NEFARIOUS DEEDS.
Lis, I am not writing Koakuma. Please understand.
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clock-corpse · 3 months
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LIES AND DECEIT.
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"I'm sorry but this is a single muse blog for Sakuya Izayoi. All of Lis's muses have been removed to @clock-corpse. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please wait warmly, girls are transitioning."
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clock-corpse · 3 months
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I AM HERE TO STEAL MY SAKUYA BACK FROM LIS AND TELL HIM THAT SHE IS NOT BRITISH NOR DOES SHE HAVE HUGE TITS. YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME ON THIS BLOG AGAIN. THANK YOU.
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clock-corpse · 7 months
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My tabs rn are like,
MLA format for Works Cited
(Source for Works Cited)
JPG of a photo of my outline
JPG of a photo of my outline
[Youtube] How to start a new page in Microsoft Word
10 most expensive caskets.
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clock-corpse · 7 months
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@halfkuma continued from here!
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"Well then, this request really shouldn't be too much of a problem for you if you're experienced in making furniture. At least I would hope not." She sighs.
"My Mistress is someone who values quality. Not only does it have to look good, but it also has to last a long time. I'm not talking about years here, but centuries. Something that she can be proud to own as an antique in the future."
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"As I said before, she is looking for a coffin. One that is made of high quality wood with a fine finish, is comfortable enough to sleep in, and will last for several lifetimes."
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clock-corpse · 7 months
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youtube
Hrrrrngh, music
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clock-corpse · 7 months
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I'M SORRY FOR MY SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ERRORS. IM WORKING ON A PAPER WHILE RPING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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clock-corpse · 7 months
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"I'm sorry, what was that? I could hardly make out anything you were saying over the sounds of a shrill little girl thinking she has even the slightest amount of authority to assert herself before me."
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"I may be pathetic but I don't have to be channeled onto someone else's blog."
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clock-corpse · 7 months
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"God you are an embarrassment. Why the hell are you throwing a tantrum like a sniveling over how I run my employees? If it bothers you that much, then go and make yours more miserable for all I care."
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"I would not say that! I would never lessen Sakuya's hours! SHE WORKS TWENTY FOUR HOUR SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFTS!"
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clock-corpse · 7 months
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"Hmm... Maybe I should go on strike."
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"I would sooner retire you for good, and let you live out the rest of your life in luxury as my wife."
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"But unfortunately, I need to ask you to stay and continue working as my maid. I can lessen your hours if you want, but I can't have you quit. Not yet, at least. You're the one of the few souls in this backwater country who I can trust and is also not a complete moron."
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"Liebling, please. I was only joking. I really don't mind continuing to serve you."
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"But I'll be waiting for when you're ready to take the next step."
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clock-corpse · 7 months
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"Oh, Chloe. It's only illegal if the authorities find out."
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clock-corpse · 7 months
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Meat clown.
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clock-corpse · 7 months
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"Oh I'm not telling you out of good will towards the Young Mistress. I told you because she said that she'd, and I quote, Claw your eyes out with your own hands and eat that dinosaur you love so much if you don't dress up as Freddy Fazzbear and match costumes with me this Halloween."
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"Would I not want to make Flandre happy? Sakuya ... how could you even ask that?"
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"Of course I don't care about making flandre happy!"
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"Have you forgotten? A scarlet devil cares about no one but herself."
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